The Birthday Episode/
- October 29, 2020
We’re celebrating Toni’s 21st birthday! We chat about Melbourne’s easing lockdown, Brooklyn Nine-Nine & Andy Samberg, growing out Toni’s fringe, getting a fingernail stuck under a tooth, and we hear some of your birthday messages for Toni.
On today’s show:
- Easing out of lockdown
- Celebrity Scattergories game
- Brooklyn Nine-Nine & Andy Samberg
- Growing out a fringe
- A stuck fingernail
- Celebrating Toni’s 21st birthday
This podcast is produced by BIG MEDIA COMPANY.
Toni Lodge: [00:00:00] I needed some water. Oh, you've had some
Mason Lauder: [00:00:07] water. Some water. Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:00:08] Hey, nice and moist now.
Mason Lauder: [00:00:10] Yeah, I had a shit burger for lunch, actually. Wasn't yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't.
Toni Lodge: [00:00:15] Was it from fucking Nando's?
Mason Lauder: [00:00:18] No, it was from grill, not grill bite me. Oh, it's like a, it's like a local. But I changed on this and now they real shit.
Toni Lodge: [00:00:25] Oh, I really liked grilled tops. Doesn't like grilled. I love, I love grilled. It's so good. And I do like Brie and like, Oh, like
Mason Lauder: [00:00:37] I love the sweet chili, sweet chili
Toni Lodge: [00:00:39] sauce. So yeah. So good. And it's because they use like whole egg mayonnaise and it's fucked. Like it's fucked. Oh
Mason Lauder: [00:00:49] God.
Toni Lodge: [00:00:51] I love Menez the eyesore. I know that I've actually talked about this.
I think that I saw this comparison about how, um, like low, low, fat mayonnaise, you could eat like 700 big Macs for the equivalent of like a tablespoon of Kewpie mayonnaise. And like, I I'd rather die.
Mason Lauder: [00:01:12] It's like, it's like the, um, I forgotten the name of the ch the chocolate, the yogurt brand. Chit-chat Shabani show me all over again.
Toni Lodge: [00:01:20] Show Bonnie. Okay. Anyway, maybe we leave that in. That's quite fun. Actually. I've actually talked about the man I sing before. I think he gets me going, it gets me fucking gone. I'm like hopped up on me and I was chap anyway. Hello, welcome to episode 13 of one trick Tony, a podcast where you can forget about your own problems and think about mine instead of
Mason Lauder: [00:01:55] happy 21st birthday.
Toni Lodge: [00:02:04] Um, so today, well, this week is a really, really, really exciting episode because this Sunday. Pacing outpacing turns my Patterson turns 21. Oh, hang on. Where's my blower.
Mason Lauder: [00:02:23] huge.
Toni Lodge: [00:02:25] Are you really excited?
Mason Lauder: [00:02:28] No, I am very, and the perfect thing is like with the restrictions and stuff in Melbourne opening up, it means that I can have. Catch up with 10 people.
Toni Lodge: [00:02:37] So it's actually, so this week, um, so for anybody that doesn't know if you're new here, welcome, thank you for listening.
I'm Tony. And this is paisan, who is my personal assistant? Um, this like, so we're both living in Melbourne. We're recording these podcasts, like via zoom so we can see each other and we can chat and stuff, but it's not really the same as being together, but, um, still really fun. Um, but this week we actually got the news that like, Pubs.
So after we've been in lockdown for like over a hundred days now, um, so we first went into lockdown in April and it's the end of October now. And we had a little bit of a break around June. And since then we've been in like stage four restrictions. So we can't go shopping. Like only one person allowed in Kohl's.
Um, from each household, not allowed to have people over to your house. Only allowed to catch up with another one other household, like at the park. Um, yeah, no shopping, no restaurants, nothing. And this week we have finally cracked two days in a row would probably more than that, by the time you listened to this.
Um, but two days in a row of zero cases, Zero new cases, should I say? Um, so it's really, really, really fucking exciting, um, because we're allowed to go out and ate and like do stuff again as I'm
Mason Lauder: [00:03:57] shopping
Toni Lodge: [00:03:58] this week. I know. So you can like go to Kmart or go to Bunnings and stuff. So, so exciting. And I know that we've talked about, um, in this podcast, we're very, very honest.
Um, but talked about like mental health and how, um, it like affects people being, being in, locked down and being looked. Not locked up because that's jail. Um, but like kept away from your family and stuff like that. And I know that in the UK, I think it's Ireland this week, uh, going back into like real hectic lockdowns, which really, really sucks.
But I know for me, like as soon as I heard. That we were going to be out. It was like emotional. Like I just, it's just been so long and because all my family is in another state, like a lot of my closest friends are in other States that, um, they've been able to do whatever they want. Fricking ages. They're basically back to normal.
Um, yeah, it was like,
Mason Lauder: [00:04:54] yeah, it's so exciting. Isn't it?
Toni Lodge: [00:04:56] And it was actually like, it like brought a tear to my eye was like, Holy shit, we've actually done it. Like, feels like. It's been so long, and this is just the normal. Now that it's like on the weekends, you stay in your house. Um, but then literally as soon as they announced it, I had like 20 group chats going off, being like, all right, who's coming to the pub.
Like, what are we doing? Let's book for this weekend, let's do this. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, was it the same for you that everybody just like went mint?
Mason Lauder: [00:05:22] Yeah. What's hectic booking him for things. Cause it's like, you just can't do anything. Just like. Yeah. Looking at like going out to restaurants or whatever, like can't do it, like if they just pack.
Toni Lodge: [00:05:32] Um, and I'm pretty sure, cause it's like a time limit, like an hour 45 or two hours that you can go for. So everybody was like, okay, we'll book this pub for this time. And then two hours later, we'll like checking another booking. We're trying to do something else like at another place. But, um, but regardless it is just so exciting.
And then I had like all my girlfriends message and be like, I don't have fucking anything to wear. And I was like, I think I do have things to wear, but I've just forgotten what all my clothes look like, because everything I own has been in the back of my cupboard six months, like I haven't made it to where anything jumpers and jeans to work, literally that's it.
Um, but it's so, so, so exciting. And I hope that whoever, um, is in Melbourne or if you've got good news about like your lockdown situation, you're feeling really good. Um, because it is so hectic, like it's been so fucking hard here in Melbourne and, and going through it in winter as well. Oh yeah. Like it was just dreary and shit.
So it's just super exciting. And sorry, if you're listening from a place that's still locked down, I'm not trying to be an asshole, but I'm really fucking excited. I am so fucking excited, but it does mean that we're open for your birthday, which is this weekend.
Mmm. So that anybody listening can't hear us, which is all of you. Um, paisan, uh, organized this little, these little party poppers party blowers. Um, but they don't actually
Mason Lauder: [00:07:04] blow outs.
But anyway, so they're, they're the ones that should make noises.
Toni Lodge: [00:07:17] that sound, it was, yeah, they just got it. Sound like pace and laughing.
Mason Lauder: [00:07:28] Lets you,
Toni Lodge: [00:07:30] um, uh, but. As exciting as it is that patient is 21 this weekend. Very about it. As I have talked about on the show before for my 21st birthday, I organized a bar. I invited heaps of friends. No one rocked up. And it was incredibly sad and it's one of my favorite stories to tell so that people feel sorry for me, which I just, I just love, love the attention.
That's why I started. Um, and as you would know, because she would have clicked on it and probably like in Spotify, it shows a massive picture of my face when you're listening to this podcast. So you would know that this podcast is called one trick, Tony. Not one trick paisan. So instead of celebrating Payson's 21st birthday, which is in fact in three days, when this comes out, we're going to celebrate,
Mason Lauder: [00:08:37] but it's really bad.
Toni Lodge: [00:08:40] I feel like instead of. Instead of blowing these, we should go.
Mason Lauder: [00:08:47] I've actually made a hole in the base.
Toni Lodge: [00:08:49] Oh, the pig. Oh my God. They have pictures of pepper pig on them and it's in quite an unfortunate spot. So where you blow it down, we'll put a picture of it on our Instagram story.
Mason Lauder: [00:09:06] It's going to be
Toni Lodge: [00:09:07] big on it. And the. The party blow up like unravels, like out of the bottom of her dress. It's V it's very funny, small things to me, small ones. That's just what happens. Um, But, um, I got home from work today. So for anybody that doesn't know, I work in breakfast radio on a show called Jason PJ, which is amazing.
And probably the reason why most of you are here, but if not, make sure you go and have a listen because I make their podcast. She's very exciting. Um, and I came home to this amazing box of goodies, which I haven't opened yet. I haven't gone through it yet. So, um, behind me, I've got. Um, a big happy 21st birthday sash and a big, and some 21 foil balloons, which is great pacing because you can claim these on tax, but then you can come and pick them up from my house.
COVID safe obviously. And use them for your best day on the weekend. Yeah, it's great. I mean, if we're late someone that you worked with, wasn't so selfish and we were celebrating your bed, they noticed. Yeah. Um, but I do have. One worry. Well, I have many worries. I'm always worried about that, but you've put, you've popped a, a birthday badge.
It's got a little ribbon on it. It's very nice. Um, but the thing is, is that I'm wearing a really expensive jumper, um, which I don't really ever do. I do, but I'm a bit stressed as to where I should, cause I don't really want to pin this and potentially get a hole in this very expensive jumper. So we've got some options.
Here's some options that I came up with. I could, um, well, I could Pierce it into my skin. That's one option. Um, I could like thread it through. Oh, what about the Oh. What did you do? I just stabbed myself in the head. What about
Mason Lauder: [00:11:05] this? That's very cute.
Toni Lodge: [00:11:08] Cute. I look like graduating all wearing a phase or something.
Um, Oh, God problem. Literally solved. I was going to put it like here on the bridge of my glasses so that it would be like right in the middle of my face. Um, but Oh my God, I look adorable. Um, Oh, this is just like a really. Dumb tangent classic. But, um, in like one of those seasons of gossip, girl don't know if you've ever watched gossip girl spoiler.
Dan is gossip girl. Um, it came out 500 years ago, so get over it. Um, and like towards the end, when they're graduating from school, Serena Vanda Woodson played by Blake lively, who is obviously married to Ryan Reynolds now, which what the fuck. Your life must be perfect. Like two hot delicious people and married to each other.
Don't know what that's like. I'm not hot and delicious tubes. My fake producer, boyfriend, not hot and delicious. We're also not married. So don't know what that life is like, but just like, what is that at any anyway, so she's,
Mason Lauder: [00:12:19] the kids are going to be.
Toni Lodge: [00:12:20] Oh, those kids are going to have a good life. They're just going to probably be like Juul, American Canadian citizens, because Brian Reynolds is Canadian.
Um, but in this episode of gossip, girl, they graduate. And instead of worrying like a mortar board, like, you know, the, um, Graduation caps. We like the flat top, and then it's got the tassel on the side. She doesn't wear one of those. She just puts the graduation. Yeah. Tassel in her hair.
Mason Lauder: [00:12:51] I've really,
Toni Lodge: [00:12:52] yeah.
Google it, it looks ridiculous, but that's kind of what I look like at the moment. And, um, I definitely don't look as good as Blake lively did, um, because there's just no way that's never going to happen my whole life. Um, but that's kinda, it's kinda this look. Did it come up?
Mason Lauder: [00:13:12] No, there's um, Blair there's
Toni Lodge: [00:13:14] Blair Blair at night.
Cerena Cerena where's she's
Mason Lauder: [00:13:18] got the Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yep.
Toni Lodge: [00:13:22] Isn't that just revolting? What. Costume person or designer or whoever decided that said like, my God that's. So now that's very 2005 or whatever year it was like, who said that, you know what? Yep. That's what we're going to do with Cerena for the final beside that's the travesty of
Mason Lauder: [00:13:42] fashions.
Toni Lodge: [00:13:45] Anyway. Well now I've got this birthday bad, John. I think that's quite cute.
Mason Lauder: [00:13:50] That's very cute. I'll park in this, a perfect spot
Toni Lodge: [00:13:52] for her picture on our Instagram so that you can see it and imagine me at the moment, but basically it's just a big badge on my head. Then having a big VAT drama head.
Okay. Um, so, well as normal, even though this is a birthday version of the podcast, um, do you want to play the Scattergories game? Okay. Alright. So theme. Okay.
Mason Lauder: [00:14:17] Here we go.
Toni Lodge: [00:14:18] Okay. What about birthday party food?
Mason Lauder: [00:14:23] Okay, perfect.
Toni Lodge: [00:14:25] Oh, that's actually probably a really hard, unless you get S cause you could do a sausage roll and then what else is there?
Mason Lauder: [00:14:32] Snakes. Oh yeah. Lollies like, um, yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:14:39] Yeah. Um, what about, um,
Mason Lauder: [00:14:44] the other one that I thought of actually more on the food, but on the Scattergories game for it category celebs.
Toni Lodge: [00:14:52] Oh, slips is a good one,
Mason Lauder: [00:14:53] but we can do their first or last name.
Toni Lodge: [00:14:57] Okay. Do you want to just do that? Cause that's quite fun.
Mason Lauder: [00:15:00] Yeah, I got
Toni Lodge: [00:15:02] nothing to do with my birthday, which isn't this week.
Okay. Would you like to go first to drop me to go first?
Mason Lauder: [00:15:08] You can go first. It's your birthday?
Toni Lodge: [00:15:12] It's your birthday. Okay.
Mason Lauder: [00:15:15] Have you gotten a little bit? Let me,
Toni Lodge: [00:15:18] Oh, I'm going to have some water so that I just can calm myself.
Okay, so celebrities can be the first or last name. Yeah. All right. And you're setting a timer for 15 seconds. Yep. Okay. Amazing. Alrighty. Say Charlie Chaplin. Um, Cara , um,
um, Chris, Chris Pratt, Chris hymns with,
Mason Lauder: [00:15:55] um, Oh my God.
Toni Lodge: [00:15:58] This as soon as I got to the Chris's, I was like, I'm on here. And then the timer went off. I had so many in my mind, who was I thinking of? KA. Oh, Christina Aguilera, Christina Apple guy. Oh,
Mason Lauder: [00:16:14] Chris is a real, like.
Toni Lodge: [00:16:16] Charlie Shane is the person that I was trying to think of.
Well, how many did I get where you're counting?
No, I fucking didn't. I got Charlie Chaplin carriage elevate.
Mason Lauder: [00:16:32] And then you had a break and said Chris Pratt and Chris Hemsworth, Chris
Toni Lodge: [00:16:35] Pratt, crimps himself. I'm pretty
Mason Lauder: [00:16:37] sure it was word
Toni Lodge: [00:16:38] scrims growth. Um, Oh my God. Speaking of Chris Hemsworth. You know, Zac Efron stating that hot girl in Byron Bay, Vanessa. Oh my God.
She did this looks so cool. I wish that we could make, and that I could share clouds with her. I saw this daily mail article about her the other day, the daily mail wrote an article about how she wore this like orange button up shirt, more than once. Yeah, I know she wore it like one day, somewhere random, and then she wore it as well to his birthday party.
You know how he had that big birthday party, like Kyle Sandilands was there like, Oh my God, what is that life? What is that life as well? Like just like Blake lively and Ryan Reynolds,
Mason Lauder: [00:17:29] but also who's inviting Kyle.
Toni Lodge: [00:17:32] Oh, I did invite Kyle to my birthday party. If I knew him. Yeah. He'd buy you a dope gift.
Mason Lauder: [00:17:38] Yeah, no, that's,
Toni Lodge: [00:17:38] he's super rich.
He'd give you like an awesome gift. And he's such a nice guy. He's like, he's really sweet. Like, I don't know him super well, but the times that I've met him, he's been really nice. Finally, his name's Sadie, we'd say, and I could have said him in the celeb game. Okay. Are you ready? Okay. Your letter E is J.
Mason Lauder: [00:18:07] George Clooney. Um,
Toni Lodge: [00:18:15] who
Mason Lauder: [00:18:17] is she? An actress?
Toni Lodge: [00:18:18] No,
Mason Lauder: [00:18:20] that's a good call.
Toni Lodge: [00:18:21] Yeah.
Mason Lauder: [00:18:22] Oh, hang on. You know what?
Toni Lodge: [00:18:24] He didn't set the timer. Well, you know what? It doesn't even fucking matter because he's one person I'll do a different letter. All right. We'll do it.
Mason Lauder: [00:18:35] I'll actually set the time of this time.
Toni Lodge: [00:18:36] Yeah, I doubt it. Okay. Ready?
Mason Lauder: [00:18:40] Okay.
Toni Lodge: [00:18:41] T
Mason Lauder: [00:18:43] T T T Tali smile.
Hey, does she have
Toni Lodge: [00:19:05] celebs that start with T
Mason Lauder: [00:19:15] Oh, it's honey lodge.
Toni Lodge: [00:19:20] Oh
Mason Lauder: [00:19:20] no. This, this has not gone well.
Toni Lodge: [00:19:27] Well, tallies are really good. One. That's a really good celeb. Um, who else could you have done? Tiny Colette, um, Thomas the tank engine, um, to Turia Pitt, you know that
she's great. Um, she's really great. Yeah. Is she, is she doing well? She's feeling great today. You said, Hey, Turiya how are you going? And she said, I'm going great.
Mason Lauder: [00:20:04] Ted Tim,
Toni Lodge: [00:20:07] tiny temper,
Mason Lauder: [00:20:10] Tom cruise, Tom Hanks,
Toni Lodge: [00:20:12] Tom Hanks. Or have you watched the new book? Yeah. Have you watched the new bore at movie?
Mason Lauder: [00:20:20] No, not yet. Everyone's been talking
Toni Lodge: [00:20:22] about it. Watch it. It's good.
Mason Lauder: [00:20:24] Okay, great. Yeah, no, we, we haven't seen it yet, but it's on the list.
Toni Lodge: [00:20:28] It's really funny. Um, it's it's good.
Yeah, definitely watch it. Um,
Mason Lauder: [00:20:33] to
Toni Lodge: [00:20:38] tar toaster,
Mason Lauder: [00:20:41] Tom, Tom Hardy,
Toni Lodge: [00:20:43] Tom Gleason,
Mason Lauder: [00:20:44] Tom Gleason tiger woods, Tom. Yeah,
Toni Lodge: [00:20:49] he's an adulterer.
Mason Lauder: [00:20:51] Terry crews. Oh, no, no.
Toni Lodge: [00:20:55] Yeah. I don't. Oh my God. I don't like Brooklyn nine, nine. Oh,
Mason Lauder: [00:21:00] no. The first person that I agree with,
Toni Lodge: [00:21:04] really?
Mason Lauder: [00:21:06] Yeah. It's not funny.
Toni Lodge: [00:21:08] Oh my God. I've just smacked my microphone. Cause I got so excited.
Sorry. If that was really loud, I'll cut it out. Um, no, it is not funny.
Mason Lauder: [00:21:15] It's not funny. It's
Toni Lodge: [00:21:16] not fucking funny.
Mason Lauder: [00:21:17] It's so dumb. Just not
Toni Lodge: [00:21:19] funny. It is not a
Mason Lauder: [00:21:22] funny show. I'm so glad you've said this, because I say that and I get hammered. Just be like no sense of humor. It's just a little funny show,
Toni Lodge: [00:21:32] literally.
Right? Someone said that to me. Oh, you obviously don't have a recent, good sense of humor. Um, I'm actually the funniest person that I've ever met. So there's just no way that that's true. Okay. You can't judge me because I don't like Brooklyn nine, nine. It's not a good fucking show. Sucks.
Mason Lauder: [00:21:50] This is
Toni Lodge: [00:21:51] Andy
Mason Lauder: [00:21:57] so bad, isn't it?
Toni Lodge: [00:21:59] I just don't get Andy Samberg, like so great about it, but what the fuck is up?
Mason Lauder: [00:22:09] I need you so glad you've said
Toni Lodge: [00:22:12] dumb face all the time. I just, I like, Oh, I feel really horrible. I'm like bashing him a little bit. I, I get it. I respect it. And he's like doing so well. So like what, you know, I mean, jokes on me.
He's fucking famous. I'm not sorry. I'm really bothered because I got a little gap in my fringe. Um, it's the longest, I think it's ever been right now. And it's like really bothering me. Should I grow my friend? Shout out. Do you think.
Mason Lauder: [00:22:38] Well, I mean, where does it, like, when do you have to cut it? Like, I guess like eyebrow late
Toni Lodge: [00:22:43] night, keep it light here.
So at the moment I would say that it's like halfway down my forehead and normally it's shorter than that, but should I grow it out and like, fuck it off. Do you think.
Mason Lauder: [00:22:58] Yeah. And what, so you just get, do they call them bangs? Is that what?
Toni Lodge: [00:23:01] Yeah, so that's to the side. So that's how it would go because it would grow into that.
But then eventually I would just have nothing that could be cool. Be cool. Yeah. Maybe I'll get
Mason Lauder: [00:23:12] rid of it or how long surprised us. I feel like it's quite a
Toni Lodge: [00:23:15] long time. Nine months. It's yeah, it's more arduous than having a baby as well. It's like really stressful niche. I don't know that having a babies that's stressful.
I think that being pregnant. I know that not everybody has an amazing experience, but I reckon that being pregnant would be so fun.
Mason Lauder: [00:23:35] Really? Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:23:36] I dunno. I just think it would be really exciting and like you just get to ate whatever you want. That doesn't make you sick. Yeah. So you can't eat soft cheese.
You can eat soft serve cannet sushi, nothing starting with S at all. Actually I think. Yeah, you can't have Sam paint kind of sod car. Can't have a . Um,
Mason Lauder: [00:24:06] you can't
Toni Lodge: [00:24:08] not have, see ya. You can't have a shot of tequila. Um, you can't have a saga radar. You can't have a cigarette stuff is, um, you can't
jump on a strand plane.
Mason Lauder: [00:24:30] It's like, you can't
Toni Lodge: [00:24:31] lie. You can't do. I just feel like it would be so fun. Cause people just talk to you about your pregnant body all the time. People like, Oh my God, you're going. You're so beautiful. And no one ever says that to me at the moment, because when I'm glowing at the moment, it's just cause I'm sweating.
Like maybe it's cause like the lift isn't working and I've had to like walk up the stairs or yeah. Yeah. And no one compliments you on that. No, no one says hi. Wow, you look great. They just site and then I walk away. Okay. Where are we going? That being pregnant, uh, that came from.
Oh me growing out, my fringe takes longer than having a baby. Um, Andy Sandberg. Yeah. Like jokes on me. He's fucking super rich and famous and I'm not like I get it. Um, I'm just jealous. But I just don't get it. I literally do not get the attraction to Brooklyn nine, nine.
Mason Lauder: [00:25:28] I don't get it.
Toni Lodge: [00:25:29] I have tried. So I know.
Right. I know that when people say like, I don't like that show, it generally is because they don't like an actor or. Whatever, and I'm not a big Andy Samberg fan, but I have tried to watch Brooklyn nine, nine, probably five times. I've started from the beginning. I've watched a random episode and it just does nothing for me, even a show that I really, really like.
New girl, which actually just got added to Australian Netflix, but we have it personally because I like it so much. Um, there's a crossover episode of Brooklyn, nine, nine, and new girl. And I skip it every time because I just hide it. Yeah. And I've watched new girl all the way through probably like eight times.
And I skip it every time. Cause I just, I just don't get it.
Mason Lauder: [00:26:19] Yeah, no, I completely agree with you. Watch the six first episodes of Brooklyn, nine, nine. Didn't laugh once. Just, it's just not funny and look at don't like Andy sandbag, but the like the rest of it, the
Toni Lodge: [00:26:30] personally, personally, he might be a great guy.
I'm just saying I don't his, comedy's not really for me. Yep. Keep going.
Mason Lauder: [00:26:36] Yeah, me too. But it's like, even like the, yeah, I just. The co the comedy in the show. Isn't that funny?
Toni Lodge: [00:26:43] It just does nothing. And I've, I've tried to like it because people love it. I'm like this many people can't be wrong, but jokes on you cause that may people are wrong because it's not a good show.
And I feel really bad that I'm sitting here and bashing Andy Sandberg, please. If you know, Andy Samberg do not tell him. That I said this, um, unless he would then want to come on the podcast and we'd probably get heaps of downloads. Um, but no, he's, he's probably a really, really nice guy. He's probably lovely, but I just, I just don't get it.
And I, you know, the other movie that he does that I just don't get hot rod. You know, that movie hot rod.
Mason Lauder: [00:27:20] I haven't seen it.
Toni Lodge: [00:27:20] Oh, it's like,
Mason Lauder: [00:27:21] Oh yeah, I've seen it. Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:27:23] It's exactly right. I feel really bad. I'm sorry if you love Andy Sandberg, I just don't get it. Change, change my mind, you know, like message me.
It's not going to fucking work, but you can.
Mason Lauder: [00:27:36] Yeah, no, I agree. Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:27:38] Sorry. I just had to have some water cause I was stressed about Andy Samberg. Um, Oh, the other thing, actually, that I'm really stressed out about at the moment that I need help with, um, Math and one of my problems coming at cer. Um, so literally we were just talking about how Melbourne has just reopened.
And I work as I have said many a time in the morning. So I start work at like five o'clock and then I finish work like midday. If I'm hanging out with someone after work. Like at night time, say, say, we're going to catch up for an early dinner. So I've gotten up and gotten ready for work at five. I've gotten home and then I'm at like one, and then I'm catching up with someone at like six.
Mason Lauder: [00:28:30] Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:28:33] Can I wear the same outfit that I wore to work to dinner?
Mason Lauder: [00:28:42] what's what's what's the dinner vibe, like, is it a fancy place? Oh,
Toni Lodge: [00:28:46] okay. No, um, so it's like, say I'm going to their house for dinner. I've worn like a nice outfit to work
Mason Lauder: [00:28:54] Larkin. That's fine.
Toni Lodge: [00:28:55] But so do you think that people are like, Oh, did you sit around all afternoon in that outfit?
Mason Lauder: [00:29:01] Or,
Toni Lodge: [00:29:02] or, or even worse, do they think that I've like exercised, eaten lunch, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Then had a shower then put the same clothes on.
Mason Lauder: [00:29:18] hang on,
Toni Lodge: [00:29:18] hang on. But what about this then? What if I wear quite a cute outfit to work in the morning? Right? Come home, exercise, ate lunch, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Have a shower put on a different outfit. Is that high maintenance? Because they've seen me twice in one day and I'm wearing a different outfit.
Is that too much?
Mason Lauder: [00:29:36] Nah, not when you're not, when you've got the exclusive, like, you know, you, you worked out. Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:29:42] But shouldn't, I not wear the same clothes. I feel like haven't left the house in so long that I've forgotten what I'm supposed to do because I, so if we recorded this podcast, right, and then later we were like, let's go out and have a drink if you're wearing the same thing.
I wouldn't think that I'd be bothered by that, but I would, yes. Sure. Because
Mason Lauder: [00:30:10] I would be the person to wear the same thing.
Toni Lodge: [00:30:14] But because I see everybody so early in the day and then potentially so late in the day, I'm just wondering if it's maybe a fo par to wear the same thing all day, because of obviously, like, I, I don't know about you.
I didn't literally, I dunno, but I, when I get home, it doesn't matter where I'm getting home from I'm in my nightie straightaway. Yep. It doesn't matter if I'm doing something in an hour 90, really doesn't matter what I'm doing. Doesn't matter what I'm doing later. I'll get back into my jammies.
Mason Lauder: [00:30:56] And how long were you staying them for?
Toni Lodge: [00:30:58] Until I have to get dressed again. So.
Mason Lauder: [00:31:02] If I going to do that with today's recording. Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:31:05] Yeah. You got home from work. I put my pajamas on and then I was like, okay, cool. And I generally, this is, Oh, this is interesting. Actually. Normally, whatever we recording, I'll just wear what I wore to work that day, but I'll have gotten changed into my pajamas.
Then put those same clothes on. Is that weird? I didn't do that today actually, because I was wearing a t-shirt at night. I will tell you for why is because I was wearing a t-shirt and it gets a little bit cold in this studio room where I record the podcast. So I put on this very expensive jumper that I couldn't put the pin in terms of the whole thing.
Yeah. Anyway, um, yeah. What do you think?
Mason Lauder: [00:31:50] um, I dunno. I don't see any problem with it because I feel like most people aren't going to rethinking about that. They'll be thinking about themselves.
Toni Lodge: [00:31:59] Oh my God. That is so true. You should work at Vogue. I dunno. I can agony aunt like an advice column. It is actually it is. It does. It does.
Mason Lauder: [00:32:12] Maybe I reckon yet.
At base level pants. They're fine. If you wear the pants,
Toni Lodge: [00:32:20] pants have gotta be fine because Jane's, they
Mason Lauder: [00:32:24] have to. Yeah,
Toni Lodge: [00:32:24] yeah, yeah. That's a statement pant. And by a statement pant, I mean like a nice trouser, maybe a pattern, a pattern trouser or something. You couldn't wear that the same because it's true. It's too noticeable.
Mason Lauder: [00:32:44] Ah, Maybe you also miss out on if like, if, if they are nice pants, you miss out on getting the compliment the second time around,
Toni Lodge: [00:32:54] but they're not going to compliment you the second time. They're going to compliment you the first time and then they're going to, then they're just going to go. Like, I like those pants in their head.
They're not gonna, they're not going to say that again, but.
Uh, hide it. I hate that now. And this isn't really a thing. This is just a thing that people like tell themselves. I hate that now, like Ray wearing an outfit. Is like the worst thing that you could do, like say if you were like a fucking dope pass outfit on a Saturday night and you put it on the gram, ah, that's Instagram.
And then I don't know if people still say that, but you put a photo up and then you're like, well, I can't wear that again. And take another picture for Instagram. Isn't that just the dumbest thing that I worry about. I mean, it's not the dumbest thing that I worry about, but it's just like a shitty thing to think about.
Cause all these clouds are like going into landfill and I'm like, Oh, I bought my Instagram.
Mason Lauder: [00:33:55] Yeah. It's yeah. You don't want to have to worry about that.
Toni Lodge: [00:33:58] Just wear it, just wear it.
Mason Lauder: [00:34:01] If it's your cyber thing and you look like, you know, if you're happy with it.
Toni Lodge: [00:34:04] Yeah. You look hot and you feel hot actually.
That's great advice. If anybody's listening, who thinks I can't wear that again? Cause I wore it last week and I like put it on my Instagram, rocket beach. Love that. Oh wait, giving such good advice today. What else could we give us about? Um,
I don't have any advice, but I got something stuck between my teeth on the weekend. Um, I know the worst. And you know, when, you know, when you get something to start between your teeth and you're like, I should just get up off the couch or whatever I'm doing and go and get some floss and just get it out.
But do you ever do that? No. No, you sit there and you try and get it up, like with your, like, with your fingernails. But this is, this is actually so far. So I was trying to get, I can't even remember. It was trying to get this thing out from between my tape. And, um, I got like a little bit of finger now stuck between my teeth.
Oh yeah. It's really gross. Sorry. Oh, is this too gross? Do you
Mason Lauder: [00:35:12] think it's okay.
Toni Lodge: [00:35:13] Um, so I got a little bit of the fingernail start with TRIA teeth because my teeth are like really. Close together, not like overlapping. They're just like bare that they're in there, you know, think, Oh, I, so for ages, I thought I really wanted Invisalign, but then someone, the other week was like, Oh my God, Tony, like, don't spend your life worrying about Invisalign.
Which is so true. And I don't want to ask you for advice, um, pacing, because you've got really straight teeth, but do you think that I should get Invisalign ready? Imagining piles LA do. I just said something really fine.
Mason Lauder: [00:35:54] don't know. I mean, if, if, if it makes you feel like, I think, I think they grade, like you take the grade
Toni Lodge: [00:36:01] and
Mason Lauder: [00:36:01] this is you get a great laugh and a great smile. It looks great.
Toni Lodge: [00:36:07] Is that my birthday present? Um, something really actually interesting that I not interesting. It was just really cool that Tanya Hennessy actually posted about the other week.
She, um, she was like, I am sick of people telling me that I need braces. Cause she's got like really straight top teeth, but she's got like one tooth that's like out of like a little bit out of place on the bottom. And I had never really noticed it, but she said that she got messages about it. All the time.
Yeah. And she was like, you know what? I don't fucking need braces, my teeth and my teeth. And it's like, it adds character having take that, like, I'm perfect. And because so many people, like, it's very invoke now to like, have veneers, which like, love that few. If you want to get veneers, like fucking rocket beach and go and get them and just like live your best teeth life.
Um, but she was like, it gives character. So that's what I'm trying to tell myself. Now that might take, add character.
Mason Lauder: [00:37:07] They look right
Toni Lodge: [00:37:11] anyway. So I got these things, secretary, my teeth, then I had a little bit of fingernail starboard trim on tape. And I was like, okay, it's floss time. Like I need to go and get a bit of fricking floss cause I'm going to die otherwise. And then I tried to floss it out and it got stuck. The, I know this is actually grim.
I probably shouldn't actually say this. Then I pushed the fingernail, like under my tooth.
Mason Lauder: [00:37:40] What do you mean?
Toni Lodge: [00:37:41] I know, I know. So like it was a train, my two front teeth at the bottom. So at the two center TAFE, it was betraying them at the bottom and it like went under the tooth. So it was like between the gum and the tooth at the, but I know it was so far, I know literally the most disgusting thing in the world.
Mason Lauder: [00:38:07] How does it do that
Toni Lodge: [00:38:07] now? Well, it's obviously possible cause it happened to me. Um, and, but I couldn't. Like, I couldn't get enough purchase on the thing. So I was like trying to get the floss, like, all right. So I'm doing like a scooping motion to try and get like under the finger now, but around the tooth and then trying to like scrape it out with the floss and it did not work.
So I had to, I had to leave it because I knew that I was just gonna like, like injure myself. So I was like, I've just got to leave it. And as my mom would say, let it fester out. So my mom was just to say that, did your mom say that? I don't think she,
Mason Lauder: [00:38:46] she didn't use the word fester, but it's like that when you get like a little, um, splinter.
Toni Lodge: [00:38:51] Yeah. Yeah. And like, instead of like digging at it, you should like let it just like settle and like, your body will kind of like push it out and it will like fester itself out. I don't think that's the right use of the temperature, but it will like it, it was kind of start to sort itself out. Like if you just leave it, it will.
It will settle and then you'll be able to like either get it out easily or like, because your body is so clever and all that push the thing out, the foreign thing out, the foreign thing to your body. I mean, and anyway, whatever. So I had to leave the fingernail in my mouth. I know, it's so disgusting. I like, I had done everything.
I brushed my taste.
Mason Lauder: [00:39:33] Yeah. I was trying
Toni Lodge: [00:39:34] to floss it out. Yeah. There was nothing else that I could do. I was like, I'm going to have to leave base. Um, so I left it overnight and then, um, the next morning I like, could feel it, um, like with my tongue, like at the back and I managed and I managed to get it out, like where with fingernail free.
It was not in there for longer than like. I don't know. What's the most amount of time that you won't judge me for like 12 hours,
Mason Lauder: [00:40:03] 12 hours is like, you tried, like you tried everything. What else?
Toni Lodge: [00:40:07] Read everything. I just, I didn't know what else I could do without like cutting my gums up and then like maybe getting it infected.
Mason Lauder: [00:40:17] Yeah, no, you did the right thing.
Toni Lodge: [00:40:18] Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate it. I should have rung you your doctor. I am, I actually wants, this is ages ago and kind of unrelated, but once got a corn chip stuck in my throat. Yeah, it was joking,
Mason Lauder: [00:40:31] like choking on it.
Toni Lodge: [00:40:32] Like it was stuck in my throat. So I was eating this corn chip.
It was a mission to a tiller corn chip, the delicious ones from calls, no hate admission, by the way, that just such a high quality corn chip that it was rigid and got stuck in my throat, but it got stopped. Right.
Mason Lauder: [00:40:53] Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:40:54] And it got like embedded in my throat and I was trying to like cough it out. And I was trying to like blow my nose.
I thought that would help. But everything was just salty. It was just like made everything salty. Um, and after like a day that came out as well. Yeah. What have you had stuck in your mouth?
Mason Lauder: [00:41:13] Nothing. I mean, um, nothing, nothing for that long.
Toni Lodge: [00:41:17] Yeah. That's a long time.
Mason Lauder: [00:41:18] Isn't it? Yeah, well, the thing I feel like I'm very pedantic about it because I get like, I have an orange and I get like little bits of orange stuck in my tape.
And it's like, at like, I've usually had flustered that, but I've been leaving it at the moment and it's just annoying. It's just like, you're looking at, you're playing with, so
Toni Lodge: [00:41:37] you do it. That's what you do, you like, we've when you've got stuff stuck in your teeth, you like can't leave it alone. Yeah. I, I just, you just, do you think that you want to be a better person?
You think you want to get up and floss? You think you want to do all these things, but you just don't because you're a piece of shit and that's not me yelling at anybody. That's me yelling at myself. I should have just gotten up. And like, I knew that I needed floss, but I was like, I'll be able to get it.
And then I just, my him,
Mason Lauder: [00:42:05] yeah, it's not ideal.
Toni Lodge: [00:42:06] Sorry, everybody for that really gross story. Okay.
Okay birthday now.
Mason Lauder: [00:42:18] Birthday. How exciting?
Toni Lodge: [00:42:20] Yeah.
Nava birthday blow off.
Okay. I'm sorry that don't make any noise. It's not very interesting for anybody. That's not watching us, which is no one, no one else is watching this. We're just watching each other fucking suck on these things. Oh, Oh, that sounds like a porn I've seen. Oh, that was funny. Sorry about that. My family's not listening.
Mason Lauder: [00:42:55] So I dropped around a box that you held up earlier and inside the box. There are a couple of things. So if you want to go grab the box,
Toni Lodge: [00:43:06] I've got it.
Mason Lauder: [00:43:07] And you can open it up on camera.
Toni Lodge: [00:43:08] Oh, where should I put it? Oh, hang on.
Mason Lauder: [00:43:10] You don't have to dry.
Toni Lodge: [00:43:11] No, that's all right. I just wanted to, okay. Okay. I'm opening the box.
Oh, it's a beautiful gift box covered in balloons with a red lead.
Mason Lauder: [00:43:26] Oh, small blow is,
Toni Lodge: [00:43:32] Oh, the other ones are, um, Oh, they've stayed up. The other ones are soft with my saliva. So I'm glad I've got some new ones.
Mason Lauder: [00:43:41] Tableau.
Toni Lodge: [00:43:42] Oh, where's fees.
Oh my God. I haven't had a fad since I was a kid.
Mason Lauder: [00:43:52] Those
Toni Lodge: [00:43:52] fake cigarettes. Oh my God.
Mason Lauder: [00:44:00] Oh fuck. Oh
Toni Lodge: [00:44:03] my God. That's really hard.
Mason Lauder: [00:44:06] That's really
Toni Lodge: [00:44:07] okay. No more fads.
Mason Lauder: [00:44:13] sorry. Is it good at you to get it down? Oh,
Toni Lodge: [00:44:19] What flavor is that God, you know, when you're a kid, you just don't care about fucking anything. Do ya? Who is eating this for fun? That's not for adults. That's that
Mason Lauder: [00:44:32] is not for a packet though. Like you just smashed them.
Toni Lodge: [00:44:35] Oh my
Mason Lauder: [00:44:36] God. That is
Toni Lodge: [00:44:40] just, that could not taste more like nothing but also bad.
Mason Lauder: [00:44:47] Musky, like what's, what's the, what's the flavor.
Toni Lodge: [00:44:50] It tastes, it tastes a little bit like banana. Yeah. But I'm looking at the ingredients. Right. And it says, you know how ingredients are in order of like how much of something there is ingredients, sugar, corn, starch, glucose syrup. Tapioca gelatin from beef, natural color and flavor.
Yeah. You've tried to kill me with lazy fads. My
Mason Lauder: [00:45:28] God
Toni Lodge: [00:45:31] Wiz fizz. I haven't had a wispies since I was a kid. Okay. I'm not going to open the wispies cause it's going to look. I've got a cocaine addiction.
Mason Lauder: [00:45:41] So there should be a little card in there.
Toni Lodge: [00:45:48] I've just moved and there's something under the card. Oh, am I allowed to say yet? Oh, no.
Mason Lauder: [00:45:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:46:00] Oh my God. Cupcake, Queens. Make the best cupcakes. This is not sponsored by the way. They're just, I know that they're really good.
Mason Lauder: [00:46:12] We've both got cupcakes.
Toni Lodge: [00:46:26] I'm sorry for squealing. Sorry. If that was loud.
Mason Lauder: [00:46:31] I thought we could have them soon, but first
Toni Lodge: [00:46:33] I'll put the cupcakes away.
Mason Lauder: [00:46:35] Oh,
Toni Lodge: [00:46:37] no, no, no. I just took them out of the beautiful gift box. I don't want to eat anything. Cause all I can taste is fat in my mouth. Okay. Here's the card, correct?
Mason Lauder: [00:46:51] Yep. You can open it.
Toni Lodge: [00:47:22] my God. That is the best.
Oh my God. That is.
Mason Lauder: [00:47:39] Such a funny card.
Toni Lodge: [00:47:41] I get D was this really hard to find?
Mason Lauder: [00:47:46] So it was, it was so great. Cause we were, we were looking at cards and we saw like, we saw like frozen one. So I was like, Oh my God, there's the has to be a pepper pig one. So we kept rotating it and there was the pepper peak one, and then we got home and we opened it.
This is perfect.
Toni Lodge: [00:48:11] Actually, it's so funny. So the video of me singing the pepper pig song, that's on our Instagram has gone. What I would call viral, get us some antibiotics. So Jace who I work with from Jason PJ, he shared that video because he was like, As a parent, that video really fucked me off because I'm had the song stuck in my head ever since.
And he shared on Instagram and then all these moms and dads were like, I don't like that. And it's, so it is actually one of those songs. Like I haven't watched Peppa pig since I was a kid. Like, and I still know the song, so.
Oh, my God. That's amazing art. I don't want to read it now. Those are private as I have news.
Mason Lauder: [00:49:00] You can read it. No, no, no. Shall I read it
Toni Lodge: [00:49:01] out? Oh my God. Oh, I opened it again. And it's going to do that.
I'm not going to read it out because it's private. And it does say things about like, I wish we could run away together and stuff like that. So I'm not going to read it out because it's private. Um, but we will have to talk about this later when, when obviously, Oh my God. That's so sweet. Oh, thank you.
Mason Lauder: [00:49:42] That's okay. We also. We also did get a few messages. Wait, I, I put a call out for some listeners.
I don't know where you were, but.
Toni Lodge: [00:49:59] I was drinking sear and and
Mason Lauder: [00:50:07] but we've got a little video of some of the favorite birthday messages and, uh, I wanted to play it for you. Happy 21st
Toni Lodge: [00:50:18] birthday,
Mason Lauder: [00:50:18] Tony happy 21st happy 21st
Toni Lodge: [00:50:21] birthday.
Mason Lauder: [00:50:22] I bet they tiny,
Toni Lodge: [00:50:23] tiny
Mason Lauder: [00:50:24] it's made from is it just made the podcast happy 21st birthday? I just wanted to personally wish you a happy 21st
Toni Lodge: [00:50:33] Herbie had the best day and you get to celebrate with him.
The ones you love. I hope that the celebration makes up for that bullshit
Mason Lauder: [00:50:39] that happened to you all those years ago. You have the best Patty.
Toni Lodge: [00:50:44] You're just one of the
Mason Lauder: [00:50:45] funniest people I've ever met.
Toni Lodge: [00:50:47] He's such a Ray of sunshine. You're very talented. You're inspiring. I'm so glad you're finally doing the .
Mason Lauder: [00:50:53] I'm glad that people actually get to connect with you
Toni Lodge: [00:50:56] because you're just brilliant.
Have you had an amazing day happy birthday?
Mason Lauder: [00:51:01] That'd be bad day, happy
Toni Lodge: [00:51:08] and happy. 21st pace, GT pacing and pacing. I been 21st, bro. Um,
Mason Lauder: [00:51:15] and
Toni Lodge: [00:51:16] how you bet that to no one else.
Mason Lauder: [00:51:17] Happy birthday.
Toni Lodge: [00:51:20] Long time. Lisa it's Tom Cola
Mason Lauder: [00:51:22] happy 25th birthday. Tony seems like only yesterday
Toni Lodge: [00:51:25] that we were going to the Beth and no one showed up.
I'm so incredibly proud of everything that you've managed to achieve in the time that I've nine, eight, you started this podcast. You've moved us around three States and together we've worked seven, 10,000 hours of on compilations. There's no one else. I'd rather get overly invested in with TV shows from over 10 years ago or who had her other put to bed because they're falling asleep on the couch and then protesting.
I just want to stay up and have fun. I love you, but for the love of God, please stop doing the baby cry. It's starting to scare the neighbors.
Mason Lauder: [00:52:03] Oh, that's so wait. Ah, happy birthday.
Toni Lodge: [00:52:09] Uh, thank you. So, um, so dogs. At the end was Tobes my fake producer boy. And he, he told me that, um, like he'd recorded it. He didn't tell me much, but he was like, he was like, Oh, I like pacing and asked me to write this thing, blah. And I was like, Oh, okay. He was like, It took me 31 takes, he had 31 videos in his camera roll and he's, and that, I can't believe that was the best one.
That's not great news. Is it? He was like, I just, I couldn't get it right. I just couldn't get it. And I was like, that's okay. I never get anything in one take. He was like, Hmm. Oh, that is so odd. Thank you for messaging.
Mason Lauder: [00:52:57] Oh
Toni Lodge: [00:52:59] Tobes though. Not very good talent.
Mason Lauder: [00:53:03] Say that his message. Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:53:05] Oh God. Luckily the spotlight is on Murray, not on him.
Oh my God. Ah, so sweet. And you know why he said that we're overly invested in TV from 10 years ago, because at the moment we're watching the Hills.
Mason Lauder: [00:53:19] Have you ever watched the Hills? Everyone talks about it. The
Toni Lodge: [00:53:22] Holi. Fox. So we started watching it. Right. And then I don't want to, uh, it came out like a long time ago, but I don't want to give a spoiler, but like, so then, Oh, no, I won't say, cause you might watch it and it did come out a long time ago now.
I won't say
Mason Lauder: [00:53:43] that's okay. No, you can say that's fine.
Toni Lodge: [00:53:45] Well, so the main chick. From the Hills, right? Lauren, Conrad, whose name? You probably recognize, even if you haven't watched the Hills, um, there's like six seasons of the Hills and 10 episodes into season five. She leaves.
Mason Lauder: [00:54:03] Really?
Toni Lodge: [00:54:04] Yeah. So the main chick in the heat.
So we tubs, I were watching last night and she's just all of a sudden she wasn't in this show anymore. And I was like, what the fuck happened? And I Googled it and yeah, she just like, she left to pursue like other job opportunities or something. But yeah. So I'm really good. I know. And she's like the best part about the show.
Mason Lauder: [00:54:26] Oh,
Toni Lodge: [00:54:26] no, it's, I'm really sorry for anybody who had just ruined the Hills for it, doesn't really ruin anything, but I guess it sucks. Anyway. Thank you so much for all those birthday messages. That is so, so kind. I feel so tired.
Mason Lauder: [00:54:42] There is, there is one last thing that's quite exciting and I mean, Th there are a few fads inside, but there's also opinion.
Toni Lodge: [00:54:57] Okay. I thought that you were talking about something else that I didn't know about. Okay. So these are the right. I have, I have some, I have some quandaries it's quandary. I don't know what contrary mean. Should I Google that?
Mason Lauder: [00:55:12] okay.
Toni Lodge: [00:55:13] I have a quandary. Like I have something to take up about the pinata.
Mason Lauder: [00:55:20] Yeah, practical dilemma, a difficult situation,
Toni Lodge: [00:55:24] a predicament.
So I have a quandary with the pinata. So, um, I, there's a really beautiful piñata here and it's, it's very heavy. It's full of delicious goodies. I'm sure. Including fats. Nature's candy, um, uh, and art and like a really impressive pin yadda whacking stick as well. It's like a heavy duty whacking stick. Yeah, it is.
Um, but I don't have any weird to hang this pin yarder up. Um, so. What I, what I think it's going to have to do is I think I'm going to have to get tubes to come in here and hold the pin, yada, and I'm just going to have to sit here and just like smack it with this stick. Um, so should I go and get towards, and they are be everyone don't don't.
Hit stop. Make sure he kept, he's heard me yelling.
Mason Lauder: [00:56:26] He's
Toni Lodge: [00:56:26] he's coming to do the pinata.
Mason Lauder: [00:56:28] I did think about that. And the sticks also like semi not practical for where you're sitting. Like it's quite a long story. It's quite
Toni Lodge: [00:56:34] long. Um, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna prop to the side a little bit. So can you still hear me?
Mason Lauder: [00:56:40] Yep.
Toni Lodge: [00:56:41] And you can sit
Mason Lauder: [00:56:43] there.
Toni Lodge: [00:56:45] Okay. All right. Ready? I just, I don't want to hit towards either.
Mason Lauder: [00:56:50] He'll be right.
Toni Lodge: [00:56:50] Is there a piñata song that we should sing before you do a piece? Like, you know how the do happy birthday? You sing happy birthday for the cake. Is there a song we should sing for the piano?
Mason Lauder: [00:57:00] I don't think so.
I reckon you just hit it.
Toni Lodge: [00:57:03] All right. Ready? Oh, did I just hit your hand? I think our neighbors are going to come in and make sure that there's nothing bad going on.
Mason Lauder: [00:57:15] Oh, it's quite
Toni Lodge: [00:57:16] a hippie chicken. It's really quite loud.
It's so fucking loud.
Mason Lauder: [00:57:27] Oh,
Toni Lodge: [00:57:28] sorry. It actually sounds like we're like driving over children or something. This is not good. I don't condone drugs.
Mason Lauder: [00:57:48] Okay.
Toni Lodge: [00:57:49] Um, yeah. Okay. We've got candy all throughout. Um, Well through our studio and, um, probably bugs now.
Oh my God. Oh, great job, Tobes. Great job on the piñata. Oh, okay. Let me get the piñata. I'll see if I can see what's in there.
Mason Lauder: [00:58:14] There's a lot in there. We did fill it up.
Toni Lodge: [00:58:16] There's a lot of fads in there and they're not we've, we've established that. The fads aren't great. Oh, this is such a good look.
Oh, my God was fucking wes' fees on special or something. Oh my God.
Mason Lauder: [00:58:33] so much wispies. Wiz fizz pack came with the fads. Like it, it was just like a whiz fees. And I had like fads. I had lollipops.
Toni Lodge: [00:58:41] I had like, give it away. Can I then,
Mason Lauder: [00:58:46] Oh
Toni Lodge: [00:58:47] shit. He's young. Oh, my God tubes not going eat so much candy on mass bars.
Oh, well, that's great. Cause then I don't have to buy them to send to the people that review the show.
Mason Lauder: [00:59:00] Well, there are a lot of like the, um, like red skin sort of,
Toni Lodge: [00:59:05] I, those red skin lollies, I don't know about them still being called Redskins, but so young or there is so much candy on, um, Oh, that is so sweet.
Thank you so much. Oh my God. I absolutely love it. That was a really, um, quite a violent scene. Me doing the piñata. That might be a bit too loud for everybody.
Mason Lauder: [00:59:33] I'm really sorry.
Toni Lodge: [00:59:39] Uh, thank you. So that is honestly so swayed. Um,
Mason Lauder: [00:59:47] That's okay. Have happy 21st was so much
Toni Lodge: [00:59:50] fun. Aw, thank you. And look, it is actually your 21st birthday this week and it's very, very exciting. Um, but again, one trick Tony, not one trick paisan so, um, we can discuss this somewhere else. Um, but no, it's actually super exciting that it's your 21st birthday.
It's a huge birthday. And thankfully you will be able to do something this weekend. Do you have anything planned?
Mason Lauder: [01:00:16] I think we're going to do, um, Llumar she
Toni Lodge: [01:00:19] birthday's Sunday, right?
Mason Lauder: [01:00:21] Sunday. Yeah. Sunday,
Toni Lodge: [01:00:22] which is when you normally cook dinner. So are you off the hook
Mason Lauder: [01:00:27] off the hook? That is good. No, I think, I think we're going to go out to a park and catch up with like workmates and that sort of thing.
Toni Lodge: [01:00:37] Okay. Oh, well, that's really exciting. Thank you for all this stuff for my birthday. I literally, I feel so. Yeah. So lucky and not in align way, but yeah, I like this is really, really fun and I love that we get to do this every week because it is like literally the most fun. Um, it is. Thank you for organizing all that stuff.
Mason Lauder: [01:01:01] That's okay. Happy birthday.
Toni Lodge: [01:01:02] Oh my God.
Mason Lauder: [01:01:03] Sorry.
Toni Lodge: [01:01:05] 21 again.
Mason Lauder: [01:01:06] 21 again.
Toni Lodge: [01:01:07] Um, So, cause we're actually, God, we've gone long. I think maybe not. It's hard to tell. There was a lot of me bashing opinions in there, which maybe have to come out. Um, it's just like, you know, unlike an old, like on the Simpsons or something and know, just go like.
Out of inappropriate things that they cut out. Um, but we just have to do the review game.
Mason Lauder: [01:01:31] Oh,
Toni Lodge: [01:01:33] what's wrong?
Mason Lauder: [01:01:34] The review.
Toni Lodge: [01:01:35] Yeah. The review game that we do every single week, where there's three reviews ready for me to read so that we can thank the people that listen to this show, which is so. So lovely of them to take the time to write these reviews and patient reads them all, make sure they're all good.
And then he pops three into a little worksheet for me to read and, you know, make sure that I haven't like, I don't read the same one too many times or like more than once actually at all. Um, so if you, do you want to read the first one?
Mason Lauder: [01:02:13] I can read the first one.
Toni Lodge: [01:02:15] Do you wanna read the first one? Great
hope. It's not one that we've read already. Cause you got three organized, right?
So obviously I have to let you off the hook because you organized all this other stuff for my. Beth day and my birthday gift to you is that it's fine. Um, but we are going to have to read like the first three that are on there because patient has not organized these reviews.
Mason Lauder: [01:02:44] Okay. All right. I'll do the first one.
Toni Lodge: [01:02:48] Okay.
Mason Lauder: [01:02:49] All right. This is, this is from Australia. I think all of these are going to have to be from Australia.
Toni Lodge: [01:02:55] I felt so bad. So last week we realized that we can't send miles bars overseas. Cause it is a bit of a rigmarole and I got the first person who's from overseas. Um, I think her name was Jenny and she was so lovely.
And I was like, I'm sorry that I can't send you anything overseas. What can I send you instead? And she was like, no, it's fine. Like. Just so soak that you wrote out my review. Um, but I'm really sorry that I can't send anything to people overseas yet when we're rich, we'll be able to, but right now it's just a bit hard.
Okay. Read it now. Yeah. Okay.
Mason Lauder: [01:03:32] This is from. M Hickey man Hickey, man. He came in,
Toni Lodge: [01:03:37] he came in
Mason Lauder: [01:03:38] five stars, Tony, Tony, Tony. This is the
Toni Lodge: [01:03:41] top Revere. This is the lightest one.
Mason Lauder: [01:03:46] Tony, Tony, Tony. Wow. You make, what was it?
Toni Lodge: [01:03:52] Oh,
Mason Lauder: [01:03:53] is it okay? I just sounded like you were just. Can I interrupt? That's okay.
Toni Lodge: [01:03:59] No, I was like, Oh,
Mason Lauder: [01:04:00] okay.
Toni Lodge: [01:04:02] Tony.
Mason Lauder: [01:04:04] Well,
Toni Lodge: [01:04:05] Thursday, just read the review.
Mason Lauder: [01:04:07] Did you make Thursday a whole heat, better Tony, your new best friend. I've never known keep smashing goals and never doubt yourself. Thanks for all the inspiration and never judging me for checking the hair. Straightener is off.
Toni Lodge: [01:04:21] Oh yeah, no judgment. Can I touch it?
Oh, that's so sweet. Yeah, we can be best friends. Oh, that is so nice. But are you gonna do the next one down? Yep.
Mason Lauder: [01:04:37] If I do all three of them or do you want to do one?
Toni Lodge: [01:04:39] I can't fucking see them.
Mason Lauder: [01:04:40] Okay. Alright.
Okay. This is from Sayre. Riera
Oh, thank God for Tony and Thursdays. I'd literally forgot about my problems instantly. Whilst listening to this, thank you for bringing joy to my day. Love hearts,
Toni Lodge: [01:05:06] joy di that's sort of sweet because literally all I do is complain. Sometimes I feel really bad that I just complained the whole time, but that's really nice. Thank you, Sarah.
Mason Lauder: [01:05:19] The third one is from M Zed turtle 90. Oh, five stars, friends and coffee grounds. Thank you for brightening. My day, Tony and patient, you are amazing.
Tony and I
Toni Lodge: [01:05:33] love this. I was like pacing on there, just cause you're reading them out and I can't see them. Doesn't mean you can live out what
Mason Lauder: [01:05:39] they say. Feel free to send me the coffee grounds. XO, XO. Oh,
Toni Lodge: [01:05:46] so I didn't, so I didn't actually get a few requests for the coffee grounds. There's no way that I can send them to you.
I have had enough trouble sending the Mars bars, let alone trying to send like earth.
Yeah. It's not earth, but like,
Mason Lauder: [01:06:08] what's the word
Toni Lodge: [01:06:10] that I'm looking for? Um, Do you know of the word that I'm talking about? I can't send like, um, what is the fuck I'm trying to think of? I can't send,
um, I can't,
Mason Lauder: [01:06:38] I can't,
Toni Lodge: [01:06:39] I can't send.
not so close. No,
no keeps coming into my head, but it's just runs away practically.
You know what? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, like natural things, you know, the word, like natural things. Like I can't send
Mason Lauder: [01:07:18] organic material.
Toni Lodge: [01:07:20] Organic. Organic is what I was going to say. Yep. Yep. Oh, tubs just messaged me perishable. No, it's not fucking perishable. It's kind of grounds. Fuck me. Okay. My God.
Terrible video. Careful words. What are we going to do? Just kidding. Love you. Um, anyway. Yeah, so I probably can't send the coffee grounds, but if you just heard your review, um, flick us a message on Instagram at Tony lodge or at Tony show, and we can send you a miles bar and a cute little note and say, thank you so much for reviewing.
And if you would like the opportunity for your view to be read out, um, make sure that you review on like on iTunes or, um, someone said that if you don't have an iPhone, you can't review it or something. I don't really know how that works, but if you, um, like if you don't listen somewhere where you can review, maybe if you like, like the page on Facebook and like do a recommendation, cause you can do a review on the Facebook page as well.
And we're pretty light on, on the Facebook page. Hmm, like in terms of friends, um, anyway, but yeah, you could do it there and we'll read those ones as well. And I promise that pace and we'll have organized the reviews next day. Cause it's basically his only job, but obviously this. So he was very busy organizing my big birthday.
Um, thank you so much for listening because it was such a fun birthday episode and I had genuinely so much fun and there's nobody else that I'd rather spend my fake birthday. We've been, you. Oh, that's lovely. Yeah. I was not talking to talking to the greater you, but you're fine. You're there as well. And that's fine.
Um, but yeah. Thank you so much for listening. If you would like to write to us or send us something you can, um, PO box 400, that's fed. Three one, two, four, three zero six, seven.
Mason Lauder: [01:09:19] He's got it. He's got it. Got it. Three zero six, seven three Oh six seven. Yep.
Toni Lodge: [01:09:27] Yep. That's the postcode are you?
Mason Lauder: [01:09:31] I was about to, yeah,
they quite nice.
Toni Lodge: [01:09:37] It sounds a bit disgusting hearing.
Mason Lauder: [01:09:42] It's really good.
Toni Lodge: [01:09:45] Hang on,
Mason Lauder: [01:09:46] get your, get your one out.
Toni Lodge: [01:09:48] Let me get, let me get me kept cutting out.
Mason Lauder: [01:09:51] Which one I'm going to go for.
Toni Lodge: [01:09:52] I'm going to go the same one that you're going for because, okay. Okay. So it looks like a caramel, is it that, is that the one that you've got
Mason Lauder: [01:10:02] salted caramel?
Toni Lodge: [01:10:03] Oh, is it sort of caramel? Yeah. Cheers.
Mason Lauder: [01:10:05] Cheers.
Toni Lodge: [01:10:06] Okay. Are you ready for this? I'm going to make people pay for this one day. You ready?
Oh, Holy fuck.
Mason Lauder: [01:10:17] That's so good. Oh my God.
Toni Lodge: [01:10:36] That was very confronting. Um, you just shoved a whole cupcake in your mouth and then you started laughing and half of it came back out. Oh, that's not good.
Mason Lauder: [01:10:54] Yeah,
Toni Lodge: [01:10:55] your mouth's really loud. Sorry, everybody for the mouth noises. Um, that is a really good cupcake from the cupcake Queens. And yet, like I said, not sponsored just good. They are fucking awesome. Every time I've had a cupcake from that. Absolutely amazing. Yeah. Um, so yeah, if you want to send us mail, you can send it to us there.
Otherwise you can message us. Well, my fucking fingers covered. I saw your, um, if you want to miss us on Instagram at Tony lodge or at one trick pony show, um, you can email us hi at one trick, tony.com dot a u.com. I'm sorry. Dot com. And our Facebook page is just one trick Tony on Facebook, and you can find it there.
Um, Thank you so much for listening. Um, episode 13. Wow. What a crazy time. I can't believe that this 13 episodes of this stupid dumb podcast and people keep with sing crazy. Um, have an amazing weekend. If you're in Melbourne, be safe and, um, gone have fun. Um, if you're still in lockdown, I'm really sorry, but hopefully it'll be over soon.
It will be because it has to be otherwise who knows what's gonna happen. But. The tray. Payson's just looking at me right now. Cause he's still got like cupcake regret because it's just like all in his mouth and every time he moves his mouth, he goes,
Mason Lauder: [01:12:19] yeah, it's really loud.
Toni Lodge: [01:12:20] Yeah, it is.
Mason Lauder: [01:12:21] It's just, I'm just trying to close my mouth and just.
Toni Lodge: [01:12:23] Humber trial cloth, man. Um, Oh, you're not added on the weekend. Just very quickly watched all five Twilight movies
Mason Lauder: [01:12:32] are really worth watching are
Toni Lodge: [01:12:34] so bloody good,
Mason Lauder: [01:12:35] like
Toni Lodge: [01:12:36] trash, like awful, but so bloody good.
Mason Lauder: [01:12:39] Okay.
Toni Lodge: [01:12:39] Yup. Yeah. They're all on Netflix at the moment. Oh, Stan. They're all on Stan. Yep. Okay. All right.
Well, um, if you'd like to discuss Twilight message me on Instagram, love you. Bye
Mason Lauder: [01:12:54] bye.
Toni Lodge: [01:12:56] See ya. Now you hang up first. I'm going to have a bite of this cupcake and it's going to sound harder than when you did it.
Mason Lauder: [01:13:06] I smashed the whole thing.