Hashtag Outdoor Butter/
- October 22, 2020
Toni chats about supermarkets and a phone reception conspiracy, friend breakups, moving into a new, wholesome stage of her life, making the switch to outdoor butter, and the cost of sending Mars bars internationally.
On today’s show:
- Supermarkets and a phone reception conspiracy
- Emoji imitation
- Animal Crossing and Nintendo dogs
- Friend Breakups
- A wholesome life
- Acapulco chairs
- Switching to outdoor butter
- International Mars Bar postage
This podcast is produced by BIG MEDIA COMPANY.
Toni Lodge: [00:00:00] Hello. Welcome to episode 12 of one trick Tony, a podcast where you can forget about your own problems and thinking about mine instead. And today I've had an absolute Whopper. Pason is here, who is my, my Mason Mason, who is my PA my Mason, like a grandma would say like, that's my main
Mason Lauder: [00:00:25] what's happening?
Toni Lodge: [00:00:27] Um, well, As you're very well aware.
Um, I've just had severe computed ECS. Um, and we were supposed to start recording a half an hour ago and we didn't, um, and the very professional, very expensive audio software that I normally use, um, has without lack of, uh, without luck with luck. With luck for lack. That's how you say it. For lack of a better word has fucked itself in the ass.
And we gave up, we've given up on that and I'm using free software that I got the internet and towards my fake producer boyfriend, and I just had like a little bit of a domestic situation we've paced and on the other end of the phone, which was really, really interesting and I feel terrible and I'm just so stressed that I need to have some water.
Mason Lauder: [00:01:21] that's all good. Have a little, have a little rest. Oh my God. You're really getting a lot of that water.
Toni Lodge: [00:01:28] Was that like graphic sounds. I'll do it again.
Mason Lauder: [00:01:33] It's like told his water
Toni Lodge: [00:01:34] bottle. I know. I give him so much shit for that huge water bottle, but he's looks like a jerrycan. No, that's true. It's too big.
It's actually too big. It is. Stressfully big, like, Oh, the other day. So, Oh, So in Melbourne where we live and it's, it's coming good. It's like, we're getting there today. We only had one case like we're on out. We are fucking on our way out. I'm so excited. But the other day tubs night, cause we were allowed to go shopping together again.
So for a while, only one person from each household could like go shopping at a time. So you couldn't go shopping like with your mom or your boyfriend or whatever. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Literally, I just drank too much water that I just thought I was going to throw up. Oh, my God. That's how I imagine someone feels like if they drown a little bit, like, you know, when you're at the beach and you get dumped by a huge wave and you're like,
yes, literally before light Jabo on hypo and Crapo fucking come and rescue like that. But it, like, there was no hot boys here. I was just here by myself. Um, because I kicked tubes out, obviously. But you couldn't, you couldn't shop with anybody for ages and cause at the moment Tobes is, um, so he's studying.
So yeah, he is one of those old people that went back to uni. So he like had a career and then was like, you know what, I want to do something else. So you studied something else. I don't really know what it is. Um, and he, he has been studying and like working from home during the pandemic, but I am still lucky enough to be working in the office.
Um, socially distant or safely. Of course we wear masks all day and. Um, so he doesn't get to leave the house. So the introduct, the range reduction of getting to go shopping with your partner has been incredibly exciting because it means that the two of us can go and do the shopping together and he can get out of the house because he can't just go and do the shopping by himself.
Cause he doesn't have his license. Yeah, sure. He's a loser like you. I know. So anyway, but then the other day he jumped, he like, he was like, yeah, cool. Let's go do the shopping. I've got all my green bags, got my list, got my buddy pen, whatever, got my mask on. And he gets in the car with his huge fucking water bottle.
And obviously like a cup holder is designed to hold like a normal Mount Franklin water bottle, or like a coffee from MCAS. You can't even put a chocolate milk in there. Like if you get like a. A big M is that what it's called here?
Mason Lauder: [00:04:16] Yeah, yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:04:18] Yeah. In WUA it's called masters and it is so much better. Sorry for all the Victorians are seeing, but big M sucks.
Dick don't. Can I say that I play a sponsor? No, we
Mason Lauder: [00:04:32] don't have any. No, no.
Toni Lodge: [00:04:35] But masters in WWII is like Clem that are crim. Is that right? Did I do that?
Mason Lauder: [00:04:42] Let me
Toni Lodge: [00:04:42] come back. So flame Dilla phlegm anyway. Um, and where was I going with that? Oh yeah, you can't fit a chocolate milk clock there. Square, actually, I think a few years ago they released like a cup holder that the bottom part of it went.
In your cup holder, like around bit. And then on top of that, there was a square bit so that you could put your milk in the top and you could put it in your cup holder in your car. And it was like, really sat in there. You can Google that. I'm pretty sure that, um, yeah, like chocolate milk cup holder, I think would be what is called, um, did that come up?
It's like a
Mason Lauder: [00:05:25] Oh yes. Yeah, yeah. I see.
Toni Lodge: [00:05:27] Isn't that really cool. It's like a really cool idea. I used to drink a lot of, um, coffee milk, because it was the only way that I could drink coffee, um, where I didn't shit myself. Um, yeah. Cause if I had a hot coffee, I'd literally just like Puma. Bomb off. What is it? I don't know.
I don't know. I think it's common. I think.
Mason Lauder: [00:05:54] Is it a, is it like milk? Is it lactose? Are you lactose intolerant?
Toni Lodge: [00:05:58] No. No, I'm not. Cause I could have cold coffee milk, or like chocolate milk, but I couldn't have like hot coffee. Yeah, but I'm fine. Like, I'm fine. Now, now that I've got a really Swisher coffee machine, excuse me.
Clear my throat. It's the bloody hay fever. It's the pollen. It's the fucking Polan. Yeah.
Mason Lauder: [00:06:23] Even, even in a, in a bedroom this morning, like just dust particles, like the sun was shining through. And like, I was putting my socks on outrageous amounts of dust particles.
Toni Lodge: [00:06:33] Yeah. Yeah. And that's just given me a real scratchy throat and added with the stress of the recording scenario earlier.
I feel like, I don't think I can go on, I think that today's podcast is going to go for 10 minutes.
Mason Lauder: [00:06:48] Just a quick one today.
Toni Lodge: [00:06:49] Yeah. Okay. I was on like the fourth leg of that tangent. Hang on. Let me work my way back. Okay. So the chocolate milk,
Mason Lauder: [00:06:56] the big water bottle.
Toni Lodge: [00:06:58] Okay. The chocolate milk, the cup holder, the big water bottle.
He gets in the car. Tobes gets in the fucking car to go to Kohl's. He gets in the car to go to Kohl's and he brought his big water bottle with him. How far away? From our house. Do you think the Kohl's is, Oh, sorry. And just for context of anybody that doesn't know where I live, which is hopefully everyone cause otherwise how terrifying.
Um, and there's been like a fucking one trick Tony data breach. Um, I live like in the city, like I live in the city. Sure.
Mason Lauder: [00:07:33] So it would be close, like maybe like one or two, like maybe a K less than a K. Oh,
Toni Lodge: [00:07:39] I don't know how to do that.
Mason Lauder: [00:07:42] Well, like a couple, a couple of minutes away, like less than a 10 minute drive.
Toni Lodge: [00:07:45] Oh, less than a 10 minute drive. Maybe like one and a half songs.
Mason Lauder: [00:07:51] Okay.
Toni Lodge: [00:07:52] Yeah, it's short. It's just not very far. He gets in the car, he's got his fucking water bottle. He's got like a muesli bar in his pocket. I was like, where do you think my fucking going to at the top, the coals on the top of Mount Everest.
And he was like, he was like, Oh, I just, you know, I might get thirsty. He gets in me like this massive water bottle. And I was like, mate, no, you're not bringing that fucking water bottle to the shops. So you don't need it anyway. And then he puts it on the ground, in the car, like in the footwell of the car, because obviously otherwise.
Cause it doesn't fit in the thing. And then it's just rolling around on the ground while I'm driving. I'm not just sounds really over the top that I've told that story, but it's just this water bottle it's offensive because it doesn't feed anywhere. You need to use all the water in the Pacific ocean to fill it out.
Mason Lauder: [00:08:49] Not ideal.
Toni Lodge: [00:08:50] Having said that though, this water bottle that I aggressively and graphically drunk out of before also doesn't fit in the cup holder in the car.
Mason Lauder: [00:08:59] Hmm. Yeah, no, I get it.
Toni Lodge: [00:09:02] Sorry. I just had to have more water. It's the pollen I'm pollinating all over the place.
Mason Lauder: [00:09:08] I mean, on, on that, on that supermarket stuff.
Toni Lodge: [00:09:11] tell me
Mason Lauder: [00:09:12] with that with the two person rule now being allowed to go shopping my girlfriend, grace and I were. We're going shopping together
Toni Lodge: [00:09:19] because you can't drive cause you're a loser.
Mason Lauder: [00:09:21] Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:09:23] I'm allowed to say it. My Mason.
Mason Lauder: [00:09:30] Yeah. So, so we go, but like, I don't to be on, like, it's not my thing. Like I dunno if I don't love it. Like I would, I would definitely. I would be the person to order online. Like I would love to order online and have everything dialed in online.
Toni Lodge: [00:09:45] Nah, I'm too much of a control freak for online shopping.
Mason Lauder: [00:09:48] And so, yeah.
And so like I've got, cause we do out like our cooking on the weekend. And so like I've got my list up and it's in like an app and sometimes it shits the bed, sometimes it doesn't. So you don't know if you've got all the items, but it's just like, I'm a mess. Like I'm a mess at the supermarket because I'm on my phone checking things.
And then grace is asking me questions, not listening at all. Cause I'm paying attention to what we've got and what we like. It's just
Toni Lodge: [00:10:16] say you need to do a list. Like I do
Mason Lauder: [00:10:20] just that's that's going around. Like it's all. It's all in one bit.
Toni Lodge: [00:10:24] Yeah. And also because I write it down on paper, it's analog, it's an analog list.
It can't shoot itself. And you know what else I do in case say, this is the control freak thing. So I write the list down and the list is like in, in the order of the way that I like to go through the whole shop. So. It starts with the fruit and veg, because this is the way that my particular calls is laid out because it starts with the fruit and veg that I either get from Kohl's or at the moment they actually haven't been that good.
So I've been going to the fruit and veg market. That's just across the way at the supermarket. But that's at the beginning. And then I go through, and then I know that I'm going to go past the pasta and the garlic bread. And then I know that I'm going to go to the mate and then another, I'm going to go past the bakery section.
Then I know that I'm going to go pass the deli. Another, I'm going to go pass the fancy chase, you know, all in that situation. All at the beginning. So I know that, and then I know that I'm going to go down like aisle six or whatever the international aisle is. Cause I know that I'm gonna need canned vegetables and know that I'm going to need pasta and pesto or burrito.
Like you just, no, that calls back to front. I reckon you could ask me anything about that ex that particular calls. Cause they're all different.
Mason Lauder: [00:11:38] And I would want for everything, all of the eggs in.
Toni Lodge: [00:11:41] They're in the fridge section right at the end. So they're like in aisle 12.
Mason Lauder: [00:11:45] So they've refrigerated at that call refrigerated
Toni Lodge: [00:11:48] that cause that's interesting.
Mason Lauder: [00:11:50] Yeah. Cause I would say all the coal. Yeah, no, the, the calls where I am there on the shelf.
Toni Lodge: [00:11:57] Do you keep your eggs in the fridge?
Mason Lauder: [00:11:59] Nah. Where a cupboard.
Toni Lodge: [00:12:01] See, I keep my eggs in the fridge. Cause I think it's like, my mom always did. So it's one of, you know, how you just like do what your parents did or your grandma or whoever you grew up with, whatever.
Um, yeah, no, I always keep my eggs in the,
that is really not interesting anyway. Yeah. Being on top of things at the shops, what I do, I write the list, but I also. Take a photo of my list in case it gets picked up by a bird or something, or flaps away in the wind, or I put it down in a trolley and then it disappears.
Mason Lauder: [00:12:43] So are you, are you, you and towards, you're both doing it together.
You go through the list together or because what I like to do, cause it's not my favorite thing. I split off and I do my own thing
Toni Lodge: [00:12:53] or now we don't
Mason Lauder: [00:12:54] do that and it's not good.
Toni Lodge: [00:12:56] No. Cause then you double up on stuff.
Mason Lauder: [00:12:58] Yes. And also it's also like, where is the other person? Like, where is like, I can't find Christ and I'm just
Toni Lodge: [00:13:04] going through my Hola and then it's a whole thing.
Mason Lauder: [00:13:08] What, and especially in the supermarket that I go to no cell reception.
Toni Lodge: [00:13:12] Oh. A lot of calls don't have very good phone reception.
Mason Lauder: [00:13:17] They've got a dial that in.
Toni Lodge: [00:13:18] Isn't that fucking interesting. I wonder why that is.
Mason Lauder: [00:13:23] Maybe they don't, they don't want you looking at pricing.
Toni Lodge: [00:13:26] Oh, that's true. I really do think that I'm or if I'm like looking at a recipe or something, or, you know, the other thing that I do is if I can't find something in the shopping center, I always want to Google it because it comes up online, the Kohl's online thing, and it says like normally kept with blah.
And I try to look like that, but yeah, the internet reception is not good and come to think of it. The mobile phone reception at the Kohl's that I worked at when I was at uni Causey. Maddington in Perth, showed old, um, that mobile reception also terrible.
Mason Lauder: [00:13:58] Really?
Toni Lodge: [00:14:00] It's a fucking conspiracy. It's a cold spirit.
They don't want us doing something.
Mason Lauder: [00:14:07] Yeah, there you go.
Toni Lodge: [00:14:09] Well,
Mason Lauder: [00:14:10] they don't even have free wifi over at someplace too. They used to have free wifi. I feel like that was the thing.
Toni Lodge: [00:14:14] Oh, I dunno. I don't think so. Maybe, maybe it was the thing over here. I mean, w I think they only just got dial up, so it's different thing.
Um, uh, yeah, so the shopping though, we do not split up because that just stresses me out because I know that I won't be able to find tabs again, and like, I'll have to go off and create a new life by myself. Um, And we, he pushes the trolley and I hold the list and I grabbed the things and put them in.
Sure. Yeah. We're not both grabbing cause that's too confusing. Um, but
Mason Lauder: [00:14:52] do you ever go, just, I mean, I know you do like a bigger shop, but if you were doing a smaller one and you and Thomas were both there and you'd have a basket. Does that ever
Toni Lodge: [00:15:01] happen? Not really anymore, because we just tend to go once on the weekend, we get everything.
Sure. But that has happened in the past. Yes. What's your question? Well,
Mason Lauder: [00:15:13] you still like walking with, like, towards carrying the basket and you're just throwing stuff in there
Toni Lodge: [00:15:18] because unlike a dwarf, um, that has no upper body strength, so literally I can carry bread and that's about it. Um, Yeah. Now he carries it and I'll do the, I'll do the grabbing, but then there's stuff that like, nah, nothing.
Yeah. That's it.
Mason Lauder: [00:15:58] Just get to finish the rest of the sentence.
Toni Lodge: [00:16:00] I don't need to. That was the end. It was the exit of the fridge. And that's the end. Um,
Mason Lauder: [00:16:07] so a parents or other people have also picked up on the, the mobile signal in Coles and Woolies.
Toni Lodge: [00:16:16] well, they can't tell you cause they've got no fucking reception,
Mason Lauder: [00:16:20] but it's the same. We're going to accuse Cole's and Woolworth's of running phone, mobile phone jams, but I would not be surprised. The official reason is the poor design of the supermarket and lack of infrastructure for in building mobile signals.
Toni Lodge: [00:16:38] I just don't fucking believe that. Cause there's no other shops you go into and you've got problems and you have problems. You got problems. Why don't say that? Like that that's insanity.
Mason Lauder: [00:16:49] You got mail. Well, you got problems. Like you saying you got problems. Sounds like you got mail.
Toni Lodge: [00:16:56] Yeah. Like on AOL. Oh, can you see this pimple?
Mason Lauder: [00:17:02] can you say it? It's
Toni Lodge: [00:17:04] fucking huge. Oh, Yeah, it is.
Mason Lauder: [00:17:08] I've got one there as well.
Toni Lodge: [00:17:09] Oh my God. No, yours is a little bit further back it's because we've been kissing, we've given each other these, um, obviously not, not COVID safe. Count my tool. We open up again. We can kiss, but not yet. Um, it's actually, you know, last week.
Well, it's time on one trip, Tony, how I said that I get a beard hair.
Mason Lauder: [00:17:32] Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:17:33] That's where the pimple is. I think the beard hair got angry that I called it out on my very popular podcast.
Mason Lauder: [00:17:42] Did you do it in, pull it out?
Toni Lodge: [00:17:45] Do you pull it out? I always pull it out, but it doesn't normally give me a pimple. Maybe it's the
Mason Lauder: [00:17:50] mosque.
Toni Lodge: [00:17:51] Yeah, maybe it's the mask
Mason Lauder: [00:17:53] we've like is great. Actually got these little patches. That you stick on,
Toni Lodge: [00:17:59] put on a pimple.
Mason Lauder: [00:18:00] Yeah, they're called, like, I think that I can't remember what the brand is called, but it's some like Iceland
Toni Lodge: [00:18:05] fucking spending expelled when they over there, they are so fucking expensive.
Mason Lauder: [00:18:10] Yeah. Well, I mean, I think they work.
Toni Lodge: [00:18:13] Well, I don't, this might be really privileged thing to say, but I don't personally get a lot of pimples. Like, I, I, I generally do you have very good skin? Like, um, I don't know if that's luck or I look after it. I don't know, but I generally do have really good stuff except for, I get black heads, like on my nose and my chin, like, but, um, but assigned for all, and sometimes I get them just here where my glasses see it.
Like behind, like on the bridge of my nose. But aside from that, I don't really, like, I've never really had luck, like body acne or anything. Um, but I feel really bad cause people say that a lot, really fucking hurts. Like I know, I know, like for boys, like it's quite common, like to get them on your shoulders and stuff.
Is it really sore? Have you had that?
Mason Lauder: [00:19:01] I don't get, I don't get many on my shoulders. Yeah. Like maybe like. Tiny tiny ones, but they're never like, they're never super sore. It's more just like I get them under my chin.
Toni Lodge: [00:19:12] Cause where you'll be at gross. Do you think that that's why,
Mason Lauder: [00:19:15] but I, it gets worse with a beard as well, like much worse as soon as I sh if I like shave I'll have like much clearer skin than I do with a beard.
Cause I'm just touching it, I reckon. Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:19:24] Do you think it's also because it lacked traps bacteria in your face?
Mason Lauder: [00:19:28] Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if this
Toni Lodge: [00:19:30] oils and
Mason Lauder: [00:19:31] lot of stuff going on there
Toni Lodge: [00:19:33] because like, you know, at this present time with all the pollination in the air, I wonder if like, you know, all cause all of that will like get stuck
Mason Lauder: [00:19:40] mask as well.
Toni Lodge: [00:19:42] The mosque it's the mask, I think. Yeah. I think it just is fucking me in the bum at the moment. Just like the, yeah, the mask acne. And I'm getting like little dry spots on the side of my nose where I like push it up. Cause I sit at work all day and I like sitting on my nose. Like my nose gets a little bit red roll, but little Rudolph.
Um, so we, um, we didn't do the game. Because I started talking about tubs, a giant water bottle, then the milk, and then the cell phone jammers in calls. And. The eggs, et cetera. Would you like to do the game? We just know that we can do the
Mason Lauder: [00:20:26] let's do the game.
Toni Lodge: [00:20:27] Okay. Um, so last time, um, so for anybody that's new here, uh, we designed this game so that we would, um, not have to ask each other how we were is, um, basically the reason so that we wouldn't get on here and they'd be like, how are you?
And it'd be like some weird disingenuous. Pleasantry. Um, so we decided we would never ever say, how are you? And we would play this game instead, but lately, because I just, whew. We haven't gotten to the game before the first, like 20 minutes. And it's happened again. It's it's been, um, so we set a timer for like what we say, 30 seconds and yeah.
Because, well, initially we weren't doing the time a bit. We need a limit because pace and can never think of anything. So you set a timer for 30 seconds. We roll the dice. We did,
Mason Lauder: [00:21:19] we did 15 last time, I think.
Toni Lodge: [00:21:22] Okay. Let's do 15, because that sounds like less time to put people through this horrible nonsense.
Mason Lauder: [00:21:28] Okay. Great. All right. I got 15 seconds up. Do you want to go first?
Toni Lodge: [00:21:31] Okay. What, what's the theme? Well, we were just talking about Kohl's. What about fruits?
Mason Lauder: [00:21:37] Okay. Fruit and veg. Okay, great. Yep.
Toni Lodge: [00:21:39] Okay. Okay, great. Why am I going first?
Mason Lauder: [00:21:42] You're going first.
Toni Lodge: [00:21:43] Okay. Okay, great. You're going to hit the timer and also keep count.
Mason Lauder: [00:21:48] Yes. Yeah, I can do that.
Toni Lodge: [00:21:50] Okay. All right. I'm rolling. The Scattergories dies. Jay garlic, Jean jaw. Um, Holy fuck. Um, grapes, grapefruit, um, geranium, that sort of food, um, goose. That's not a fruit or vegetable. Um, got all my God.
Mason Lauder: [00:22:12] Wow. Can I just say very, very difficult letter,
Toni Lodge: [00:22:17] really difficult letter? I couldn't fucking think of anything.
I said goose and geranium. They're not fruit and vegetables. Um,
Mason Lauder: [00:22:28] I can't think of other veggies that, to start with that. Yeah,
Toni Lodge: [00:22:34] I think I might've gotten them all. Um, here we go. Good. Good.
Mason Lauder: [00:22:45] Oh, that's cheating. Golden Apple fruit.
Toni Lodge: [00:22:51] Not only would I have said that, but I wouldn't have accepted it. If you said it either grapefruit, I say grapefruit
Mason Lauder: [00:22:57] right for it yet.
Toni Lodge: [00:22:59] I said great. And I said, grapefruit, correct.
Mason Lauder: [00:23:01] So you got three then?
Toni Lodge: [00:23:02] Yeah. Can we sneak there was, I said, I said, garlic, ginger grapes. Great. Did I say something else?
Mason Lauder: [00:23:13] Cause you said, you said goose and geranium.
Yeah. There's actually gooseberry fruit.
Toni Lodge: [00:23:20] Oh yeah. Gooseberry. Oh yeah. That would have been a good one.
Mason Lauder: [00:23:23] And there's guava berries as well,
Toni Lodge: [00:23:25] guava, fuck me. Oh yeah. Baba guava is yum like Apple and guava juice, which obviously is like full of so much sugar. And probably isn't what guava tastes like at all. But you know, when you get Apple and guava juice and it's like that beautiful pink
Mason Lauder: [00:23:40] color, I've never had Apple and guava will never had it.
Toni Lodge: [00:23:45] It's so, yeah. Do you like juice?
Mason Lauder: [00:23:49] I love orange juice. I mean, very typical. Is it? It's a bit boring.
Toni Lodge: [00:23:52] Do you like orange juice, like sour, orange juice, or really sweet orange juice. Is I personally like really taught orange juice. We like heaps of stuff in it, you know, with like all the people
Mason Lauder: [00:24:03] yeah. Like freshly squeezed.
Toni Lodge: [00:24:07] Yep. So I good. Um, okay.
Mason Lauder: [00:24:11] You actually did a very, very good job because the only other ones when I Googled vegetables were yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:24:19] GRCA. Oh, I don't know. Is that technically Evanston womb? Cause isn't a Gherkin, just like a, it's like a pickle, right? It's like a, it's like a cucumber that spring 10 into a Gherkin or is it Gherkin?
Its own thing? I dunno. Pretty sure a Gherkin is a pickle.
Mason Lauder: [00:24:40] When I Google gherkins, it comes up with fermented cucumber.
Toni Lodge: [00:24:44] Yeah. That's just a pickle. So I don't know if I would accept that anyway, because if you got no, hang on. No. So if you got S I would not accept Sandra tomato. Sure.
Mason Lauder: [00:24:55] No, that's a good point.
That great point.
Toni Lodge: [00:24:57] Great point.
Mason Lauder: [00:24:58] To be honest, I reckon you,
I'm not trying to rescue it.
Toni Lodge: [00:25:05] Yeah. Just like, but talking myself up, like over the top of you talking about the game, like you're actually trying to work and I'm like, Oh, I'm so great.
Mason Lauder: [00:25:15] We'll see how I go. But I reckon that's a very difficult one. And you probably deserve some bonus points.
Toni Lodge: [00:25:21] I really appreciate that.
You know, I've had a hard day. Okay.
Mason Lauder: [00:25:25] Well, I mean, I'm most likely going to lose,
Toni Lodge: [00:25:27] I mean, yeah, you're literally, I'm going to, you're going to, I'm going to roll. I, and you probably not even going to say apples. Oh, okay. Ready?
Mason Lauder: [00:25:37] Yep.
Toni Lodge: [00:25:38] Kay.
Mason Lauder: [00:25:40] Kale. Um, Mmm. Uh,
Toni Lodge: [00:25:47] Oh my God.
Mason Lauder: [00:25:49] Oh my
Toni Lodge: [00:25:49] God. This is so hard carrot. Now
you got one, you got one.
Mason Lauder: [00:26:01] I was going to say caps again, but it's not,
Toni Lodge: [00:26:03] that's the say. Um, hang on before you Google it. I want to see if we can come up with anymore. Um, not, I actually don't think I can. Kale was the only one that came to mind.
Mason Lauder: [00:26:16] Okay. Here we go. Uh, vegetables starting with K.
Toni Lodge: [00:26:24] Yeah, I think that's the only one. Oh, my
Mason Lauder: [00:26:28] God. It's literally the only one in the alphabet of vegetables. All right, let's go fruit.
Toni Lodge: [00:26:33] Did you get a
Mason Lauder: [00:26:33] Hawk? Whole Robbie? Corroborees another one.
Toni Lodge: [00:26:36] Oh, I think it's Rob, but
Mason Lauder: [00:26:39] none of the rabbits karate, like the potato, like starchy vegetable.
Toni Lodge: [00:26:45] Oh, I thought you meant like the lettuce.
Cause that's rub that. Let the salad
You know, like blur broccoli, Rob, R I B E. It's not broccoli Rabe. It's broccoli rub. Anyway,
Mason Lauder: [00:27:05] what about, um,
Toni Lodge: [00:27:08] any fruits? Ugh.
Mason Lauder: [00:27:12] Okay, here we go.
Toni Lodge: [00:27:13] Yeah. What is that? Kiwi fruit. Oh, you're from New Zealand. Is that not good?
Mason Lauder: [00:27:21] Um, That's about it. Kiwi fruit. They're a kumquat fruit.
Toni Lodge: [00:27:27] I think I'm quite starts with C doesn't it.
I felt comfortable.
Mason Lauder: [00:27:33] Q U I T.
Toni Lodge: [00:27:35] Oh God. I would have been.
Mason Lauder: [00:27:38] Thank you. Well, I think we did pretty well, to be honest.
Toni Lodge: [00:27:41] What about a bonus round where we work together on a different letter? Because they're really hard.
Mason Lauder: [00:27:46] They're very difficult.
Toni Lodge: [00:27:48] Or do you think everyone hates hearing the game?
Mason Lauder: [00:27:50] I mean, it probably has dragged on for
Toni Lodge: [00:27:52] 10 minutes.
Okay. We won't do another bonus round. Um, but I mean maybe after you listen to this, if you think you would like a bonus round, we'll do it on Instagram, poisonous content. Oh my God. I've meant to mention the bingo we're half an hour in, but if you want to listen to the bingo for the rest of the. For the rest of the show, you can do that.
Do you go to the one at one trick Tony show on Instagram and look at the bingo that you're supposed to do during the whole show, but now is halfway through.
Mason Lauder: [00:28:26] Wow. Now you can probably batch it. You know, that's probably heard a few of them, so you could just check them off. What
Toni Lodge: [00:28:33] does batshit mean?
Mason Lauder: [00:28:35] We'll do it all in one.
Go do it in a batch.
Toni Lodge: [00:28:40] Really? Wow. Is that like a cool thing to say that I don't,
Mason Lauder: [00:28:43] it's a bit of like a. Optimizing like life optimizing. So, you know, I'll batch it all, you know, let's timestamp.
Toni Lodge: [00:28:50] I read that in a book or something. Yeah. Like a Brenae Brown book or
Mason Lauder: [00:28:54] definitely.
Toni Lodge: [00:28:54] Yeah. Um, well actually just you saying that and I was like, fuck, am I not cool?
I didn't have this written in my notes, but I've just been reminded of a, of a tale. Um, the other day someone told me that, did you know that skinny jeans like tight jeans are apparently not cool
Mason Lauder: [00:29:11] anymore? I mean, I, I guess so. I mean, I've never, I've never thought about it.
Toni Lodge: [00:29:19] Well, apparently they're not cool anymore.
good. Apparently all these kids on ticktock said that skinny jeans aren't cool. And the other thing that's not cool is the, you know, the emoji, you know, the one that I'm talking about, the one that's like.
Mason Lauder: [00:29:41] T, okay. Laughing, laughed, crying.
Toni Lodge: [00:29:43] Hi emoji. Um, and then you're not supposed to do that. Apparently that's super lame.
And that's like what moms and dads do. Apparently you're supposed to do this one.
Mason Lauder: [00:29:55] Oh, really?
Toni Lodge: [00:29:56] You suppose? What's that called?
Mason Lauder: [00:29:58] Crying. Crying.
Toni Lodge: [00:30:00] Yeah. But with the stream of tears and then, um, and then next to that, you supposed to do the skeleton. So it's like crying, dead, like ha that's so funny. I'm dead. Like that's how you're supposed to do.
Oh my God. That was really fun. Okay. Guess this emoji.
Mason Lauder: [00:30:19] Yeah, the, the worried, anxious one, the one with the really ranch, like
Toni Lodge: [00:30:23] the math, the long oval for
Mason Lauder: [00:30:25] audio only listen to.
Toni Lodge: [00:30:26] Yeah. Okay. You just have to imagine what I'm doing and see if you can guess. Okay. Um, what's this? Okay. It's another emoji. Um, ah, okay. What's this?
Mason Lauder: [00:30:49] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I've ever used it. It's so
Toni Lodge: [00:30:52] fast.
Mason Lauder: [00:30:53] You do it. You're doing the one where you put your hand up next to your face and it's just one hand and it's like,
Toni Lodge: [00:30:59] I use that one so much that when I type sassy in my phone, it auto-corrects to the emoji.
Mason Lauder: [00:31:05] Really?
Toni Lodge: [00:31:05] Yeah. Um, okay. One more. Um, this one, what's this one.
Mason Lauder: [00:31:12] The cover it, the monkey,
Toni Lodge: [00:31:13] the monkey working with the Mac. I don't use that one cause it's a bit cheeky. It feels a bit like. Tati.
Mason Lauder: [00:31:20] Yeah. What's even just like the monkey, any of the mighty ones,
Toni Lodge: [00:31:23] any of the monkey ones? That's like Instagram influencer.
Mason Lauder: [00:31:27] Yeah. Daily. Yeah. Oh
Toni Lodge: [00:31:31] yeah. On Tinder. You'd be like, yeah. Um, that's a good new game.
That's great. Have you,
have you ever watched the show on Netflix? This is like, this is rock bottom. Have you ever watched the show on Netflix?
Oh, it's happened again.
Mason Lauder: [00:32:01] Are you still doing the brain training?
Toni Lodge: [00:32:05] Believe it or not. I've forgotten to do it. Isn't that funny? Um, Aw. It's like a fucking, it's a Netflix game show and they have to like act out the emojis and like, guess what movie is, it is really dumb. I'd such a dumb show, but it's like, it's what I'm so sorry.
It's the pollen. I'm getting Poland. I'm going to have some more water. I'm so stressed.
Mason Lauder: [00:32:38] I'm not, I'm not that much of a big Netflix guy, like a little bit like here and there, but it's, and don't watch that much, to be honest.
Toni Lodge: [00:32:48] Well, he messaged me on the weekend and said you just watching baseball. I don't know about that.
That sounds horrible
Mason Lauder: [00:32:55] baseball. It's a lot. It's a very long. Thing they would, the games would go for at least four to six, like six hours potentially.
Toni Lodge: [00:33:02] Yeah. I mean, if you were there and you were like eating hot dogs for the whole time, I feel like that would be fine. But sitting on your couch at home, just like thinking about eating a hot dog.
Sounds awful. I don't want to think about eating anything. I just want to eat.
Mason Lauder: [00:33:16] You don't know, you don't have to watch it. You just don't pay attention.
Toni Lodge: [00:33:19] Oh. But then that sounds horrible. I guess I could do my brain training. Yeah. I was watching, I actually just got animal crossing.
Mason Lauder: [00:33:27] Oh, really? This is the, um, the tap game we use tap.
You're tapping on the screen and you've got the animal and you're just crossing in front of the cars and the trains. No,
Toni Lodge: [00:33:37] no. That's like a, that's a, that's just an app on the phone, I think. Oh,
Mason Lauder: [00:33:42] it's like flappy birds with that guy.
Toni Lodge: [00:33:44] Oh yeah. You know, that guy made billions of dollars. The guy that created flappy bird.
Excuse me. Oh my God. I just got so excited. He got super cashed up, but he took it, you know how he took it off the app store because he got like sent all these death threats of people being like, I'm going to fucking kill you your game. It's too hard.
Mason Lauder: [00:34:01] Ridiculous.
Toni Lodge: [00:34:03] Crazy. Um, no, um, animal crossing it's on the switch.
Okay on the Nintendo switch and you like, so you go to a town. Well, this one isn't like that. Um, you go to a,
literally, she would never explain anything cause I actually just can't do it. I don't know what it is, but I think about telling. A story and then I know how it ends, but I just can't do the middle part, which feels like quite a big part about a medium where I'd talk to people about my life and my issues.
Thanks for sticking around and letting me give her a red, hot crack. Um, so
animal crossing, um, so. Of the game, the game, the game, the game, the game again, how the game works, go to a town in this one, you go to like a deserted Island and you have to go and you like start with a tent and you've got to like build the city up and you've got to like go fishing and forage in the trees for fruit and stuff to like sell it for money so that you can buy stuff.
And so that you can like build your town.
Mason Lauder: [00:35:21] Okay. And this is animal crossing,
Toni Lodge: [00:35:24] crossing.
Mason Lauder: [00:35:25] Are you a person or are you like
Toni Lodge: [00:35:26] a person? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, just Google it quickly so that you know what it looks like. It's very good. I just, I literally, I used to have it on my DS. Um, Cool. Um, and here I am worried about skinny jeans.
I think I've got more to worry about fucking day. Yes. We also have Nintendo dogs. I've got a little French bulldog called Archie because tubs won't let us get a real dog, but that's pretty cute. Yeah. And it's called Archie and you have to like yell at it in the game. So it literally, if tubes is like on a call or something, he's had to come out and be like, can you start?
Because all he can hear. He's a big guy. SI
Mason Lauder: [00:36:07] SI.
Toni Lodge: [00:36:10] Cause you have to say it in the exact same tone every time otherwise they don't respond. Yeah. Not a very smart.
Mason Lauder: [00:36:16] Okay. No, see, I see what you're talking about. Animal crossing.
Toni Lodge: [00:36:19] Yeah. Crossing. Um, and it's such a good game. And then someone messaged me yesterday. Oh my. Best friend, Aiden. Um, she was not happy with me because in the last episode I said that I didn't have a best friend.
Um, and yeah, what a blow, what an asshole for me, it's like a horrible thing to say. Um, I mean, it was almost true cause she was like, well, I don't know. Um, isn't it weird how you can break up with a, this is not, I'm not like asking for advice, but he's not weird. You can like. Breakup with like a boyfriend or girlfriend RA.
And you're allowed to just say like, Hey, I, I don't want to do this. Like, we either don't get along or it's not working. Or like, I feel like we need different things or you don't water my garden enough. Or like, you're not there for me when I need you and stuff like that. You can break up with them boyfriend or a girlfriend, but you're not allowed to do that with a friend.
Like how much of an asshole would you think? I was if I came on here next week and I was like, Oh, I broke up with a friend the other day. Like it just, I just couldn't see it going anywhere.
Mason Lauder: [00:37:21] Yeah. It's a real Feazell isn't it?
Toni Lodge: [00:37:23] Yeah. Like an absolute beach, but you know, what's bitchier ghosting and like fizzling out a relationship like, well, I've had it done to me and I've done it to people as well.
Like. A lot of the times it's subconscious. Like, because you make new friends that like fit your life better or fit like where you're at better. But I just feel like how come it's okay to break up with a boyfriend or girlfriend, but like with a friend it's like, like if you went up to someone and said, Hey, I just don't want to be your friend.
That'd be like, wow, Mason's a real
Mason Lauder: [00:37:58] asshole. Yeah, it's very weird. Isn't it
Toni Lodge: [00:38:02] I'm would think you will like a really great and honest guy that would just be like what? You don't have room for another friend. Like that would just be like really fucked up.
Mason Lauder: [00:38:12] Yeah. It's so weird.
Toni Lodge: [00:38:16] I wonder that's happened to people that someone has like, just like gotten the, but I don't want to say bowls cause I don't think that makes you stronger than anyone else. I've just like gotten there. Like shit together and said, you know what? I actually, you don't serve me. Like you're like not very supportive or I would never be able to do that.
I've also never broken up with anyone. I mean, it's very hard to believe I've only ever been dumped, but like, I just can't imagine doing that. I'd feel so bad, but it's better in the long run. Hang on. She just loves my beer. Um, it's better in the long run, right. Because then you're not like, fuck your ground wasting anybody's time.
Mason Lauder: [00:39:00] Yeah. What's it. Yeah, exactly. It's like CLIA. Like you're just being like, instead of letting it fizzle and just fighting it out, you're just being like, look, it's not right.
Toni Lodge: [00:39:11] And then you both know you don't want to waste anybody's Oh, fuck me. Hang on. You don't want to was just disconnected. Hang on everyone.
Hi guys, terrible things are happening. Sorry. My brothers just tried to call me and it's just, it's thrown us all off. Um, see, I've just integrated that into the show. Now you don't have to cut it out.
Mason Lauder: [00:39:35] Great.
Toni Lodge: [00:39:36] Yeah. Less work fee because you really dealt with me today when I was having not a good time. My computer not working.
Um, um, yeah, surely you just wouldn't want to string that person along and like. It would be like a breakout plaque initially. You're like that person's an asshole. And I had them can't believe that broke my heart, but then like three weeks later, you're like, Oh, so glad I'm not in that relationship anymore.
But how many people have like really shitty friends that they're still hanging on? Just because they're too scared to say that I don't fucking like them anymore.
Mason Lauder: [00:40:05] Oh yeah. God,
Toni Lodge: [00:40:08] how a genius friend breakups should be a thing that should be a thing. It should be a fucking thing. So I could say to someone, Oh my God, a moth just flew in front of my face.
Mason Lauder: [00:40:21] It's the Poland.
Toni Lodge: [00:40:22] I could've died. Not immediately, probably, but eventually. Mmm. I reckon that should be a thing that you should be able to go up to someone and say like, Hey, I don't think you're a very supportive friend. I don't really want to be around you anymore.
Mason Lauder: [00:40:41] Yeah with, yeah, without the ties to being an asshole.
Toni Lodge: [00:40:46] Oh. And we should just forgive people for needing to fill their own bucket and not ours. That wasn't written down. Obviously I was just talking about it.
Um, I, I bet. Yeah. Get after this, a lot of phone calls, like, Hey Tony, I don't think we should be friends anymore. Um, and what I was going to say about that is that she said, can we be friends on animal crossing? And I said, I don't know what that means. I don't know how to do that. And now, and so then my idea was that maybe I should put my friend code.
On the Instagram page so that other people can add me on animal crossing, but I don't know what that means. I don't know if that then means people can see where I live or like my bank account details or something. I don't really know, like, well, A scam
Mason Lauder: [00:41:38] scan. Like it's a
Toni Lodge: [00:41:39] QR code now it's not QR code. It's like dash five, four, two dash clean, clunky.
I don't know what it is, but obviously huge data breach over at Neo pets. Our friends at Neo pets. It is basically the same thing. And you know, I still get emails now, you know, how far, you know, that website, have you been owned and it tells you like where all your,
Mason Lauder: [00:42:05] I think it's Poland.
Toni Lodge: [00:42:07] Oh, is it? I thought it was pronounced cause it is P w N E D, but I thought it was owned.
Mason Lauder: [00:42:16] Oh, that's a good point. I don't know. Maybe designed.
Toni Lodge: [00:42:19] Well, I thought it was owned. I mean, I'm the last person that I just backed in at guests
Mason Lauder: [00:42:29] is I think it's pawned Poland,
Toni Lodge: [00:42:33] port
Mason Lauder: [00:42:34] pond.
Toni Lodge: [00:42:34] I don't think it's porn. Cause I think that means something else.
Mason Lauder: [00:42:40] Poland, have you been in Poland?
Toni Lodge: [00:42:42] Is it pony who said that? Okay, well, we have to just trust YouTube in that, in that situation. Um, I redact my earlier statement about calling it. Have you been owned? It is pony.
I'm so sorry, but it's like literally this website where you can type in. Like your email address and it says where your data has been like stolen from or scraped from, or like websites you've signed up to that have had like
Mason Lauder: [00:43:10] data breaches,
Toni Lodge: [00:43:11] data breaches. Yeah. I just don't think I've ever said data breach as much.
So I haven't
and one of the big ones, maze, Neo pets. How embarrassing is that?
Mason Lauder: [00:43:22] Really?
Toni Lodge: [00:43:23] Yeah, cause they just like got fucked on a couple of years ago and obviously I'd signed up like years and years ago. Years and years ago. Well, it's not recently. Um, and yeah, like they just stole my shit.
Mason Lauder: [00:43:35] That's crazy. I've I've got one for Canva
Toni Lodge: [00:43:40] what's Canva.
Mason Lauder: [00:43:41] It's uh, they're like a
Toni Lodge: [00:43:44] design
Mason Lauder: [00:43:46] design company in May, 2019. It's really suffered a data breach.
Toni Lodge: [00:43:53] It's really interesting. You should go and type in your email cause it's like, yeah, it actually tells you like what websites you've been to that you thought were secure and aren't um, I. This is not really anything to do with the data breach, but it's just something that I had written down, which I think is really interesting.
Um, so, ah, and because obviously we've got our favorite segment
yup. No, I just made it, um, um, well, so. Hi. I feel like I am moving into a really new part of my life. That's very wholesome because I'm now I was talking with my friend Jane about this the other day that it's because right. This, I feel like I've gotten to this point where the people that I follow on Instagram, it's like less about like garbage and I follow like.
Shifts and like sustainable fashion and things like that. Like things that like rich ladies, like, and I'm looking at all this, I'm not either at the moment, but like all these really cool chefs, like I know that I've mentioned Alison Roman before. She is the best, but over the last two weeks, I just got Julia Austros cookbook a year of simple family food.
Do you follow Julia Australia on Instagram? She's great. She's um, she's Maltese. Um, but she's from Adelaide. I think she lives in Melbourne and she's married to a Japanese man. So a lot of her, um, and she lived in Italy for a while I think. Um, so a lot of her food is like, Italian vibes, but then she also does heaps of Japanese food, which is really, really cool.
Um, yeah, so cool. And I just got her cookbook and it's well, actually it was a gift, um, a lovely gift. Um, and it's so beautiful. And I actually just got Donna haze, new cookbook. Oh, I don't know what it's fucking called though. What's it
Mason Lauder: [00:45:58] she's been around for ages.
Toni Lodge: [00:46:00] She must be so fucking rich. Has had like a fucking million TV shows.
She's got like 25,000, she's got a magazine, like she's got a web series. And on one of the websites that I looked at to buy her book online, I would just giving out free tea towels.
Mason Lauder: [00:46:23] Really,
Toni Lodge: [00:46:24] you know, the people that can fucking afford to send out free. Napatree it's a rich people. That's not me. I can't send out free NYPD to anyone.
I've got no bloody hope of that.
Mason Lauder: [00:46:35] So you, so you got, um, everyday fresh. You said his book. Very cool cover on it. It's like very leafy
Toni Lodge: [00:46:42] and the book it's like, um, there's like lots of different sections, so it's supposed to be good for like weeknight cooking. And I don't fancy myself as much for chef Tobes normally does all the cooking, but I'm definitely getting into cooking now.
I've just like really enjoy it. What do I sound really old?
Mason Lauder: [00:47:00] No, it's great. I think it's great. I'm the same. Did he use to cooking?
Toni Lodge: [00:47:07] Surely just like I find it quite relaxed. I mean, like I also, I, you know, I don't have kids running around and I have a job where I finished work fairly early in the day. So I, you know, have time in the afternoon to cook.
I understand that that's not a luxury that everybody has not, should be very grateful that I have that. Um, but yeah, I just, but also you have
Mason Lauder: [00:47:29] to get up early in the morning.
Toni Lodge: [00:47:30] I do get up early. Thank you. Actually, I appreciate that. I do get up very early in the morning, but you know, I do have a bit more time in the afternoon than like the average person.
Um, but yeah, and I'm just like super into it at the moment. And, um, and I just, yeah. Feel like I'm moving into this, like. Really fun part of my life where like, I still like to party with my friends on the weekend, but then I go to the green grocer and do like a really big shop and buy really fancy cheese.
Yeah, bye. Good shit. And then I, during the week and like my things, like my furniture, isn't like cheap and shit. Like when you first move out of home and like, I just feel like it's just like the funnest part of my life ever.
Mason Lauder: [00:48:11] That's so great. Well, you need us to be cocky.
Toni Lodge: [00:48:27] Yeah. I'm just so rarely speechless that I, I don't know what to do.
You're right. All I made is a boot cocky bin.
What is the big hockey bin? Again,
Mason Lauder: [00:48:54] it's a composting
Toni Lodge: [00:48:55] thing. That's right. Um, Oh, I have heaps of people messaging me saying that they had composters actually, and that they are super into them.
Mason Lauder: [00:49:03] Oh, really? So they're worth getting one.
Toni Lodge: [00:49:05] I think. So I think I'll get one. Yeah. Oh yeah. Speaking of wholesome, I've been looking at these chairs, so our like best couple friends.
Jack in line they have got these beautiful they're called Acapulco chairs. So they sold them at Kmart for a while, and they were like a really good deal. And they're gorgeous. And you like slinging them. They're like, um, That you'll fucking, you know what it is, and you can please go and Google it because the explanation that I'm about to hear is just going to be absolutely atrocious.
It's like a bit like a half egg chair, but it's not like a hanging egg chair. It's got four legs on it, but it's kind of like half lounge. So it's like a chair that you can sit up in, but you can also kind of like sit back in it. Yeah. Is that kind of like a good description? Yeah.
Mason Lauder: [00:49:56] And, and the, and the back, like the
Toni Lodge: [00:50:01] like strung, like woven plastic.
It's please Google it. Please Google it. Cause I'm not doing it any justice, but they're really, really comfortable. And our friends Jack and line have them. And, um, before we went into lockdown, um, I remember being at their house so fucking 12 years ago and being like, Oh, I really want those beans, those beans, the fucking bootcamp.
May no, I don't want the big hockey event. I really want these changes and the whole time during ISO, cause obviously we haven't been spending money on like going out or anything like that. We've been like buying stuff for the house. I think that everybody's kind of been doing that as well. Like when you're not going out and spending $25 on an espresso.
Mason Lauder: [00:50:44] And the espresso
Toni Lodge: [00:50:46] on an espresso. Our teeny is what I was about to say on an espresso martini. Like, you know, you've got all these extra money, all of a sudden you're like, fuck, I'm actually not as far as I thought, just because you spend your money on stupid shit. Um, Oh, what was I saying there? Beans? No, not
Mason Lauder: [00:51:02] the chair.
Toni Lodge: [00:51:03] The chair has, well, I've been looking online for these chairs and I could not find them anywhere. The only place that I could find them was like, um, Oh, they had some on bloody fucking matte black furniture, like $300 or something. And it was like a six week wait, but when Jack and lane got them at Kmart, they were.
$20 or something. So I was like, I can do better than this. Now I was looking on line at Bunnings because every once a week I would just Google Acapulco chair. And I would just hope that they'd come up and they have them at Bunnings for awhile, but they only have it. I mean like turquoise and yellow, like no fucking wonder.
They're the only colors left like that. But I just wanted the plain black ones because I'm very plain person. I don't like things that aren't plain. In terms of design, I'm very, very average human and I just really wanted them. Um, and then I found them after all this persistence, I found the chairs at Bunnings, like $37 each.
They're very, very good. And I got them yesterday and I just call it right. This is, you know, I really completing a part of my puzzle and I was like, I would think that this is really boring normally, but I'm just stoked. I've told everyone about them, everyone at work. I about like message my sister about it.
Like, you know, everyone's really excited about the Acapulco chairs. Um, and that's it basically, um, is that I think that my life is in a really good place. Um, but doesn't sound that stuff doesn't sound.
But now I just got to get the boot hockey bean, and then I'll be set.
Mason Lauder: [00:52:42] Yeah, there you go.
Toni Lodge: [00:52:48] And on the cookbooks, this is another thing that I was going to ask you about in your humble opinion. I'm thinking about making the change from like butter in a tub, or like a, a buttery blend or a margarine to butter. On a dish outside of the fridge.
Mason Lauder: [00:53:10] Oh
Toni Lodge: [00:53:11] yeah. Yeah. Gee, what do you think about that
Mason Lauder: [00:53:16] summer?
Is it problematic with you doing that coming into summer?
Toni Lodge: [00:53:20] Well, I mean, I don't think so. How hot does the house get? Not that hall, you know, Baylock on the bench. Like I'm not going to put it on a window sill or anything.
Mason Lauder: [00:53:32] Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:53:34] I do get what you're saying. I do appreciate the concern, but I think that, you know, imagine, imagine, imagine this, imagine this you've woken up.
It's a Sunday morning. You're about to make a coffee in your mini Bambino espresso machine that you got from st. Ali. You pop some dark rye bread in the toaster you to shut up. He turned it up high. You like you lock bread, dumb. You take the lid off. You'll look, cruise side, bought a tray. It's good Branca branch.
And you put that knife into that room. Temperature, butter. And you spread it on that toast. Tell me that, that isn't pornography. Tell me it's not. Cause that sounds like a dream.
Mason Lauder: [00:54:40] Yeah, look so the
Toni Lodge: [00:54:46] not good
Mason Lauder: [00:54:47] open to the year.
Toni Lodge: [00:54:49] Well, I won't be open to the air. Won't be open to the air. Won't be up into the air though. Cause it will be in the locker. I bought a tray.
Mason Lauder: [00:54:54] Yeah, but the problem is the problem with that. It's still going to be, it's not air tight or is it air tight? The lucrative liquor say, cause I know with their big Cruset crusade
Toni Lodge: [00:55:09] yeah,
Mason Lauder: [00:55:09] yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:55:10] Yeah. Yeah.
Mason Lauder: [00:55:12] yeah. Cause I know with their, like their pots and stuff, I mean, you wouldn't want to air tight pot, but it is just resting on top.
Toni Lodge: [00:55:19] Yeah, I think it's got so would the, Lacretia such a butter dish from what I've seen online, it is lack of there's a lip on the bottom that kind of hugs the top.
And then you take the top off the Korea sucked butter.
Mason Lauder: [00:55:35] Okay. Yeah, no, that's cool. What color would you get?
Toni Lodge: [00:55:37] Okay. Marangu
Mason Lauder: [00:55:42] Oh, yes. This one,
Toni Lodge: [00:55:44] the off watt. Yeah. I haven't really looked into it. Yeah, bought a dish. Um, I haven't really looked into it as you can tell, because I can't remember the color that I want or how much it is.
Or anything like that, but do you think, what do you reckon about making the switch to outdoor butter?
Mason Lauder: [00:56:09] So is that what it's
Toni Lodge: [00:56:09] come to? We're calling it so hashtag outdoor butter. If anybody's got opinions on hashtag outdoor butter, let me know.
Mason Lauder: [00:56:17] Yeah. Well, I mean, look, it says it loses its freshness and becomes noticeably rancid within a few days.
Toni Lodge: [00:56:23] Oh, fuck me. Well, I'm not going to, I don't use that much butter.
Maybe I could just cut a little knob off every couple of days. No, it sounds like illegal. Doesn't it cuddle? Oh, fuck. It's Wednesday. I've got to cut a little mobile off. I don't know.
Mason Lauder: [00:56:44] Get your coffee. Got your little knob of
Toni Lodge: [00:56:48] Oh, what are you going to do today? I've got to make a coffee, then I've got to cut me knob off.
I've got to let that warm to room temperature, and then I've got to spread it on me. Toast. Like that's illegal. That's definitely illegal. That sounds like something that happens on orange is the new black. We can't say that on this podcast.
Mason Lauder: [00:57:06] Yeah, look, I record it to be honest. I don't know. I don't know how many people and where, where did you find that you can have it on the table?
Because I don't know if that's, that's a thing
Toni Lodge: [00:57:16] that moms do. I mean, I, my mom never did that, but moms do that.
Mason Lauder: [00:57:24] Maybe
Toni Lodge: [00:57:26] that's the thing. I need people to talk to me about the hashtag outdoor butter. I think, I think people do that. Otherwise, why is the fucking bought a dish? I think why Dilla crew was sat. Why are they wasting time making these beautiful Marangu bada dishes?
Mason Lauder: [00:57:41] Well, it says in the description it's made for the fridge and the microwave.
So that's why,
Toni Lodge: [00:57:50] Oh my God. So it's not made for room temperature, warmed, body warmed butter. Oh,
Mason Lauder: [00:57:57] I don't think so. It's like, it says. For the Cape it cold or warm
Toni Lodge: [00:58:04] fuck.
Mason Lauder: [00:58:05] And they say fridge or microwave.
Toni Lodge: [00:58:08] Oh no,
Mason Lauder: [00:58:11] I haven't yet. Right. Like, is what, what are you doing currently with your butter in the fridge,
Toni Lodge: [00:58:15] but it's a blend.
So I thought that like, without all the preservatives, et cetera, that if it was out on the bench or whatever, I thought it would be fine. Cause it would be like a whole, but like a pro like. Actual butter, like legit. No, I mean, I was like, maybe that'll be better. Cause yeah, it won't have all the extra shit in it.
And like, we don't use that much butter. Like this needs to be said, we don't use very much butter because we don't eat breakfast so we don't ever have toast. So the only time we use butter is like, if I'm using it for cooking or like having a sandwich, which sandwiches are my favorite food in case anybody was
Mason Lauder: [00:58:53] wondering.
Okay, well, so I've just, I just found another, um, another source and this one slightly more official. It's from the FDA food safety expert.
Toni Lodge: [00:59:08] Australia.
Mason Lauder: [00:59:09] Yep. The food and drug administration.
Toni Lodge: [00:59:11] Yep.
Mason Lauder: [00:59:12] And they've said one can get away with storing butter at ambient temperatures for a while. Since the temperature usually won't be high enough to deformed or melt the product and it will not appreciably accelerate the oxidative oxidative, Frances.
Okay. Rancidity process, meaning that the butter will keep just fine for a while. Not exactly how long a while is, but
Toni Lodge: [00:59:36] okay. Maybe we've got to put a pin in the hashtag outdoor butter. I'm glad that I haven't. Committed to the bought a dish in the Marine. U I'm glad I haven't bought that yet. Um, but I would like to purchase it.
Yeah. So if anybody does have any insight into hashtag outdoor bottle, let me know. Um, I am aware of time. Has been an hour now, so sorry, everyone. Um, so this is where we get to the part where unfortunately it is the end of the show. And again, I have not read anything off my notes. Um, I've literally talked about one thing that I had written down.
So again, keep it to a next week, right? Free show. Um, but, um, we're at the part where we read reviews. So if you listening to one trick, Tony, which you are cause you fucking like literally listening to right now, um, and you love it or you hate it, whatever. Um, wherever you're listening, there should be a little section where you can write a review.
So if you're listening on Apple podcasts, anywhere around the world, you should be able to, um, Make sure you hit subscribe first. Then as little section, we can give it like five stars or one star, whatever you feel. And you can write a little review and we pick three reviews to read, um, each week and I can send you a fun size MozBar so this is not only a way of like us getting to read.
Like beautiful compliments that people have sent, but also, um, you get something out of it. And, um, it's like a great way of people to review this and then hopefully more people see it and we can keep doing this because I'm literally not pasting paying patient any money. So maybe one day we can pay you some money.
It's not going to be soon though. Okay. So last week or maybe the week before we came across a bit of a conundrum, where, in which. I could send these fun size Mars bars. And I also write a little handwritten note in all of them and I'm thinking it is cute. Thank you. And I'm thinking that actually the first round of people that I sent them to should be getting them soon, but obviously because in Melbourne, all of our postal service is fucked and like super overpopulated.
So it's probably going to take a while to come, but it is on its way. Um, so actually everybody that's responded to review bar. This episode should I've sent it like it's on it's fucking way. I found out, realized whatever. Then I can send this fun size MozBar around Australia with a $2 20 stamp. And then obviously there is the purchase of the MozBar, which is fine.
I'm happy. I'm happy to absorb that. And then there's also the payment of the envelope or the padded bag, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Now, the $2 20 postage comes out of my pocket because I just love this last week. We came across the thing conundrum that, um, international listeners. So. You know, even New Zealand is considered international.
Unfortunately wish that we were all one big country and just India was ruling us all, but Oh yeah. And I said, yeah, that way would raid wanting to national review. Per week so that we would do three, two would be from inside Australia. And one would be an international one. Last rate was the first week that we read an international review was from a lovely, lovely young, last code, Katie from , which I Googled and is in England.
Lovely girl. She sent an absolutely beautiful message. Thorough review was absolutely divine. Uh, and so yesterday I was riding my little riding out my fan mile. And I thought I'll try it down to the post office and post off the two Australian reviews that had to be sent off. And the one international one.
Okay. I got to the post office. I popped on my $2 20 stamp for the other two, sent them off and I thought I've got to get this to Katie bloody ASAP. So I walked to the front of the post office and I said, I've got to send this to the UK. How much is it going to be? And he was like, nah, I'm not really sure.
And the guy was absolutely just divine. He really knew his stuff. He really knew all about Australia post. And I said, I need to send this. He said, what's in there. And I said, it's a piece of paper and a fun size MozBar. And he went, yeah.
And I was like, what? What's wrong? They've taught me, this is the right bag. Like this is the right bag to send, like something that this that's this thick in it, whatever. And he said, because you're sending food, you have to fill in a customs form. Yep. Okay. Well, I didn't fucking know that. So I am like saying they're filling in this customs form.
I was like, God, my Instagram open to look at the address again and refer to our address that I had to put on their fucking PO box. I can never remember it. And you're saying they're figuring it out and stuff anyway, and then he's like, cool. Okay. I can do that for you. Um, but obviously it's more expensive than $2 20.
I was thinking it would be like two, $2 20 stamps. Maybe $5 is kind of what I thought it would cost. It costs $48.
Mason Lauder: [01:04:54] $48. Yep. Oh right. You didn't, you didn't pay for it. Did you?
Toni Lodge: [01:05:00] I did.
48 48. Yes it is. Absolutely obscene. Um, and I have the restate to prove it. Um, but so anyway, so I paid for this, I paid for it. I paid the fucking money, Katie it's on its way. Um, it bet. So, and also like on the front of the envelope, right. You have to Mark on the side and it's like, if it, if undeliverable, do you want us to H choose the like most economical route to get it back to, or trait as, um, Abandoned.
I was like traders fucking abandoned. Don't send that back to me. I, 200 bucks
Mason Lauder: [01:05:42] to send back
Toni Lodge: [01:05:44] truly. I'm like our God, then I'm going to have to fill in another customs form for it to come back into fucking Victoria. Anyway. So I did pay the money. Yeah. But what I thought maybe we could maybe put it out to our friends who listened to this show that I would really still like to do something that encourages international people from that aren't in Australia to still review and also all the people that have already done it.
I would like to. Thank you. Um, so maybe we'll put up a little question box on our Instagram story about maybe a good way to thank people. That doesn't cost me any money.
Mason Lauder: [01:06:17] Yeah. Yep. That's fair. No. Good, cool.
Toni Lodge: [01:06:20] I cannot live. I literally actually
Mason Lauder: [01:06:22] cannot afford
Toni Lodge: [01:06:23] to pay that every time anyway, so we've got smart views today and there isn't.
International review on here, which I will read out because it's very lovely of you to post them. And I'm very, very appreciative, but we do need to brainstorm as a team, as a one trick tiny team, which is me and patient and everybody that's listening. We need to fucking brainstorm an idea because I literally cannot afford to send that every time.
And if anyone fucking messages and said, Oh, we'll crowd it. No, I'm not interested in that. We need to come up with a different creative way. Okay.
Mason Lauder: [01:06:55] What, why did you send it just out of curiosity?
Toni Lodge: [01:06:58] Um, I dunno, what do you mean? I sent out the fucking post office.
Mason Lauder: [01:07:03] Well, I'm just, I'm looking online and a small satchel up to 500 grams costs.
$28 20 to send from Aptio box to United Kingdom.
Toni Lodge: [01:07:16] It was $28, not $48. Do you know what? It was $48 because I bought stamps at the same time. I bought these stamps at the same time. Sorry, everyone. That was fake news. Well, it's still fuck me. $30, 30 fucking dollars fucking Dulles. I'm sorry.
Mason Lauder: [01:07:37] That is very
Toni Lodge: [01:07:38] sorry for saying that it was $48.
Mason Lauder: [01:07:40] was okay.
Toni Lodge: [01:07:41] I just that's still, I, Oh, well now I've and applied the story and it sounds not as exciting. Still really expensive.
Mason Lauder: [01:07:49] That's okay.
Toni Lodge: [01:07:50] We can, you shouldn't have called me out there. How dare you?
Mason Lauder: [01:07:55] Well, I just wanted to verify, like, I don't want it to find
Toni Lodge: [01:07:58] out if I had anything in your fucking life before you didn't even know that keyway fruit started with Kay.
And now all of a sudden you fucking work at Australia post. Okay. You that we will be reading today from Christie one, two nine, eight. Cute. So funny and relatable. Oh, absolutely. Love. These podcasts are relatable and funny would highly recommend soon enough. You'll be an influencer within emoji as this emoji
Mason Lauder: [01:08:26] sideways.
What is that? Laughing sideways.
Toni Lodge: [01:08:33] Anyway, Christie, thank you so much. Okay. This one is from Nelsa 92. That sounds cool. That sounds like a fun friend, like, Oh yeah. I'm going to head down to the cafe in a sec. Just waiting for Nelsa. You know what I mean? Like that sounds cool. Tony and paisan makes such a great team.
Mason Lauder: [01:08:53] It's
Toni Lodge: [01:08:53] just not true is just literally not true. A good team member. Wouldn't send me out the bloody Riva for getting the truth. Get in the way of a good story. Love it. Tiny and pace and makes such great team. Thank you, Nelson. Find myself joining in the combos and playing the games as well. Oh, we should have done another round of the fruit game.
Keep up the great work guys. Love ya. Oh my God. Cute. That's cause I say, love you at the end. Oh my God. Adorable. Okay. This one more of you to raid. Um, and it's from Jennifer, Mary, and she's she's from New Zealand, babe. I can't, I can't fucking send you anything best podcast ever. She knows comedy. Oh, that's funny.
If I could give six stars, I would. Oh my God. That's so sweet. Jennifer, Mary I'm so sorry, Jennifer. Mary. It's not two people, Jennifer Marie. I can't send you a fucking MozBar babe. I wish that I could, but it's too expensive. It's $28 20. As has been confirmed. I'm sorry. I got a fucking wrong. I was also buying other stamps for the other fucking people that we send stuff to you.
Mason, not Mason. You have never said my Mason. You have never, that's only one. I'm not angry. You have never said Tony. Queen of the podcast. Would you like me to pay for the postage? You never ever said that? No one's ever the podcast, the fucking podcast collaborators, they've never said, would you like us to pay for the fucking postage?
No, no one said anything. So I'm allowed to lie about how much it costs I want and it wasn't a lie. It was a mistruth. I miss accident. So. Anyway, thank you so much for the reviews. I feel so bad that I can't literally actually can't afford to send anything internationally. Um, but please know that I I'm so actually so grateful, but I just, we can't figure it out, but we are gonna get.
Something else that we can do for international people. Maybe, maybe I could, as a jumping off point, maybe I could send those people a personalized video. That's not worth anything, but it might be nice. No, I'm not sure.
Mason Lauder: [01:11:11] Well, it could be, if you're on cameo, it could be worths with something.
Toni Lodge: [01:11:16] No one would pay for that though.
Cause I listen and yell at people in this for free. That's true. Yeah. That's a video. I reckon. Maybe not. Okay. Great. Um, well thank you so much for listening cause we've gone so long today. I'm so sorry. Um, but thank you so much for listening and for being here, you can contact us on Instagram at Tony lodge or at one trick Tony show.
Um, you can email us hi at one trick, tony.com. Uh, and you can write to us at the PO box, but not internationally please. Cause it is incredibly expensive. PO box 400. Abbotsford Victoria three zero two, two.
Mason Lauder: [01:11:58] So close three, zero six, seven.
Toni Lodge: [01:12:00] Oh, so close. Um, but yeah, so you could write to us, um, and also, um, patient is on Instagram at mr.
97 because I am still getting a lot of thirsty girls messaging me about his Instagram. Um, and one of them was called grace. It was really weird. Anyway. Um, thank you so much for listening. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for your, thank you. Thank you. Thank you again. All right. Sorry for the chaotic energy.
Today was a lot. Love you. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye. Bye.
Oh my I'm so embarrassed. Love you. No, no, no. The last thing.
Mason Lauder: [01:12:50] Okay.
Toni Lodge: [01:12:50] Ready? Alright, bye. Love you.
Laughs now. And now I have to say it again. Love you.
So making noise. I can hear you. I can hear it. Okay. Ready? No. Okay. This is for real. Okay. Bye everyone. Bye. Bye. Love you. We got it. Shut up.