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I just bought some really nice glasses yeah the dye

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came into the show not just what cut it in

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from Kohl's you know how I got that like dawning with section? Is it is that in the I like the freezer section aisle opposite the phrases in the freezer or what I mean that's different in every cause isn't it back? Well, they're gonna make them the same. Yeah, they don't. But for the purposes of podcasting, they do need to make it the same but they don't Bob so you know where where they've got like the biking teens and like they so random plates and stuff. Anyway, this is like delicious looking. Like really heavy embossed crystal glasses that I've had on that obviously not real crystal like champagne taste but like tuna budget or whatever they say. Wait, no, that's

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gonna be budget. Yeah. Why did I say tuna anyway?

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Anyway,

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that would be like smoked salmon. I can mix tuners. Well, yeah, I know. It's not even all oil. It's got some water in excellent shape. Ah, anyway. And the good days glasses. And I was like, I've seen them like three times in a row, not $26 I was like, Oh, that's a lot to pay for for glasses from Kohl's. Kohl's. Yeah, right. And then I decided I was hung over and I was going to the shop sounds like I'm buying those fucking glasses like, Hello, hot water. I'm getting them this weekend and now mock down. Right. And I don't you love that. Okay. Should I save that for the show? Yes. Should we just leave the scene at the beginning?

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I'm not even gonna ask you to cut it and put it in some way. Our Can we just leave it here? All right, can we leave it and then it's you going? Hi, Tony. Well, I love your podcast. It's so funny. And then I just go Hello. Welcome to Episode 10 of one trick tiny, a podcast where you forget about your problems and think about mine instead. And you've already heard one of my problems this week. And it's about the glasses that the problem was solved because literally, I got an amazing deal. And there's nothing else that can be done on patience here. Obviously you've already heard him laughing about the tuner and the you know.

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Hello, you can say hello. Hi. Oh, hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Ana on a call this week. Paste in that we were on together with one of the podcast collaborators. This is really funny that we were talking about how when you laugh you like don't give enough so when that when you like to say something really funny like I couldn't let the funny show in the money. And it's just like I love it so much like all the air that comes out of your body. Literally after we record the podcast Do you feel lightheaded? Because all the airs gone? Well, so this is this is now the consideration because my laugh is very breathy. And it's like, like the microphone has an internal pop filter in it. But I need another pop filter on top of it. Because

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it sounds like something's dying every time I love Yeah, it sounds like one of those really old school like fire. Mmm

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hmm. I don't know what it's called. Like it? I guess it's like a concertina like a blower thing. For a fireplace. Yeah, yes, yes. Yes. Yes. It's called a fire puffer. puffer fire. pafa. Um,

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what the fuck is that cold?

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Fire. Fire blower fire. Dinger fire. Service. Yes. Okay. It's a Bella. Bella. Yes, because that's actually what the middle of a accordions called as well, the below Ah, ah, I think, Oh, fuck. I've said that. That better be right. Can you please Google that as well? Yeah.

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I reckon it is. I think it is. I think that the middle of an accordion is quoted below as well. They go. Okay, amazing. Fuck, I'm so smart. And that is because we have turned 10 way our adults, literally is that 10th episode. And there's a few a few episodes back. I don't remember what it was. But Payson said, or you know, you got to watch out for the 10 episodes long cycle podcasting, and we've made it to 10 so if we're not back next week, it's literally it's a curse. Well, we're not slowing down either, sir. Oh my god. I love that. That's like

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so supportive.

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You know, like, when someone says something like that to you and you just like taken aback that they're so nice about something.

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Well, it's cry. I mean, 10 episodes in still smashing it. So oh my gosh, so excited.

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Stuff that just sounded so fake as well. So exciting. It's like, when you're watching, like,

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sunrise or something, and they talk to like a little kid that's released one song on Spotify. Like that's how I imagine the conversation when when that little girl that released snappy, you know that jemen song. That's what I imagined that they the conversation was with her like, they were like, well, you're smashing, and she's like, well, I'm five. I've written a fucking song. They're like, wow, you're smashing it knowing full Oh, she wasn't gonna bring out another song. Did you just want that face? Because you don't know what that sounds? Yes. I've never heard Oh my god. So it's this little gem and go and she released his song and she like, but the song It was huge. It was huge everywhere. And it went even snappy. Does Kleiner Crocker deal come Elsa giftun guestkey corrector nail

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fish any snack may quick fry sneezed, snippy snippy snappy snap, sneeze snappy, snappy snappy is such a good song. It's like amazing and it was at the top of I did I have iTunes then I kind of remember. But it was like at the top of the charts. And she like hand drew the YouTube clip. The YouTube she left hand drew the music video for it and stuff. And it was about this tiny crocodile that came from an egg that lot swam down the Nile and like

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think I'm a crocodile. Yeah. And anybody that speaks German that's listening. That was obviously a little bit of a butchering of the words of the snappy song.

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I think she did a great job to be honest. Thank you. And I've actually got her IKEA furniture. Yeah, okay, well, that's Swedish.

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You've offended? You've offended two people, two sets of people.

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Anyway, I've I've actually said the other day, I was really bored. And because tobs. So tobs is studying at the moment to like, re

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Oh, I don't know what it's called. It's like to make him even smarter than he already is. Anyway.

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And he's really busy. He's on like, a like a month to go. And I go, we haven't even played the icebreaker game yet. I just got so excited about the shampoo song. He's really busy. And he's actually got a month to go. And I have been like sitting on the couch over the weekend. really bored because he has to be actually committed at the moment. I've got nothing to do.

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And, and I was like, I'm gonna learn German

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cry yet. So it's actually incredibly amazing that that song came up in this podcast because I wasn't going to bring it up because I wanted to literally come on one day, and like do the whole podcast in Deutsch, but I can't do that now. Because you know, it's not going to be a surprise. But I just thought that's what I'm going to do that. So is it like an app like join lingo? I'm using memrise. I've heard of that. Yeah, it's a really good one. It's really good. So joy lingo is also good. I know. That's like the world renowned one. But memorise is like a little bit cheaper.

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And I really like it. I really, really like it. Oh my god, I'm so dehydrated, so you can hear my mouth go.

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Straight from the new cups. It was the

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it isn't even one of the new cups

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baracy

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because what if you put that video up and then someone went Oh, was cops on with $16 these cops actually was so take that from IKEA. I know. They're still nice. Like, what are they called? They're fine. I guess it's like a stemless goblet. Okay, but in the Swedish night, like in a Finkle Franco or something?

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I can't name

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Oh, what was Oh, yeah, learning German. Yes. So I'm using that app. That's really good. And it's really fun having something to do because I don't do enough. You know, I've got a real job that I do this fake job. And then now I'm learning German. And what else could I do? I could learn something else, I reckon. Why German? What makes up German? I learnt German at school. Okay, and then one of my closest and oldest friends Lisa, her family's German. And so I used to always try and speak German to them.

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And they appreciated the effort, but I wasn't very good. I will actually Oh, I so on Netflix.

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This is a show that's just come out. It's called. And I understand immediately the irony of the fact that I'm learning Jen, Emily in Paris.

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Okay, have you watched that show? No. Okay, well, it's absolute garbage. And I love it and there's only like 10 episodes and hopefully they bring out more really soon because it's it's fucking great. So it's about this young girl and she moves to Paris for work, but she like can't speak French and she's like doing peyote and she's like and all the people there hater because she can't speak French in any way. It's just amazing and it made me really really want to be a fancy lady that like leaves abroad.

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You know? And because I would love to live overseas, it's like literally one of my dreams may to Oh, how amazing would it be? Because I keep I keep looking like I would say every few days I keep going on this website called Nomad Nomad list nomads list. Well and also it ranks the best places to live and work remotely. In like by all the all the different things so it's like, you know, air quality, like theft, Health Net speed, internet speed, like health system, all that sort of stuff. Number one at the moment. Ah, hang on, let me get a bed sheets. Gemini. I bet you it's Deutsche slumped.

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That's German for Germany. The top one is Lisbon in Portugal. Oh, I'm in Berlin is sixth. Nice. Yeah. Is Melbourne on there.

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Yeah, it's pretty far down though. Because as well, it's not very nicely pa because it's nothing to do Melvin's. 25th. Fact. 25th is still pretty good considering ash city's like shut down. Yeah, well, I don't know how live it is like, their money. Check it every couple of days. Well, just because there's a limit that he can like you because you have to pay for it. Right? And so you can only browse a certain amount of things at once. And so

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hang on, hang on, hang on, Shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up to full face. You have to pay to look at the least. But it's literally it's just a list of cities that are good to live in. Know that you could just Wikipedia that thought no, cuz they go into detail on like, where all the like the CO working spaces where the places you are should rent like the neighbourhoods? Like a lot of data. Okay. Okay. That is a lot of information. I thought it was like a BuzzFeed, like one to 25 list where it said yeah, like living Lisbon's, like really cool, whatever. And I was like, you shouldn't be paying for that. Like you're being ripped off. We're paying too much. And you're spending money on stupid stuff.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I mean, I love it like I would, I would love to go work overseas, just live and work overseas to be so cool. It would be so amazing. Like, so you go. Oh,

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I don't know. It changes literally daily. Like I would love to live in New York or something. Obviously, at the moment. That seems so far away. But like, I'd love to live somewhere like that. Because it just seems like such a fun lifestyle of like living and thriving, but I don't know if I would thrive. That's the thing. Is that like, all of the dreams of living overseas are dependent on you doing really well. But I mean, if this podcast is ever a job, I could I could do this from anywhere same you like you could do this job from anywhere else. That's a great starting point, I guess. And my actual real job like at Jason page. I could do that anywhere if they would let me.

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But I mean, it'd be so cool. There's not many jobs that you can't do from remote remote that you can't do remotely these days though. from remote.

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Remote number five. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I fuckin anyway, so there's she's really fancy girl. And she just like, she's hot. And she's cool. And she like moves overseas. And she just like, sleeps has heaps of hot dudes. And obviously, that's not the part that I'm interested in. But yeah, I just like, it just made me really think like, oh, I've got to get a wriggle on if I'm going to move overseas, so I googled, like the best languages to learn. So obviously, English and Mandarin, like right at the top, and then German is on that list as well. And I was like, well, I've already learnt some of that. So I've got a good jumping off point. You know, I know what the alphabet looks like and other numbers. Like I know basic conversational German. Sounds like so that'll be the easiest. And that's, that's where I'm at. That's great. Yes, I'm really excited about it. Um, but I mean, I'm not very good yet. I'm on you, Lenny. Yeah, yeah. Do you know any languages? No.

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Dude, I did French in school. Your family's rich though. So don't you? Like, have we've got shooters? Yeah, don't. Don't you have like living like an au pair, even though you're 20 years old now you've got an au pair that like, helps you lend multiple foreign languages at a time. Not unfortunately. No. We were we Yeah, we did. French in primary school. And we went to New Caledonia. No. meah. And so like that was out because I speak French there. Yeah. And so we went there for a trip in year six, e five e five E.

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Yeah. And then

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that was fun. Like the whole trip like that would teach in French and everything, but I still couldn't understand any of it. You know, he just didn't just like pointing to stuff.

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You like Len? Will you try and learn a language and you learn like buzzwords and you know, like conversational stuff and you like know what, how to ask the Wi Fi password. And where's the toilet? was in the toilet and is? What's the Wi Fi password. Vassilis das VLAN passport? Really? That's great. Yeah, I'm very good. I'm so good already.

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And you haven't got the problem where you were? It's like you're speaking the language. But you have an Aussie accent like, you know, I think you've dialled in the accent. Yeah, but you know, you know What's so funny? Is that, like, when you're trying to speak another language, which anybody that can speak more than one language, I am so amazed by it. Like, I am just so fucking impressed by it. No matter who you are, no matter what languages they are, like, just amazing.

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You know, like, when kids know more than one language when it came to like super sponges, so it's funny, impressive. But like, How the fuck anyway?

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Oh,

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don't you just wish that your parents did stuff for like, made you do stuff when you're a kid? Like, imagine if your parents like forced you to play the violin when you're really young. And now you're amazing. And you were just like this fucking awesome violinist or like, they made you play piano and now you're really good. Or? Oh, yeah, I wish like I just like all the stuff around like, if kids are hearing the language as they growing up, they just like they just wrap it up. Yeah, like, I wish my parents had it on like, see days or whatever. It was playing it all the time.

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I'm so mad at them.

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But I mean, not actually. But like, imagine how much smarter I would be if I thought about the future anyway, it doesn't matter. I was like fine with that. Tiny, tiny little Paris. The parrot the person in Paris. Learning.

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Oh, God, I can't remember all this going. Oh.

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Mm. Anyway, um,

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oh, fuck, I can't remember what I was talking. So yeah, you're learning German? Yeah. That's why we have we already said that. That is fun, though. Anyway, okay. We'll move on. Because like,

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I was talking about that, so annoying. And the worst thing is, is that anybody that's listening will go like, this is what it was, and I'll never know what it was. I hope it sounded really smart. And then I never got to it. Okay, now we are

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at a minute scene, and we still haven't played the icebreaker game. So we should.

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So for anybody that hasn't listened to me try and explain this game multiple times. I have a scattegories dice in my hand. It's a 20 sided die dice. And from the game scattegories hashtag, Hasbro gaming. If anyone has bro is listening, they could send us some lots of dye dices who could play this game a home of custom dye?

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dos.

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But what would be on it?

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I don't know the random the random letters that way that on on this one will have random Ah, they could you What if you had one trick? Could you write one trick, Tony, because there were other three levels on it?

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Was

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it's like a Yeah, you've got like the top and then almost like the middle and then bottom like that. Oh, yeah, I guess you could do three like one. Hang on. Hang on. Oh, and a it's silly. I say Kay. Oh, you and I.

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Yeah, there's, yeah, multiple users uses. And how boring is that? Because you're only going to get to play the game with a T and R and n Santa k and n ah.

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I mean, you can have other letters on the side. I guess some ideas. Okay.

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So we pick a theme and then we time each other on who can so we roll the dice pick a letter, we pick a theme beforehand, and whoever can come up with their five words related to that same that can be we come up with this every week, they can be nouns. If so, which is a person, place or thing can be a verb or it just a word, or, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's pretty loose game. And I probably wouldn't even use the word game. That's probably a bit aggressive to describe this game.

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This thing, where we roll a dice and it feels like really important, it feels like people are playing along a home. They're like, Oh, God, I can't wait to find out whether they roll this way. Okay, so what theme should we do? Um, what about sports? Okay, sport. Yeah. Because I absolutely love the Olympics. And I'm absolutely glad that that it's not on this year. That sounds like I'm taking the piss but I fucking love the Olympics. Would you say? Stop and watch the opening ceremony? Yes. Okay, I've watched the opening ceremony. I love the gymnastics. there and sign up is amazing. Yes, yes. I fucking love the Olympics. And I don't know why are they doing that?

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Just all of it the shooting or watch the shooting love the athletics love the swimming used to stay up like watch assuming with my mom.

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like fucking froth feeling peaks, which just doesn't suit my personality does it? Don't you like you just aren't picture obsessed with Yeah, the Olympics? Yeah, the Olympics. No, I know. And it's shocking. It's like literally the only thing about me that's shocking. It might be like me saying I'm obsessed with bird watching. Oh, no. See, that doesn't surprise me because you're fucking loser.

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You but that you know what I made that. That just doesn't surprise me. Like me saying I like the Olympics. That's That's shocking, because it's like, wow, that's not I haven't seen it coming. But you you're wearing a puffer jacket. inside. While we're right now I'm looking at you you wearing a bomber jacket. And he does not even on as well. It's getting warm as well. And the puffer jacket, I will say you're wearing a puffer jacket.

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And you talk about where you buy your fish from. That's true. I could be the bird guy could not. Yeah, this is just like not a very long boat to draw for you to be into birdwatching. Okay, so you are into bird watching. Now, I've never watched birds before, but I wouldn't say it that way.

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That makes it weird.

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I've never been bird watching before. Yeah, right. Like, I can picture it like you with your Lisbon app, the one that tells you where to leave. I can like imagine you being like, Oh my god, a police spotted King Kong and like fucking getting really excited about that. Just like would not surprise me

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feel bad. Because you said that you don't watch birds. Now that's okay. Okay, what is something about you? That's shocking, like, What's something that like, equivalent to me being someone who like doesn't like sport? And like, doesn't invest time into anything? But then I love the Olympics.

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Is there something about you? That you think he's like, fuckin super left to field?

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I don't know. Okay, what about so this would have been

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maybe four years ago? Yeah. I had an obsession with a

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group granturismo the PSA game? Yeah. And we what we what they did is they had like lemons, 24 hour races. So it's actually 24 hours. And you sit down and you play for 24 hours. Yeah. So I would do that whole thing. And just be on the PlayStation. Just drive around for 24 hours. Yeah, it's split time. You split it up over two days.

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Ah, so you don't actually sit there for 24 hours now, but it's a long time sitting. He also had it. I also had a

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real size statue of the stick from Taki in my bedroom

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when he walked in the door.

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Okay, no more facts, but

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let's be ruining our straight credit here. A lot of people are gonna start thinking that we just love car racing all the time. I actually that sounds mainly because I do like car racing. I would always watch Bathurst with my dad and my brother. Really? Yep.

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I guess that's a weird fact.

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Would you say that? This is okay. Cool. It was 1000 fucking laps like that's a long time. Yeah, try try watching the months.

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24 hours. Ah ha ha

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Okay.

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Love that you just dropped the hill. Oh, who tried doing the thing that I did? I don't want to. I don't

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think anyone wants to.

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Oh my god. Okay. Um, oh my god. This is this is like Pandora's box is just like these horrible things come out

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Okay, so we did say sports but I feel should we mix the game and we do the game? No. Okay. All right so last week we fucked it up because we went timing Do you want to time or do you name it a time knockin time. Okay. You want to go fast? Okay, yep. All right. So sports.

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Okay, yeah. What? It's gonna be hard. It's gonna be hard. There's like a billion sports. Okay, well, I mean, you saw me with a billion words as well. And and that took 16 seconds no limit as well. That was just and then you ended up just saying Peter Paul ping pong.

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So that was a sport ping pong sport. And two names. powervault.

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Okay, well, I play you get paid.

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Okay, ready? Yep. Okay, so you need to count it five spots as fast as you can starting with

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F

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football.

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Football.

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Oh.

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Football that's all I got.

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A sports star with fencing ball. fencing. foosball, field hockey. Baseball, field hockey. Yeah. Oh, you're so good at this. Yeah, I am really good at this. This is I'm at 28 seconds and I haven't even got the mall. Okay, we need one more. Is there another spool that starts with F

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Fighting some sort of

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stop googling.

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is hard F is hot, fucking hot.

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Fry. for him. For

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free freestyle swimming freestyle swimming. I'll except that how I set it on Google. That was a minute and six seconds. Okay, we've helped for me and Google. Maybe maybe five sports is too hard for one letter. Let's

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Okay, ready? Here you go. Okay, so I need to come up with five sports as fast as I can starting with

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w Oh, fuck me. Walking.

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Wrestling, water polo. Um, we're weightlifting and

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um, waffle Western Australian Football like

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oh my God, why

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can't delete Canada's sport? Well, Oh, okay. Um, all right. Well, where Bay Where? Where? Wimbledon? tennis. Does that count?

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sport? Okay, okay. Um, wow. Wow.

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We while we were when

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we will.

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I can't think of another one. My mind is literally whiteboarding. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, okay. Oh, cool. Okay, sporting was too hard. Very, I mean, yeah, I did pretty well. You did much better than me. Oh.

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Well, yeah, I think sport was maybe a bit hard. That was my fault. By wreck. So how are we going forward? Just on these topics? It's gonna be very difficult. Okay.

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Don't you reckon like the food starting with Debbie? Watermelon waffles? Um, where we saw me dress watercress.

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Where did I say food? Why do wagyu

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water what is not food? I said watermelon.

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walnut one times. Ah. Yep.

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Yes, very hot, isn't it? It is hot. What's another?

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Say I reckon things that are easy like countries. Like kill countries, girls.

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boy Oh, I'm so bad at countries. It's like, I don't even think I really have a grasp on what a continent is.

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Like, don't tell anyone but I'm literally an idiot.

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I just, I just don't understand it. And I never know what country or continent anything is up. But even just like Pete when people mentioned as like, you know,

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even just like, you know, Eastern Europe, you know, Western like, Guys, what are you talking about?

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And I just feel really bad because it's so it's like such a privileged thing to say like, I don't know about anything, but I just feel like such an awful I literally just fucking nod. And then when people say like, oh, like,

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I just it really stresses me out because I literally don't know anything is, you know, today, somebody asked me what the population of Perth was, which is where I'm from, and I was like, I don't fucking know. What did she get? I'm guessing the Tories around four to 5 million. So I would say Perth is probably like maybe two, Max, maybe one, maybe 1.5 to two and a half. Well, the other day, I was talking to someone and they asked me how many people I thought was in Australia, and I said 8 million people said, like 4 million people in Australia, which is not accurate.

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Yeah, I don't I just have no, you know what else I'm not good up.

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I'm really highlighting the bad parts of my personality. You know, what else I'm not good at is judging distance. So you know, when someone says like, Oh, that's like 500 metres down the road. I'm like, we'll have fuckin fires that, like, I actually have no idea on the GPS and you're driving somewhere and it says, turn right in 200 metres. I'm like, Alright, I've got to change lines and tubes. Like what do you mean, you don't need to change lines right now? You got 200 metres? Just but I don't know that because I can't like, I'm very visual. And I can't see it. You know, I can't.

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I can't see it. It's so hot. I'm terrible with it as well. I know that. That that is like an inch.

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Yep. Because my mom always used to work in inches. So she'd be like, Oh, just like like talking about hair cut. Like, I'll just take an inch off the bottom or whatever. And obviously, no one else can see me but I'm holding on my fingers in what I assume is bad. So yeah, your thumb and your index isn't your index finger.

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Is that your index finger? your pointer finger? points if it Yeah, you made your first one. Yeah. What about it? Just that's what you do for an inch? Oh, yeah. I'm telling you about the actual. Yeah, yeah. I thought you were gonna have a cool fact. Like how No, no, you're the inside of your arm like way or the crease of your elbow. To your wrist? Is how big your foot is?

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No, it's not. Yeah, a fucking is do it right now. Do it with your foot. Okay. Um, oh, you're not very flexible.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's nice. It's the same. Wow. That'll make sense cuz I can cuz you've got like growth plates and stuff in your arm. And like in your wrist and stuff that measures like how tall you are. So Wow. There you can. So as a kid, you can get your growth. I mean, I don't know how many people do but you can get your growth plates measured measured. What the fact that sounds like a rich kid thing. I think I only did that. No, I never had it done. But it tells you what gives you a rough idea of how tall you can come and stuff. Oh, do you reckon I could do my nounce if I'm gonna grow anymore?

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Um, because I haven't grown since I was in year five.

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Probably over the

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the years that you sort of grow? Okay, that's a great question. Because you're saying that I'm old anshel which is not ideal.

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I hate that.

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Yeah, other Do you have any other body facts? So I'm stuck on facts today? No, that's okay. Um, I'm not really I don't have any of those. But I thought that when you said you know your pointer finger. I thought you were gonna Yeah, yeah, it was sort of like the equivalent of like, you know, you can count your nines on your non punch tables on your fingers. I don't know how it works. But people say you can do it. So Oh, Donna.

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It's something to do with like, you can count your fingers and you can work out like your nighttime stables. I can figure out one times nine on my fingers. But the rest obviously. I don't know about that.

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Um,

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oh, no, I don't know how to do that. No, I'm not very good at my times tables like that. I think we've been through this. Oh, halfway back. Oh, yeah. Cuz I talked about the same day that my mom told me

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And I was trying to remember them. Yeah. Now I'm not good at times tables, but I'm, I'm good at mental maths like adding and subtracting quite quickly, but only low numbers. Like I'm talking like zero to 20. And that's probably a lot max me out. Like, I can do stuff quickly, but not that fast. But if it's low, I can do it like super quick. Yeah, I mean, that's, that's all you need, like how often?

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And you know what, I've got my fucking phone on me all the time. That tells me a calculator. That tells you a calculator. Yeah, it does. It tells me a calculator. So

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I mean, what else DNA? Yeah, no, that's true. Um, do you want to hear a really good story? Oh, yeah. Oh, no, I shouldn't have said that. Because that's not it's really just, excuse me. Um, oh, my god. So this is it's not a really good story. Maybe I should not say it and then maybe later, slip it in lighter. And then you'll be like, well, it's a great story. I'll be like, that was story I was gonna tell earlier.

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So a couple of episodes ago on this podcast, one trick tiny. Listen until your friends literally, if you're listening to this podcast right now and you like it, you should call five people in your contacts list. And tell them to listen to it. I feel like that's a good exercise.

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That's not the story.

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So a couple of episodes ago, I talked about a girl that I went to school with. And

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she listened to the podcast she and we were chatting and several like follow each other on Instagram. We like know each other. Like we went to school together. And then a week later, she got engaged. So I talked about her on the podcast. Yeah. Like that. That's not the strike that so I was talking about her on the podcast. Exactly. A week later, she got engaged. Amazing. I was like, Oh my god, that's so exciting. I'm so happy for you. Anyway, last week on the podcast. I told a story about a girl that I went to school with who bought me a Roxy Wallet for my 10th birthday. And today exactly one week later, she got engaged.

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Bullshit. No fucking joke. So if anybody that I want always wants to get engaged hit me up. I'll talk about your my podcast and you're getting engaged to a Collider. Far out. Isn't that a crazy story? I'm literally I'm a good luck charm. Like you know that movie? I'm

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not I'm not coping navies. Oh, you wouldn't be fucking off bird watching playing granturismo

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fuck it's got um

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dang cooking it. Good luck Chuck. And he like every girl that he dates they then find there.

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They get engaged anyway is called Stein cook. He's a comedian.

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He's I think he's not a great guy. Actually. Don't Don't quote me on that. I don't know if there's been any controversy surrounding Dane Cook is quite funny is very just cowboys. Just kalba isn't it? Yep.

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You know, she does. She looks exactly the same now as she did when she did honey. You know that dance movie she was in? No, I never saw honey.

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I told you I'm so bad with movies. The only movies that I watch her like

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sci fi or action movies. Oh, what was the last movie that you watched? Oh.

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Um, oh, no, actually, last movie Ocean's with my girlfriend and I watched Ocean's 1112 and 13 Thompson I did that the other week. Really? Yeah. We watched Ocean's 1112 and 13 and then we watch number eight the go one. We haven't watched that one yet. But we but we went back and we watch Yeah, yeah, it's so good. It's quite a hard movie series to watch all three of in a row like they do get a little bit tiresome.

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But yeah, now I recommend the re watch if you haven't watched him for a while. They are quite good. They are great. Yeah, I go wrong with it as well. Like if you suggested in a movie night like it's not gonna be shut down. Yeah. And because you can easily like go on your phone or start chatting or go to the bathroom or whatever. And you know, you still know what's going on. Yeah, like it's not super hard to but the girl one is really good ocean diver Sandra Bullock MUJI? kaylene reanna Xena Aquafina? Yeah, great. Yeah, watch to watch it. Cate Blanchett. She's in it. And she's like, oh, fuckin Anne Hathaway. There's the new witches movie coming out. You wouldn't have watched as a kid because you're only still five years old but the witches the Roald Dahl movie. The trailer just came out from

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For the remake of Batman, oh my god, sorry, I just dropped the scattegories da das I'm sitting here fidgeting with it. I'm putting it away putting it away. But anyway, um, yeah, that trolley just came out and oh my god, it looks so good. They like turn little kids into mouse's. Oh, yeah. Well, and yeah, Anne Hathaway is great. And Hathaway is great. That's another person who has an age didn't say we're in Princess Diaries. haven't watched that either.

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Haven't seen it?

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You know, I've only seen from Oshkosh in The Dark Knight Rises. Really? Yes. She's

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Oh, no, she's kept what it was. She's Catwoman in that, isn't she? Or she Catwoman in a different Batman. No, that's right. She's Catwoman in that in that movie.

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She's a woman in something. Yes, she is Catwoman. Yep. In that movie. Yeah. Yeah. She's good as Catwoman. She's funny. And she's

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she's got like, she's got that thing. You know, she's got like real pzazz Yeah, real swag. Yeah, and whenever I see her in talking I'm just like, Oh, I bet you're really nice girl.

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She does have that five doesn't she comes across like the loveliest person Yeah, she seems really nice. Oh

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I wish I was Anne Hathaway imagine being like that rich and pretty and talented and just like same nice steel like same really grounded you know who else I reckon slack that like lively Yeah, you don't know who that is? Know how to Gossip Girl I've seen Gossip Girl. okay of course. Um, you hope same for the stories though. That's the first time but she is right spreadsheet. diaries put on the Asana To Do List jobs my actions Yes, put in your to do list and I can access your to do list so I know if you've done it or not. And I'm about to probably get a little notification on my Apple watch that says BB Mason has to watch

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stars.

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No black lovely is not enough. But she is someone who is like rich and amazing and hot and cool and funny and like she's married to fucking Ron Reynolds like her laugh must be awesome. Our couples Well, it's just so funny and you serious?

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Follow Ryan Reynolds on Instagram. Very funny. Like they comment on each other's posts is so funny. I wish tubes was funny. So that one day went on the famous comedian. He could come in on ship but he just he's not the other day. Actually. He did leave a review of the podcast that said like

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10 out of 10 would buy a big water bubble again or something. That is funny. But you're you're piggybacking off a joke that I made. You know he's not coming up with something new and funny to say. So he's got to work on that. He does have to work on that. But maybe I should find a new boyfriend. That's funnier.

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Neither then he'll upstage me now. I think Tom's is good. He laughs at my jokes, but he's not funnier than me.

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That's why keep you around.

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Oh, sorry. Anyway, ah, to be honest, I thought that you'd like the engagement story more than that.

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Okay. Oh, yeah. Well, I think they both cried out that night. I thought that you'd like the engagement story that I thought you'd be like mind blind because I couldn't believe this. I need some water. I'm upset.

43:43
That is that is outrageous. Like, two people now.

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What was it two times a coincidence?

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I don't think anything is a coincidence. Really? Can we go? Now I don't think anything's a coincidence. I reckon everything is like justice. It's supposed to be really. Yep.

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And that's a little bit woowoo. But I, I didn't I just I literally am shocked by everything. And I'm like, oh, what does that mean? I just always think that everything means something. That's why I refuse to believe that things are coincidence because I'm like, no, it must mean something like, I've obviously been told that or like saying that or notice that pattern for a reason. Hmm. Oh, well, I'm I'm more I think that I feel like this. There can be coincidences. Surely.

44:32
That seems pretty crazy to me.

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I mean, not that I think I'm magic or anything. But yeah, I reckon a lot. Maybe you'll go friend Grice. If she came on the podcast, I recommend you get engaged straight away away. kleider. Yeah.

44:48
Maybe could you let me know if you were planning on proposing? So then it becomes right afterwards? Okay. I mean, I, I can't I can't take that chance for you.

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But maybe to make you know concrete submit my point. Maybe if a week before you're going to propose you say like, oh, maybe we should get grace on the podcast then I could go. Yes. Okay, great. And then a week later, oh my god.

45:19
Can we can we put out a hole? Can we do a whole thing around? People who are about to get engaged?

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Have a little time slot on the podcast. Yeah, they call they call the show? Yeah. Yeah. And we get them on and then we about we do the girlfriend. Oh, wait, that doesn't make sense.

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Oh, we got to stop live. I find a way. Yeah. I mean, if it's if it's grace, my girlfriend and I we're gonna have to wait maybe a couple of years. But yeah, okay. Well, the podcast is to be going I'll be living in fucking Berlin.

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Asking people where the toilet is and asking me about the Wi Fi password. Maybe I can do it live on an episode. night because at night to be awake later. That's the magic is that it's a week later. You get both. I don't see the whole thing.

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You get the whole

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night? No, that doesn't make sense. That's not the pattern. Oh,

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fuck. It's not as easy as birdwatching is that.

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Finally, everything was as easy as playing PlayStation for 45 minutes in a row. 45 minutes, 45 hours or whatever it was. I recommend bird watching would be real hard to be honest. I am not quite enough.

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There's just no way. I would just fly. I would see it flop around. And then it would

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flap off. That was impressive. That was great. That's really good. Um, how about the baby cry on the podcast?

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I don't think you have. Oh, no, it's it's amazing. So because I can only do two sound effects and one of them was just that in the bird.

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Which I think is amazing.

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Just ceilings are nice. Yeah, it would definitely be some type of girl.

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I'm not jealous of it. Yeah, I don't know. I think there's a lot I think go is a type of bird. Guy Girl.

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Girl. The girls are seabird also known as the sea girl. Oh, so there's only the one.

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Yeah, there aren't many of them. Oh, here we got your on there a couple. The common goal? The European army common girl.

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I'm just I'm just a Uptown Girl.

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Looking, trying to make my way in the world just just a regular girl.

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Sounds a bit like girl. Yeah, it does. Oh,

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yeah, that sounds so am I part of your bird watching your lap up? There's a girl like that's part of it.

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girls would be I mean,

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they wouldn't be on it. Cuz it's not an interesting bed. That'd be so boring to watch. I actually done a lot this Oh, when I was a kid. I went to the

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excuse me the fact that bird really hurts my throat. Oh, hang on. Are we not gonna get the

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Okay, let me tell you the story about when I was being bought chicken fest?

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Um, yeah, it's still good story. Um, I was a kid and I was at the roadshow so in Perth is like a royal agricultural shy. I think that that happens everywhere though. tbh. But yeah, so they talk about I've really fucked my throat with the bird on No.

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Stone will never sing again. Okay. Hmm. power through attorney.

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And we are at the roadshow and they've got like all these so every day is different day. They've got like, all these birds lined up in cages. And you look at them and they like get judged and like the best, but they all win a prize. Ah.

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The bed wins a weekend away. Oh, you want a weekend away at a luxury hen house? No, that's not what it is. It's like I'm like so breeders and farmers and stuff get like prize pigs prize chickens. And you there's like a person's vote. What am I talking about?

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Yeah, like Yeah, yeah. Yeah. third best. Best bird. I want it. Just kidding. best girl best downtown girl. No anyway, and my dad I was at the roadshow with my mom and my dad, my sisters, my brother or whatever. And

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We were walking down through the birds and my dad said, you know that these birds are also well trained that if you put your finger in the cage, they wouldn't bite you. And I was like, really? And he was like, Yeah, like they're really tight and I put my finger in the cage and a chicken bit me.

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My like their bake. I think he's made of like a fuckin titanium sword. Because it's sliced my fucking finger. I like cut the nail and everything. Oh, yeah, it was. Oh, receive. It's like a it's like new lon fucking sorted me with.

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Um, she that lava? Hmm, I don't know. I've never done that before. Oh, you know what I said to Tom said I might do

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you know how sometimes you just do a real deep laugh. Like, he just do like a really shitty laugh. Like, I do it a lot. So because I laugh all the time. And I'm so loud and I'm so obnoxious. I just make so much noise like literally, I'm always making noise. I fucking laugh and I sing and I talk while I'm alive bed watching and also Congo bed watching too loud. And while I'm asleep, like topes will be in here working and I'll be asleep and he would just like hear me singing and he would take his headphones off. And then it's almost like, like, I'm not awake. But I'm just like, oh, like babe. Anyway, you know that pig? Wow. Anyway, fuck off the Richter today. Sorry.

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And so because I'm such a noisy person, but last night, I was going to bed and I was like, he said something. And I was like, Mm hmm. Like, that's how I laugh. Like, in a deep way. And I said, wouldn't it be funny for a podcast? I did. And like a real dick laugh the whole way through. Like every time I laugh. I had to go.

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But you couldn't do it. I don't think I could definitely do it.

51:56
But you know, when you just do a real jerk love like it's just a real like

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it's even when he's just not paying attention. Yeah.

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Yeah, but you just feel like you do like a real fucking rude love. Anyway, um, so that you can get my finger

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the girl noise or the baby cry? Hmm. So I can only do two sound effects and one is the girl that the the chicken sorry that you? Yeah. Ah, was it not right now? It was great. Okay.

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Well, it was just it was just like an anecdote. It wasn't really like a story. No, I guess. No, I think it was actually good because I actually didn't realise it chickens bake. So that shop will not to die. But it really isn't damash I had

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power over ice

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is obliterated my finger. Now let my fingers are all good. Now.

52:56
I could play piano if I wanted.

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If your parents taught you

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was if I was young enough, I could play piano.

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Ah, oh, baby cry. Um,

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there isn't really a story. It's just something that I can do.

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And please don't use this as a video because I look so bad when I got

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that's a video. Sounds like a baby.

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My favourite thing to do is whenever I'm staying in a hotel, I'll walk out into the corridor and if no one's around, I'll do the baby cry. And then like hide somewhere and people come out of their rooms and like, Oh my god, a baby's out here.

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But it's just me.

53:47
I can't believe you do that. Yeah, yeah. in hotels is the best run as well because people are on holiday and they bought as fuck and they want gossip. So they're like, they're like, oh, something's happening. Like I've got a childhood teenage. They're like, I feel like they're gonna come out and try and snatch a baby like, they don't have one of their own. They let

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this one go on for free.

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But so good.

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Everything you love me to eat?

54:19
Baby snatches. You're the one Merino.

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That's why I say you love about me doing that is pretty funny.

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It's incredible, though. Like, I'll try like I would.

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That literally, the face is so bad. You just can't do it. I'll see if I can do it and try and look good.

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Now it's impossible. It doesn't

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I reckon when you engage, it's when you engage your throat it really just sat at the back of the throat. It's fucking good. It sounds like a baby when I was at uni. So because I went to an arts university what a wangka. Now I was like all these people designing sound for theatre shows and stuff. That baby cry has been in a couple of films.

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shows the designing sounds it's a

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folly, is it folly? Um, oh, that in particular wouldn't be Foley. That's just a sound effect. But folly is like Yeah, when you're like, crunching on gravel and

55:39
yeah, opening car doors and stuff like that. But a baby cry would just be considered the sound effect. Sure. You're probably on it. You're probably on like just stock

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stock baby cry

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noise

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because we

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just wanted you to feel bad. Oh, that's paid sorry. That was that law was that was way too much. That was a it was an evil laugh. I think I might cut that out.

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Like, what am I which

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was happens today to be like content the fishy riled up more than the baby cry? Yeah, I

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may telling the awesome chicken story, and the awesome engagement story.

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And I've just got to say, right, I just want people to have an insight into what it's actually like when we make this podcast, right. So I have got a list of notes. Like literally a fucking list. All this shit that I'm like, Yeah, I could talk about that. Like, yeah, that's a really funny story. I have talked about

56:48
one thing that was on my notes today, everything else has been made talking shit and fucking crying like a baby. Talking about bird watching.

56:58
Like, what's wrong with me?

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What is wrong with me? And people say that the thing that they like about this podcast is the tangents. Well, thank Fuck, because

57:08
I didn't like them. I haven't talked about anything that I was gonna talk about today. Oh, we should I mean, should we bring up the the email that we spoke about last week?

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The competition email. Oh, oh, my god. I did not know what

57:26
that really freaked me out.

57:28
That we were going to set up an email address. Yeah. Would you like to elaborate on that? Because I don't really know what you want to talk about?

57:35
Well, I mean, so last week, we we had the idea of coming up with an email address that you can now submit your competitions to Yeah. And so competitions. I enter competitions with this email instead of it going to my lab professional email address. Yeah, because you're just outrageous with the amount of emails that you're signing up for 1732 unread emails.

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So I've set one up one trick Tony comps@gmail.com

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at gmail.com so we now have one trick pony comes@gmail.com as our competition emails that you can now use, I don't know the legalities behind people entering it in for us. Yeah. And also I'm not leading to terms and conditions if we lose if we win Yeah, I'm also not interested in people entering competitions if We're then gonna be like, we'll turn you on that bike and I want to share it with you like I don't do shared custody babe that's why I'm not having kids. I'm not doing that. I want the bike

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I want to say now you'll have in the back oh

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my god I would love to in a bot I record use a bike all the time. Really? Probably not. I like to think that I'd use it all the time. I probably cycle to work if I had a bike.

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Susan winter winter winters were

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really what about like tram tracks getting caught in the tram tracks. I don't live very far away from work so I'd only have to cross one set of tram tracks.

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I would be cross not up you know. Yeah, sure. would you would you ride on the road because I would definitely be the persons right on the footpath I think I'd ride on the footpath because I don't like cyclists on the road freaks me out.

59:21
I'm not like an aggressive driver or anything, but I just Oh, he says it's a winding road. The cyclists chat isn't at Bob like

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cyclists on the road. Unless there's a cycle path or cycle lane, which is fine. But you know, I have to pay registration for my car that upholds the roads and ensures that everybody is safe and everyone's looked after I've got third party insurance. I've got actually insurance.

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Fuck the girl. The girl is really formed me honestly, the the girl has fucked me throat

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The goal is deep throated me. The girl has fucked me in the back of the throat.

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The girl has

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right back to me. Oh, Tyson. Oh my god. That's why I'm so sorry. Anybody that's listening. That was incredibly offensive. Cyclists on the road. You know? I don't know. It's, oh, it's too contentious. Let's not go down this cycling path road.

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Sorry, everyone. Sorry if you're a cyclist, I literally love it. I would love to ride a bike. I just get so scared. And I know that lots of people aren't safe. And,

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you know, drivers and cyclists, not just cyclists. What a downed boss. The other thing one of the things that I had on my list to talk about was a plant update. You remember the third episode when I bought those really dodgy plants from Queensland? The cane toad plants? Yes, the cane toad plants. Well, they, I mean, they might have cane toads in them, but maybe they haven't fully

1:01:04
come out yet.

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What's the word?

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What's the word?

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But it's the word that I'm trying to think off

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incubated haven't fully incubated yet, but great we got there. Oh, well Tommy. Right. Okay, you

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can only think of one sport.

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No, so I got

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very good actually. They're great. They're going great.

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Ricky Logan to write it on the list

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Oh

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wow.

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I feel like we have to call it there cuz I can't keep going like

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I am a hot mess. I am last week as well. It's like wow, real chaotic energy but it's the same this way clock.

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That's just how the podcast goes. I'm the only I'm

1:02:26
just I talk about this shit next week.

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I just have one more thing to talk about. Okay. So

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I know so much the cane toads and the fucking bird watching and the rollover of the fish I just can't anyway okay, so last

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last week, last two weeks on say it's the baby cries throw me right off to the last two weeks we played this review game where pacing goes through and he picks his two favourite reviews for

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for the podcast so

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I can read them and then if you hear your view being read out and you message me

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I can send you a Mazda which is so fun and also ship but it's mainly fun.

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And we have got a couple of reviews

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Should I just give up today? I don't know what to do power three powers or okay so patients picked a couple of reviews from A to rage. So the first one is from Gemma ways 1112222333

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Lima city on a didn't need one. Oh yeah. Because what if 11112 so you know, there's Gemma Louise 11111 base confusion.

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So from Gemma and the funny lovely gal funny on lovely

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very funny lovely gal. Yeah, but is I'm funny and Lovely. Lovely. I'm funny. Yeah. Okay. Hmm.

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She's wrong.

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A funny lovely gal, put a smile on my face for the day. Look forward to what's next x cute five stars.

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So Gemma, if you're listening, you can message me and I'll send you a fantasma as well. And another, the second one. Okay, so we in the past two podcasts, we've done three reviews, but we've actually had to change it to two this week because we're running out because people aren't reviewing it fast enough. So that's why there's only two this week. Just wanted to clear that up. I say this one is from March rival. You got to give Tonia spin. She's real, she's honest, and she's hilarious. She's willing a way to influence the status. Oh, okay. And ally, but I love it. That's from March rival. So if you are listening and either of those were you you can message me and I'll send you a Moz bar and we have a

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introduced, so I didn't realise that there was continent based confusion on what reviews I could say. So because we are in Australia, I were figuring it out how we can save their reviews from other places. But for right now, if you are not in Australia, I don't think I can see your iTunes review and pace and doesn't care enough about the show to let you know move to a different like geolocation to look at anything. So if you also would like to review it somehow else, we do have a Facebook page one trick tiny on Facebook. And if you like and follow and subscribe on there, we'll also be checking there and we can read reviews off there. And basically, if you review it just like helps, also more people can hear this, and we can keep making it, which is like super, super fun.

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And that is the end of the spiel thing. But aside from that, if you would like to write to me, you can

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excuse me, the baby cried is still repeating on me. Oh my gosh. Imagine like you know, when you say that you've eaten something that's repeated on Yeah, all that baby's repeating on me.

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Made a baby, that's just a drug.

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If you would like to follow me on Instagram, you can at one trick tiny show on Instagram, or at Tony Lodge is my Instagram. And if you would like to send us an email, you can email us at Hi, at one trick pony.com. If you would like to enter a competition, illegally under my name, you can enter. But if you can't tell anybody that I told you to enter, but you can enter one trick tiny comps@gmail.com if you would like to send us a post, you can. And the address is p o box 400. Abbotsford Victoria 312-767-3067. That is the postcode that we live at. And we don't have a phone number. Maybe we could set up one and hundred Tony. And then you just answer and you call and it just answers but it's a voicemail, and it's just me going like, Hi, we can't answer the phone right now. But leaving name a number and leave a message at the beep but it's making

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like that's the baby

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cry.

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Oh, I'm so sorry, everyone.

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I'm sorry.

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It's been too much today. Not perfect. I think so too.

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And is there anything else that I had to say? in Spanish? Okay, well, thank you so much for listening, because honestly, getting to 10 episodes is so far beyond what we ever thought that we could possibly achieve. And it is actually thanks to everybody that listens. So genuinely from the bottom of my cold dead heart. Thank you so much. And for everybody that's reviewing and like sharing on this story and all of that, like it makes such a big difference and it helped so much. So thank you and not sounds a little bit preachy lat like and subscribe, but honestly, when you do that shit it like makes it so much better. And I don't I can't keep doing it if you don't do that, because otherwise it won't make me any money. And then how will I be able to live abroad and be a fancy lady?

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Again, thank you so much for listening. Don't forget to review and all that shit. And we will see you next week because we are going to make it past episode 10 we're gonna do it. We're doing it with Jonah. Oh, no, what not. It's

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alright. See you next week. Love you. Bye