A Surprise For Toni/

Toni Lodge: [00:00:00] Mm, it's really pollinating today. It's really pollinating today. I can feel it in my throat.
Okay. Do you know what would be fun if one week I whispered the whole episode?
Cause that's really pollinating, but another day, welcome to episode five. We're not doing it this week.
Mason Lauder: [00:00:41] Yeah. I mean, surely that's an only fans exclusive. It's very, it could get very.
Toni Lodge: [00:00:47] Sexy. Yeah, but I'm not a very sexy person. So I don't think that if people heard me whispering for an hour, they would think it was sexy.
But if you are okay, if you're whispering, do you laugh like normally, or do you go.
Mason Lauder: [00:01:06] You have to laugh. Nobody. I was, I was just trying to think then what way? And I was going to try laughter a whisper, but I don't think it's
Toni Lodge: [00:01:12] possible. Oh God.
Mason Lauder: [00:01:17] It's like my it'll be my breathy love,
Toni Lodge: [00:01:20] but just without the
Mason Lauder: [00:01:22] yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:01:22] Yeah. It's still, you just got.
Mason Lauder: [00:01:32] Whispered the intro.
Toni Lodge: [00:01:33] Okay. Hello. Welcome to what Drake Tarny podcast. Wake up. They get it by your heart problems. I think about mine instead. Welcome to episode 17 of Fondrick. Dorney where really excited to be here. Um, and it's funny. I didn't think that this would add about whispering actually is hurting my pollinating throat really.
Oh, gosh, GB whispering as well. Probably not. I think that someone's going to call the bullets.
Yeah. It really hurts your throat.
Mason Lauder: [00:02:09] Yeah,
Toni Lodge: [00:02:10] it did it. Do you think it sounded sexy?
Mason Lauder: [00:02:13] Nah, probably not. It just sounded like,
Toni Lodge: [00:02:16] yeah, it sounds like just like I've got a blocked nose
anyway. Hello. This is episode 17. Very, very exciting stuff because 17, so last week was 16 and was our sweet 16. Um, our podcasts could have sex. What can you do when you're 17? Um,
Mason Lauder: [00:02:41] maybe you're getting your
Toni Lodge: [00:02:43] driver's license,
Mason Lauder: [00:02:44] your pays yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:02:47] Bunch of tiny control. Oh, that's actually really emotional. I, um,
Mason Lauder: [00:02:53] took my load though.
Can overload only one person in the passenger seat.
Toni Lodge: [00:02:59] That's
Mason Lauder: [00:02:59] Victoria, most family.
Toni Lodge: [00:03:01] That's Victoria only. And it's not like that NWA in the sequence where I grew up, I took my driving test like seven times.
Mason Lauder: [00:03:11] Oh
Toni Lodge: [00:03:12] yeah. Like I fucking sucked at driving. Look, I'm all good now. But. But I sucked at the time. I just had slept fucking anxious.
I don't think that that's that uncommon. Surely I just got so anxious every time. And like, I remember I had this driving instructor and he was not okay. Like he was so fucking creepy. Oh yeah. He was so creepy. Like, Oh, this is, this is really cool. Um, But like every time he was like, all right, change gears.
He would like either put his hand on top of like the gear stick wet, like, cause I drive manual and he would like put his and try and like help me change it. And I was like, Oh, that's a bit weird. And then, um, yeah. Or he would like. Yay. So
Mason Lauder: [00:04:02] crazy good. Is it?
Toni Lodge: [00:04:03] No, it was not good. And then I, um, yeah, he was box-like yeah, he was absolutely fucking
Mason Lauder: [00:04:10] right instructor or, or
Toni Lodge: [00:04:12] no at the instructor, the instructor
Mason Lauder: [00:04:15] or instructor.
Toni Lodge: [00:04:16] So like instructor, like the person that I was going for lessons with. Oh, yeah, I know. No. Cause if it was, if it was the like assessor, then
Mason Lauder: [00:04:26] I dunno, that'd be even weirder.
Toni Lodge: [00:04:28] Yeah, it would be weird, but maybe it wouldn't have taken me seven times to get my license, but no, it leisurely. So this guy and he was sidebar and then I had this other woman and her name, name was what was her name was like Jane or like with a J.
Okay. Anyway, she was a real piece of work and she yelled at me in the car heaps. Like she asked me to do this park and it was like reverse. Reverse park up a Hill. Like there was like, it was like,
Mason Lauder: [00:05:02] absolutely not.
Toni Lodge: [00:05:03] I know. And I was like, Oh, I really don't think that I can do this insert name here. Gina. I can't remember her name.
And she was like, yeah, she can't. I was like, no, I'm just going to stole the car. And she, and she just screamed at me. She was like, what has happened to you? And I was like, Ooh. And then. And then I got another guy. I must cost my mum and dad a fortune to try and teach me how to drive. It's like $50 every time you go for less than.
Yeah. And then I ha you don't fucking know. Don't fucking tell me that, you know, and then the last guy that I had, he was so lovely. He was like this 40 year old German guy. So he was like pretty young. You had this big mustache. And like we would drive around. He would like try and help me speak German.
Mason Lauder: [00:05:46] Wow.
That's cool. Takes your mind off the driving German.
Toni Lodge: [00:05:50] And he was so great. I can't remember his name either. Oh gosh. What was his name? It really doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter. Anyway, uh, fuck it doesn't matter. Um, anyway, one treat 20 could be getting his driver's license. It's 17 now. Um, uh, Oh, um, you have a surprise pace, then you have a surprise.
Oh, Jason's here pacing everyone. Everyone
Mason Lauder: [00:06:23] until I do have a little bit of a surprise.
Toni Lodge: [00:06:26] Wow.
Mason Lauder: [00:06:28] Maybe.
Toni Lodge: [00:06:28] So it's not a fucking gift then. Well, I mean,
Mason Lauder: [00:06:33] last week on the top, we were talking about, uh, Dame hoods and knighthoods, and. I've I've, I've got a little, um, note here and if you want to jump into it. Yeah. And there are instructions there.
Open the certificate first,
Toni Lodge: [00:06:54] then the letter. Okay. Certificate
Mason Lauder: [00:06:56] and just, and just write it out.
Toni Lodge: [00:06:58] Okay. So this is the certificate. Oh. Oh, my God. It says lady of Glencoe certificate of sale and disposition. Oh my God. Lady, Tony Lewis, this contract of sale in respect of Glencoe would kill Hill in the parish of Lee.
Small of Lordship of lawn is made on the 24th day of November of the year, 2020 between Highland titles limited. A company registered in Alderney Alderney 1599, lady, Tony LA ways love.
Mason Lauder: [00:07:36] So,
Toni Lodge: [00:07:37] Oh my God,
Mason Lauder: [00:07:38] your, your title, you now own a piece of land and you are now. Uh, a lady of Glencoe. So lady turtle lodge, Tony Louise lodge is now
Toni Lodge: [00:07:50] official.
Oh my God. So literally when people talk to me, I can say you have to call me lady. Yep. Oh my God. That is
how much did this car?
Mason Lauder: [00:08:08] Well, I mean, the land that you own is one square foot.
Toni Lodge: [00:08:12] That's all that I own in Melbourne. That's great.
Mason Lauder: [00:08:15] But no, it's just like a hundred bucks.
Toni Lodge: [00:08:19] Oh my God. What does the letter say? That's the certificate? So there's a letter here as well. Lady Tony Lewis lodge, please find during close disposition, which is the, for your plot confirming you now own a Highland estate.
Mason Lauder: [00:08:37] In Glynco woods Scotland.
Toni Lodge: [00:08:40] Oh my God. He's there. Is it, is there an address like
Mason Lauder: [00:08:45] yeah, yeah, yeah. We can actually go visit. We can go and visit your plot of land and you own it. So what you can actually do is you can buy different square footage. And it's it's yours, so you can go live on it. You can go do whatever you want.
Yeah. But you can get like 10 square foot, a hundred square foot.
Toni Lodge: [00:09:05] What could we do with the square foot? How big is that?
Mason Lauder: [00:09:09] Wow, one, one foot by one foot,
Toni Lodge: [00:09:12] one foot, one 30,
Mason Lauder: [00:09:13] seven 30 centimeters, I think 23 centimeters.
Toni Lodge: [00:09:18] So a square ruler, basically like a plastic roller. What should we do with that?
Mason Lauder: [00:09:25] Could we get a one trick, tiny
Toni Lodge: [00:09:26] plaque?
Yeah, we've got to get something just like a flag maybe.
Mason Lauder: [00:09:32] Oh yeah. Flag would be fun. I mean, so it is, um, it's meant to help restore the ecosystem and the environment as well. So
Toni Lodge: [00:09:40] we should plant like a plant or something.
Mason Lauder: [00:09:44] I mean we do. Should
Toni Lodge: [00:09:45] we plan? Sorry. Oh my God. If you decide to visit your plot, it's important to everyone at Highland titles that you enjoy your stay.
Oh. I very much hope that owning a piece of Scotland is something that will give you a sense of pride. And we'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for helping conserve Scotland one square foot at a time. So not only am I officially a lady, but I'm also a homeowner.
Mason Lauder: [00:10:16] You're a landowner.
Toni Lodge: [00:10:17] Oh my God. That is the cooler. That is I well done. That is very, very cool. I am so impressed. You finally got the job.
Mason Lauder: [00:10:30] You're there
Toni Lodge: [00:10:31] officially for CISA five. That's so cool. Oh my God. Okay. So you are, you're listening to lady turn the Louise lodges board gals. Okay. But is there like, is there some sort of legalities that come with this?
Like I have to refer to myself as a lady.
Mason Lauder: [00:10:51] I don't think, I think it's completely up to you,
Toni Lodge: [00:10:54] but I actually could.
Mason Lauder: [00:10:55] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't, I don't know. I don't know about the legality of changing the name on your passport.
Toni Lodge: [00:11:01] Oh, well, I'll have to do that quick. Smart. It's going to, it's going to expire next year.
So I'll just do that. Yeah.
Mason Lauder: [00:11:08] It would probably have to look into that.
Toni Lodge: [00:11:10] Do I have to, do we have to renew it every year or do we own that now?
Mason Lauder: [00:11:15] Now we own it. We've bought
Toni Lodge: [00:11:17] land up that.
Mason Lauder: [00:11:20] Yeah. I mean maybe, maybe. As we go, maybe next year we go to 10 foot, 10 square foot. And then the year after we go to a hundred square foot and then that's enough land.
What are you going to fit? Fit on a hundred square foot.
Toni Lodge: [00:11:34] That's a, that's a big, what's our hundred foot. So a hundred times 30 centimeters.
Mason Lauder: [00:11:42] Oh, it's a 10 by 10 meter. Plot. That's all right.
Toni Lodge: [00:11:46] We're going to have a party on there.
Mason Lauder: [00:11:48] Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:11:49] That we could invite people if there's people that are listing that are from Scotland.
So where is it? Hang on. Let me find,
Mason Lauder: [00:11:55] I've just got a message from, um, grace, by the way, you can change it on your bank cards, et cetera.
Toni Lodge: [00:12:05] Oh, my God. I'm going to change all of my bank cards to
Mason Lauder: [00:12:08] lady Tony lunch.
Toni Lodge: [00:12:11] That is fucking cool. I'm sorry. Should I change my Instagram? My handle to lady
Mason Lauder: [00:12:18] Tony? Maybe that'll change the change to the name. I feel like your handle's good. Tony logic. Yeah, I should change
Toni Lodge: [00:12:25] it.
Mason Lauder: [00:12:25] Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:12:26] Official Scottish land.
Mason Lauder: [00:12:28] Yeah. So Glencoe is a Glen of.
Volcanic origins in the Highlands of Scotland.
Toni Lodge: [00:12:34] That sounds like me.
Mason Lauder: [00:12:35] Yeah. Western Scotland.
Toni Lodge: [00:12:38] So this is the closest we could get to a Dame hood. I think this is better. I actually think that this is better because if I was going to be a dime, I don't own any land.
Mason Lauder: [00:12:48] Yeah. Yeah. You get, you get, you get more doing this
Toni Lodge: [00:12:51] than you do.
That's exactly right. Sorry. I'm coughing. Cause it's pollinating in here. It's the pollen. You think that as a lady, that there would be as much pollen. You just think that if you're more of a sophisticated member of society, like me as a landowner and as a lady of Scotland, you wouldn't actually think that I would be as effected by hay fever as I am, but as it goes, having more money and being more sophisticated, actually doesn't mean shit, because you still get hay fever and the air still pollinates around you in the Highlands of Scotland.
So I'm not very familiar. I mean, it is obviously my home now, but do you think that the air is clearer or because you're out in nature, it would still be pollinating.
Mason Lauder: [00:13:41] Uh, look, I think the air quality might be a little bit better than in the CBD of Melbourne.
Toni Lodge: [00:13:46] That's a great point, but
Mason Lauder: [00:13:47] I reckon. Yeah, I re look, I reckon it's probably, they're probably got great wildlife and base.
So there probably is a lot of pollen. Mm.
Toni Lodge: [00:13:58] Yeah, maybe, maybe she
Mason Lauder: [00:14:00] thought about that
Toni Lodge: [00:14:01] these Academy too cold for bees, because all the way, talk about bays a lot on this podcast. Is it T do you think we talk about these two? I mean, they are great members of society, members of society, but I mean, they're not ladies, but
Mason Lauder: [00:14:19] I am, no,
Toni Lodge: [00:14:21] I feel like I should speak more posh.
Mason Lauder: [00:14:24] Can we put a beehive on, on our,
Toni Lodge: [00:14:27] yes, we can. That's what we're going to do. That is exactly what we're going to do. We're going to get a beehive. We're going to put it on the plot of land that I own. I just can't believe I'm a land owner can't afford to build yet. Um, maybe we could get like a Barbie dream house and put that on there or something
Mason Lauder: [00:14:47] that could be fun.
I wonder what the deal is with building on that land. So you can, I know you can go camp on the land. Like you're allowed to go camp. I just, we're going to have to see if we can actually build a house on there. Cause I think,
Toni Lodge: [00:15:00] yeah, we all gonna have to say,
Mason Lauder: [00:15:01] I mean, if it, if it's meant to consume, if it's a conservation thing, building a house.
There's a little bit of the opposite.
Toni Lodge: [00:15:10] Can I apply for a Scottish passport? I'm now, you know, my
God, you don't get much do not
Mason Lauder: [00:15:25] just the one square foot.
Toni Lodge: [00:15:27] Um, I'd also like to ask if this is fake, like when you buy a stock, you know, you know, You know, like how everybody goes through that phase where you lot bust off or a friend or a boyfriend or something, is, is it isn't fake like that?
Mason Lauder: [00:15:46] No, I think it's, I think it's more legit than naming your
Toni Lodge: [00:15:48] stuff.
Mason Lauder: [00:15:50] I think because we can actually update like your bank card and stuff.
Toni Lodge: [00:15:56] So I just have to send in that city picket and I'd be able to change my bank card.
Mason Lauder: [00:16:02] Yeah. I, I don't think we could get your passport or driver's license updated, but I reckon we could get. Some of those lower level, like bank cards and stuff.
I reckon we could get
Toni Lodge: [00:16:11] those. That'd be such a fucking nightmare, but like if be changed it to lady Tony lodge, and then it's just going to be an absolute nightmare. When I was a kid, I signed up to mile one, you know, like my aunts. So if anybody that's started in Australia, I think Maya's only, I think in Australia, but it's like a big department store, like, um, Harrods.
Be the same as her. Yeah. It'd be the sentence Harrods. Anyway, it's just like a massive fucking department store and they've got like a loyalty program. It's called Maya one and I signed up and I clicked down the Dropbox thing. And instead of clicking, miss, I clicked doctor. And so according to Maya one, a and I still get mailed to this address and it's says dr.
Tony lodge. And I think that that's great like that. Yeah, it's really impressive, except it's obviously nothing that I can prove. So if for whatever reason, that was how I was trying to prove my identity for my mile one. But see what I mean? I bank card is a little bit more official. So if I was lady Tony, large on my bank card and I was using my bank card as ID for something, do you think that that would potentially be an issue.
Mason Lauder: [00:17:29] I mean, when you using your bank card, his ID,
Toni Lodge: [00:17:31] well, how many points is it worth? You know how your passport's a hundred points?
Mason Lauder: [00:17:35] Oh yeah. I don't think you'll ever use because they always go like birth certificate.
You get that birth certificate updated either
Toni Lodge: [00:17:46] where here's my birth certificate. Oh my God. Where's my birth certificate. Do you think that's important?
Mason Lauder: [00:17:55] I, uh, yeah, it's worth having a copy of
Toni Lodge: [00:17:58] direction.
Mason Lauder: [00:17:59] Yeah. I wonder where it is for sure. I know we've like mum keeps ours in like a little box
Toni Lodge: [00:18:03] in the house.
My mom does not have much. I wonder if it's in this little side, got this little, expand a folder. I wonder if it's in here. Let's have a look.
Mason Lauder: [00:18:19] Is that where you keep all your
Toni Lodge: [00:18:22] shit in here? Oh, this is Alex's Beth's Aw, Tobes his bed certificate. That's good. Oh, here's my bed certificate. Oh
Mason Lauder: [00:18:33] God, I got organized.
Toni Lodge: [00:18:35] Sounded like it was fake, but that was a hundred percent real. Oh. I was born at the Armidale Scott Memorial hospital. Amidala Western Australia. Oh, let's your parents married marriage information on it. Really? Yeah. parents' marriage date of marriage. 14th of February, 1987. Place of marriage, Perth WWI, huh?
Bloody Hill. That's quite a lot of information. Um, anyway, this is what interested
me reading my bits. Oh wow. Why didn't we win a podcast award? It's, it's not clear to me. Oh, that's funny. Well, that's actually, that's great to know nicely. If you use that as a video, can you scrub out all my information and my, but my parents' home addresses on there. Um, Oh, that's never going to go back in where it came from.
That's what she said mean in the folder anyway. Um, Oh my God. Such a great gift. Literally the best gift ever. I love that. I'm a lady and not even just like actually, cause obviously physically I am and in mind, but very cool. Such a cool I'm going to print that off. I should frame it.
Mason Lauder: [00:20:05] Yeah, well, yeah. Yeah.
So there's a, there's a, I got the print off certificate, but there's one on its way.
Toni Lodge: [00:20:12] Oh,
Mason Lauder: [00:20:14] yeah. Yeah. There's one there's one on was fine.
Toni Lodge: [00:20:17] Oh my God. I am so excited. That is the best thing I've ever had. I'm going to be a lady, lady.
Oh, that's fucking cool. Great gift. Whose idea was that? Was that your idea?
Mason Lauder: [00:20:36] Yeah. Well, so great. Helped. Cause she mentioned it and then she's like, Oh, you should definitely get one for Tony. And I was like, we talked about it on the show.
Toni Lodge: [00:20:44] Oh,
Mason Lauder: [00:20:47] I know. So great.
Toni Lodge: [00:20:48] That is such a good idea. Well done. I love that. I feel like none of the rest of the podcast, isn't going to be that good after that.
Everyone's like actually be handed that, keep going. Um, Oh, that's that is so fucking cool. I can't wait until the paper coffee comes. Oh, hang on. It's the dust off my certificate. I haven't looked at it in 20 years.
Mason Lauder: [00:21:15] Yeah. I mean, you can, you can also get your official ID card, um, $40 from
Toni Lodge: [00:21:24] lax from them. Like they send you one.
Mason Lauder: [00:21:26] Yeah. Yeah. They send you an ID card. Yeah. Baseball cap. Beanie
Toni Lodge: [00:21:33] scarf. Oh, should we get the cap?
Mason Lauder: [00:21:39] Yeah, all that bow ties ties
Toni Lodge: [00:21:42] a bow tie. That's just not, that's just not what
Mason Lauder: [00:21:45] you want. Engraved pen with your night, laser engraved with your name and title, or that's nice as how
Toni Lodge: [00:21:53] much is that?
Mason Lauder: [00:21:54] 20 bucks.
Toni Lodge: [00:21:55] Oh fuck.
That's pretty good value.
Mason Lauder: [00:21:57] I know
Toni Lodge: [00:21:58] 20 bucks, I guess that's already habitat.
Mason Lauder: [00:22:03] Box birds, bees, bats, bugs, hedgehogs, and squirrels,
Toni Lodge: [00:22:08] lot bats. I mean, I'm sure they're very good for the environment, but when I first moved to Melbourne, I was walking to work and I start working here very early and it was like quarter past four and I was walking to work bat, flew out of a tree and swooped at me.
Mason Lauder: [00:22:24] Oh, I ended up at swipes,
Toni Lodge: [00:22:27] well, eat fucking Kime rock. And it obviously thought I was a delicious bit of fruit and wanted to nibble me up, but it was terrifying. Anyway, what can you get?
Mason Lauder: [00:22:38] Yeah, it's to box or adopt the hedgehog.
Toni Lodge: [00:22:43] How much is the hedgehog?
Mason Lauder: [00:22:45] 50 bucks a duct, one of our injured hedgehogs. Help us off a care food shelter to sick and injured,
Toni Lodge: [00:22:54] actually.
Very cute. Maybe we should do that.
Mason Lauder: [00:22:57] We can get em, we can be escorted to our plot $20.
Toni Lodge: [00:23:02] Oh wow. God, they really suck the money out of you don't know.
Mason Lauder: [00:23:08] We can get a kilt. A thousand dollars.
Toni Lodge: [00:23:13] Oh, I feel like I could just knock a kilt up with my sewing machine. Maybe that would be easier, um, back to hedgehog. So, you know, hedgehog slice.
Mason Lauder: [00:23:28] Yes. Yes. Yes. But the dessert foods
Toni Lodge: [00:23:32] that,
Mason Lauder: [00:23:33] that is, so this is the one, this is the what? Like nuts and stuff. The,
Toni Lodge: [00:23:37] Oh, I think sometimes it has nuts in it, but it's like the biscuit, it's the you're thinking of Rocky road. It's the biscuit. It's got biscuit in it. So it's like chocolate, like fudge and it's got biscuit, like bits of biscuit.
I'm going to stop saying biscuit
Mason Lauder: [00:23:52] biscuit.
Toni Lodge: [00:23:53] Biscuit,
Mason Lauder: [00:23:54] plain biscuits.
Toni Lodge: [00:23:55] It's got biscuits,
Mason Lauder: [00:23:56] a lot of biscuits. It's got a lot of
Toni Lodge: [00:23:58] biscuits.
Mason Lauder: [00:24:00] Walnuts.
Toni Lodge: [00:24:02] Yeah. We used to go on holiday every year to broom every single year, every July. I don't know if we've ever talked about this before, but as a family and we would drive.
So it's like in the North of WIA, it's actually so beautiful. Someone got. Dead from a shock there the other day though. That's not very common.
Mason Lauder: [00:24:23] Yeah. It was a bit sad. Like saw the, um, the police dude, just talking police to the policemen, talking on the, um, he was on the beach. Lovely weather.
Toni Lodge: [00:24:34] Gorgeous.
Mason Lauder: [00:24:34] It just looked gorgeous.
It just looks great. It's a bit sad, but yeah,
Toni Lodge: [00:24:38] so sad, but like stunning great for tourism w way. Um, anyway, um, so like, Perth is at the bottom of w a broom is like right at the top. It's like two and a bit thousand Ks. And we used to drive up every year. So two full days in the car we'd go up there. And we had like a camper trailer.
We would stay in a caravan Parkwood, like CA not really camp cause you're in caravan park. Um, but for two weeks it was real bougie. And then, um, Drive home anyway. And we used to go every single year, every July school holidays. Um, and my parents liked that did not set me up to adapt for change as an adult because they took me on the same exact holiday every year.
Like now as an adult that I don't like change. I'm like, God, what happened to me when I was a kid, I'm like, Oh, the same thing every year. Um, anyway, and at that action, it used to be called before it changed to like Woolworths or Coles. Well, you will have an action was I think anyway, it used to be called action.
Mason Lauder: [00:25:40] Oh, so this is because the only change I remember was going from. We'd saved way of Safeway to Woolies.
Toni Lodge: [00:25:48] Yeah. We don't have Safeway in WWII. I don't think, but yes, I know you're talking about no. So action was like a different chain, like I think either Coles or Woolworths bought them all out.
Mason Lauder: [00:26:00] Sure.
Toni Lodge: [00:26:01] I think it wasn't that it was called that, um, cause like IGA used to be called black.
I mean, that was just my local IGA. But do you remember juices? When they was like shopping anyway. Fuck. It doesn't matter. Anyway, he used to be called action and Oh, this is not a good story. And um, they used to have like a bakery section inside the action. Um, and they used to. They used to have hedgehog that had hundreds and thousands on the top.
Um, and I used to ask mum to buy from me. And that is literally where I was going with that. Um, so not a problem. Just an interesting anecdote is a spider. Oh, what the fuck,
Mason Lauder: [00:26:50] baby one baby one just very small. You
Toni Lodge: [00:26:52] could have died.
Mason Lauder: [00:26:53] It's on the floor now. It's
okay.
Toni Lodge: [00:26:56] You could have gone anyway, um, hedgehog. Oh, fucking delicious. I'm going to make that this weekend.
Mason Lauder: [00:27:04] You got the butter for it.
Toni Lodge: [00:27:06] I do. I do actually. Thank you very much, Sally. And the team from Gibson Jersey for sending, um, a heap of butter and milk and delicious dairy products because, um, um, Good.
Don't do so much baking with all that butter. Just got sent so much butter and make sure that if you, um, need butter, that you buy the butter from Gibson Jersey. Um, and if you can't due to location,
Mason Lauder: [00:27:33] Constraints
Toni Lodge: [00:27:34] constraints. Thank you. Um, then, uh, make sure you buy local and make sure that you keep it outside.
Hashtag outdoor butter. Um, I'm really pollinating. Are you really pollinating? My, my throat feels like it's about to close up. Like I'm going into anaphylactic shock
Mason Lauder: [00:27:53] really? Nah, there's a little bit like stuck in there, but it's okay.
Toni Lodge: [00:27:58] Sorry, everybody. My throat's a bit raspy. Um, anyway, um, Oh, but broom so beautiful.
If anybody ever gets a chance to go, you should definitely go. Cause it's amazing. Um, I just can't get over the, the lady to lunch thing. I'm, I'm stuck on that. Um, do you want to play the game? The Scattergories game. Okay. Cause you haven't, I don't think we've played it for a while.
Mason Lauder: [00:28:23] No, no, that's okay. I mean, we did it every weekend for like 14 weeks, so
Toni Lodge: [00:28:30] I don't know such a good point.
Actually. We did do it for a long time. Um, should we add it took a while to perfect as well. And I definitely don't think that this is. Considered perfected. I don't think that's that way we can say that we perfect game. And what theme should we do?
Mason Lauder: [00:28:52] Um,
Toni Lodge: [00:28:53] we were just talking about hedgehogs. So what about animals?
Mason Lauder: [00:28:57] Yeah. Great. Yeah. Perfect.
Toni Lodge: [00:28:59] Did you ha you don't like that idea? I don't see it on your face.
Mason Lauder: [00:29:03] I, I just, I actually do. I don't have any other suggestions, so
Toni Lodge: [00:29:07] I don't know. I can see on your face that
Mason Lauder: [00:29:08] you go off.
Toni Lodge: [00:29:10] Okay. All right. Would you like to go first?
Mason Lauder: [00:29:13] Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I can get first.
Toni Lodge: [00:29:15] Okay. Oh, I need some paper for a tally.
Mason Lauder: [00:29:19] That's a good idea.
Toni Lodge: [00:29:20] Yep. Sorry for coughing.
Okay. Ready? Okay. What, uh, what, how long are you going to sit on the timer? 15, 20,
Mason Lauder: [00:29:36] 20, 20, 20,
Toni Lodge: [00:29:37] 20 Ellie. Just stretch this out as much as we can. All right. Ready? Now I've got nothing to talk about. Like you brought the damn fucking, the lady thing, otherwise, literally a Grima. Okay. Okay. Animals for 20 seconds.
Starting now.
Mason Lauder: [00:30:01] Are we doing dinosaurs? T-Rex um, to can, um,
Um,
um, Oh,
Toni Lodge: [00:30:22] that's four.
Mason Lauder: [00:30:24] Is that hard?
Toni Lodge: [00:30:26] Maybe. What other animals are there? Tara dactyl, uh, starts with P um, Pterodactyl
Mason Lauder: [00:30:33] start with P Oh yeah, they do. Don't they? Yeah, it does.
Toni Lodge: [00:30:36] Um, flexing my dinosaur knowledge,
um, Tasmanian devil.
Mason Lauder: [00:30:45] Great. That's a really good one.
Toni Lodge: [00:30:47] Tarantula, um,
Mason Lauder: [00:30:49] tiger
Toni Lodge: [00:30:50] tie. Yeah, pretty obvious one. Um,
Mason Lauder: [00:30:53] toad trout.
Toni Lodge: [00:30:56] Oh, techie,
Mason Lauder: [00:30:58] termites, termites. Francella
Toni Lodge: [00:31:00] Tara. I said that.
Yeah. Thorny devil.
Mason Lauder: [00:31:07] Do you know what that is?
Toni Lodge: [00:31:08] Oh
Mason Lauder: [00:31:11] my God sounds like illicit. Doesn't it?
Toni Lodge: [00:31:13] Yeah.
Mason Lauder: [00:31:14] I guess that's the T-Rex is fair. We can do dinosaurs. They were
Toni Lodge: [00:31:18] accepts T-Rex okay. It's quite hard.
All right. All right.
Mason Lauder: [00:31:27] Have you had time to get your story? Okay.
Toni Lodge: [00:31:30] All right. Are you going to school? Me?
Mason Lauder: [00:31:33] Yeah. Yeah, I can school you. Okay.
Toni Lodge: [00:31:34] I don't trust you. All right,
Mason Lauder: [00:31:36] I'll run it down.
Toni Lodge: [00:31:37] Ready?
Mason Lauder: [00:31:38] Yep.
Toni Lodge: [00:31:41] C cat cassowary. Um,
Canary, Canary, um,
um, cat grass. I can't, Oh, that was hard, but all the animals out of it.
Mason Lauder: [00:32:08] The camels.
Toni Lodge: [00:32:10] Ah, fuck.
Mason Lauder: [00:32:11] Caterpillars caterpillars center paid cheetahs, chameleons chickens.
Toni Lodge: [00:32:17] Oh,
Mason Lauder: [00:32:19] uh, chipmunk Cobra, cow, crap.
Toni Lodge: [00:32:23] Fuck. Lots of easy ones in there that I didn't get. And I got cassowary and I didn't get cat
Mason Lauder: [00:32:29] cow.
Toni Lodge: [00:32:31] Yeah. Yeah. You won.
Because I think I only got three and you got four
Mason Lauder: [00:32:37] chimpanzee.
Toni Lodge: [00:32:42] I've really let people down with that. I feel
Mason Lauder: [00:32:45] crocodile,
Toni Lodge: [00:32:46] crocodile, um, com Cocker
Mason Lauder: [00:32:53] Roach.
Toni Lodge: [00:32:56] I'm really. Sorry about that. That was good. Was it?
Mason Lauder: [00:33:00] Oh, two more or should we just get
Toni Lodge: [00:33:03] yeah, do Jared and people will be fucked up.
Mason Lauder: [00:33:06] No problem.
Toni Lodge: [00:33:08] Oh yeah. Stop listening dickhead, please. Don't actually so
Mason Lauder: [00:33:14] close to some. Hang on.
I'll close. The thing that I was looking at for
Toni Lodge: [00:33:20] like this.
Mason Lauder: [00:33:21] No, no, no, no, no,
Toni Lodge: [00:33:22] no. I didn't think you were cheating, but I thought that maybe you were like, Oh yeah, let's do another one. Cause you love looking at all of them.
Mason Lauder: [00:33:29] You thought for a second that you thought that I was just riffing those off the top of my night.
Toni Lodge: [00:33:34] I knew that you'd looked it up. I know, I know.
You're not that smart.
Mason Lauder: [00:33:37] Yeah,
Toni Lodge: [00:33:40] because when it comes down to it and you go, I know
Mason Lauder: [00:33:45] once it's finished, I'm just rattling off.
Toni Lodge: [00:33:49] Okay. Ready? Yep. Okay. You'll let out eight
Mason Lauder: [00:33:56] elephants. Um, Earwig, um, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, I don't have any
Toni Lodge: [00:34:17] Eagle was the first one that came to mind for me. Oh,
Mason Lauder: [00:34:22] Amy
Toni Lodge: [00:34:23] Amy
Mason Lauder: [00:34:25] electric. .
Toni Lodge: [00:34:27] I say, Ooh, girl shocked me like an electric eel baby girl term.
Um, it's your electric field? Um, what did you just say?
Mason Lauder: [00:34:44] Uh, Uh, kidnapped
Toni Lodge: [00:34:46] it kidnapped. And that's so close to hedgehog, which is how we got onto this nonsense.
Mason Lauder: [00:34:52] I feel like he's a bit of a difficult one.
Toni Lodge: [00:34:54] He is a hard one.
Mason Lauder: [00:34:56] Not saying that as a cop-out, but
Toni Lodge: [00:34:59] yeah, I had seen earlier and that was pretty hard.
Mason Lauder: [00:35:02] Mm, well, there turned out there were a lot on the list.
Toni Lodge: [00:35:05] There were a lot,
Mason Lauder: [00:35:08] there were, I can't remember the other ones. Okay. I'll get the, um, okay.
Toni Lodge: [00:35:16] Okay. This is so fun. Should we just do this for another half an hour? Oh, sure.
Okay. K fuck. Um, fuck off, um,
Mason Lauder: [00:35:37] Australia, Australian animals,
Toni Lodge: [00:35:39] kangaroo. Yeah. Um, wombat almost, uh, car. Cook her Roach
Mason Lauder: [00:35:50] koala,
Toni Lodge: [00:35:50] koala.
Mason Lauder: [00:35:55] That's very difficult.
Toni Lodge: [00:35:56] That was a really hard won.
Mason Lauder: [00:35:58] Yeah. That's very difficult.
Toni Lodge: [00:35:59] I have a different one.
Mason Lauder: [00:36:01] Yeah, let's do it again. I mean, just a couple saddled with K killer whale, King fish Kiwis, koalas, Komodo dragons,
Toni Lodge: [00:36:09] krill.
Kookaburra's fuck. Why are Australian animals start with K.
Mason Lauder: [00:36:15] Kangaroo rat.
Toni Lodge: [00:36:19] Yeah,
Mason Lauder: [00:36:20] it can't be good. Is it?
Toni Lodge: [00:36:22] That must be Oh
Mason Lauder: [00:36:23] yes.
Toni Lodge: [00:36:24] With the big pouch. I
Mason Lauder: [00:36:27] don't know what it is. It's a Roden North America. It's actually kind of. Kind of cute. Aw, that is quite cute. It's probably the Bessel human rat of saying,
Toni Lodge: [00:36:41] Oh, that is quite cute.
I walk it's big face
Mason Lauder: [00:36:46] is very cute. Isn't it?
Toni Lodge: [00:36:47] Do yourself a favor and Google the kangaroo rat. It's got really big phase as well.
Mason Lauder: [00:36:52] It hops like a kangaroo. That's why it's got to stay.
Toni Lodge: [00:36:56] No, that's quite, that's quite cute actually.
Mason Lauder: [00:37:02] Oh,
Toni Lodge: [00:37:04] Kangaroo jumping. Oh my God. That's huge. What were you going to say? What would you kangaroo effect?
Mason Lauder: [00:37:12] Just a kangaroo fact. Kangaroo rat fact, kangaroo rat, stunt, drink, water.
Toni Lodge: [00:37:18] What are they drink?
Mason Lauder: [00:37:19] They have enough metabolic water from eating Sates to keep them hydrated.
Toni Lodge: [00:37:24] I wish I was that small
Mason Lauder: [00:37:28] just state seeds all day.
Toni Lodge: [00:37:31] Oh, that's really cute.
Mason Lauder: [00:37:34] Did you watch a video of them hopping?
Toni Lodge: [00:37:36] No, I just, I saw a GIF.
That was enough for me. I say, Ooh, girl,
I
Mason Lauder: [00:37:51] want full on it's jumping like a, like a
Toni Lodge: [00:37:54] proper, Oh, okay. Hang on. I've got to fucking look at her video. Stay quick.
Mason Lauder: [00:37:59] All my God. They are quick
Toni Lodge: [00:38:02] kangaroo rat.
Mason Lauder: [00:38:08] Oh my God. Watch the one from, um, from Wyatt. I think that's probably, Oh yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:38:13] Yeah. Clicking on it now.
Mason Lauder: [00:38:16] Definitely Google this.
Toni Lodge: [00:38:19] Definitely. Um, come on. Holy fuck. That guy looks like ed Helms. Whoa. They're so quick. Their tails are freaky.
Mason Lauder: [00:38:40] We get a jump at the end.
Toni Lodge: [00:38:41] Do they have any front legs?
Both. I just have back legs. Oh, no, they've got little pout cheese at the front. Oh, they're very cute.
Mason Lauder: [00:38:57] Do you want to do another letter?
Toni Lodge: [00:38:59] Oh, yep. Yep. Okay. Wow.
Okay. Maybe I don't deserve another letter because we just watched that animal video for thought.
Uh, now we're going to do one more. Skip it. If you don't like it that's was a fuckin 30 seconds. Skip button, press that. Okay. Ready? Oh, Jay, no way. I'm
Mason Lauder: [00:39:25] not doing Jay.
Toni Lodge: [00:39:27] Okay. I will do this letter no matter where it is. It's J okay. Um, jumping Caterpillar. That's not an animal Jap Jabiru. That's a bird. Um, uh,
Mason Lauder: [00:39:47] Jelly
Toni Lodge: [00:39:48] jelly fish. Um, John, um,
Mason Lauder: [00:39:54] that's very, that's, there's literally nine on the list.
Toni Lodge: [00:39:59] Oh,
Mason Lauder: [00:39:59] Jabber Jackal
Toni Lodge: [00:40:01] was Jabiru actually on there. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah.
Mason Lauder: [00:40:04] Jaguar Jay, Jay bird, I guess jellyfish jungle fail. Don't know what that is.
Toni Lodge: [00:40:13] This is really hard.
Mason Lauder: [00:40:15] Oh, well that's a cool bird. Don't Google it. We'll go down a whole rabbit hole,
Toni Lodge: [00:40:20] uh, kangaroo rat hole.
Okay. Uh, we don't know that leaving holes, actually. We didn't get that far. Um, definitely Google that little rat though. It was very cute. Um, Oh, um, I had a really underwhelming lunch today, um, and I feel really bad. So we record this on a Tuesday and it comes out on a Thursday and I'm hoping that by then, when my fake producer boyfriend Tobes listens to this.
He won't be upset in two days we have this salad. So last week we were like, Oh, we'll go and do a big food shop, which we always do. And we bought stuff like a chop salad, you know, like, and it's got all this shit in it. Um, it's really good. Like they do a really good one at chakra Charlie's and it's so young, like it's so, so young, but anyway, we bought all this off like last week and we've kind of had a couple of nights out and a couple of nights where we've like, come home late and we've just done like a slap up dinner and we have LA actually cooked.
And anyway, we had like all the old salad stuff. In the bottom of the fridge. And I was like, I'm not throwing all that shit out. Cause it was like an avocados, like Danish Fetter, like chicken breasts to like putting it, um, cone. You know, solid sheet, solid shit. And I didn't want to throw it all out because what a waste and I hate wasting food.
I hate wasting money. And so he made it an, Oh my God. It was cheap. It wasn't shit. That's horrible. It wasn't shit. But like the tomatoes were all soft, not the cover was all soft and light
Mason Lauder: [00:42:00] all.
Toni Lodge: [00:42:00] Yeah. Yeah. Like it was not his fault, but so I'm just feeling a bit flat after that, you know? And. I actually quite like salad.
I mean, I know that that sounds like something that thin people make up, but I actually quite like salad, but I think I only liked salad. That's got heaps of shit in it, which makes it really bad for you. Like, you know, when you have like a Caesar salad.
Mason Lauder: [00:42:29] Yeah. Just the whole bottle of my,
Toni Lodge: [00:42:31] yeah. But like, you know, when you have a Caesar salad and like it's delicious, but that's because like seize the salad dressing is like, Full fat and the eggs have got all that cholesterol in them and like the crew, tons of bread and baked.
But you know what I mean? Like it's, yeah, it's delicious, but it's like, obviously so bad for you, but it made me think about what maybe my ideal salad would be. And that made me, I think that that is definitely, I don't like solid cause it's healthy because so PJ who I work with. Jason eight, six, nine kiss weekdays every day.
Um, she is like, she's like quite a health nut flux. She's quite health conscious. And like, if we ever go out for breakfast or she orders food or whatever, like she'll always pretty much always get a salad and she'll get like, Uh, spinach and keenwah salad and it will have like roasted shit in it. And like, that's all delicious, like so young, but it's not ever what I would go to at home, but I, but I do like keenwah, I also do love roasted vegetable.
Um, and what else do I like? I love avocado. I love boiled eggs. They have to be soft-boiled though. Um, what else do I like you aren't really, I loves Caesar salad dressing, which makes everything bad for you.
Mason Lauder: [00:43:47] Yeah. I mean, if we, if we go back to earlier episodes, when the cooking tips were a thing. Oh, one of the tips was
Toni Lodge: [00:43:54] to put fruit in the salad, all the fruit in the salad.
Yes.
Mason Lauder: [00:43:58] Fruit in the salad. Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:44:01] But I mean, that just makes it bad for you though, doesn't it? Because then you've got lines full of sugar.
Mason Lauder: [00:44:06] I mean, I don't think fruits,
Toni Lodge: [00:44:09] it's not bad for you, you know, but I'm, I guess I'm saying as bad for you in the same way that like a delicious salad full of shit is bad for you.
Like yeah. It's better than you eating Mackers or, or like, whatever, but is it the best thing you could eat? Probably not. What would your ideal salad be? This is not very interesting, but I find it actually. Let's just do it. Just eating a salad. Yeah. Like not like on the side. Cause that's easy. You can eat whatever.
But like if you were sitting down to eat a salad, but you like had all the shit in front of you.
Mason Lauder: [00:44:42] Hmm. Um, I looked, I last fade
Toni Lodge: [00:44:46] quiz.
Mason Lauder: [00:44:47] I love, um, A great salad minus olives.
Toni Lodge: [00:44:52] Yep.
Mason Lauder: [00:44:53] So you've been the olives
Toni Lodge: [00:44:55] and just fell in
Mason Lauder: [00:44:58] love that. Yeah. Cucumber tomatoes really,
Toni Lodge: [00:45:02] really like big hunks. A cucumber. Yeah. Yeah. Yep.
Oh yeah. That is a good salad actually,
Mason Lauder: [00:45:08] but just the olives, like, wait, we were looking at like, we went to like this fish and chip place that we had that fatigued last night and it was. Yeah. Like the F the photo that they had, I'm just like, let's get a great salad, but the fight that they had just olives all over the top of it, like the photo literally looked like
Toni Lodge: [00:45:26] it was an audiobook.
Mason Lauder: [00:45:27] Yeah, it was. Yeah. And so we didn't get it just because you know how many olives,
Toni Lodge: [00:45:33] olives are expensive, though. You might've been getting value for money. Hmm,
Mason Lauder: [00:45:36] a bit obnoxious to write in like the Uber eats order thing, no olives as well, because then they have to pick it out.
Toni Lodge: [00:45:43] Well, see, that's the thing, I guess it depends on what it is.
If you were saying like on top of a pizza, I think you can say no olives because you assume that it hasn't been made yet, but a salad that they've definitely made like one big fucking. Salad already. And they're just going to ham you up with whatever shit they've got. I really, really want to like olives.
It's one of those foods that I really actually wish I liked, you know, when you're a kid, you're like, ah, I don't like that just cause you don't want to eat it. I actually really wish that I liked olives because they pop up everywhere.
Mason Lauder: [00:46:17] Olive bread.
Toni Lodge: [00:46:18] Oh. And like tap a nod and shit like that. I feel like it's probably really delicious, but I just can't appreciate it.
Mason Lauder: [00:46:27] Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you see people like, just out and about like the city outside of whatever, and they just like got little sticks and just, yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:46:36] Oh, like chili garlic stuffed green olives. That sounds incredible. But I can't enjoy it because I don't want to go. Oops.
Mason Lauder: [00:46:44] Yeah. It's not.
Toni Lodge: [00:46:46] It seems really unfair. I just don't like that.
They've got that like metally taste, which is a real thing. Cause they like they're so deep rooted or whatever, like that, the way that they grow in the ground.
Mason Lauder: [00:46:57] Oh really? Is that why?
Toni Lodge: [00:46:57] Yeah. They've got that like Metallica luck, earthy taste and it tastes good. I just, I really want to like them. Like if I, if they're on a pizza, like black sliced olives, like I'll, I'll eat them, but I can't sit down and like ate olives.
I really wish that I could a green olive. I'm getting close spot. Oh, I've just tried so hard.
I'm really upset. Now. I feel bad for people that like. No, I don't feel bad for them. I'm jealous of people that love always
Mason Lauder: [00:47:33] lucky. Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:47:34] I used to work in a deli and like, they're like a Cole's deli, so they would obviously be olives all the time and you can't Slack pick up and all even eat it if you don't want them.
I mean, you can, but it's pointless.
Ah, sorry. The salad shop. Wasn't very good. Was it? I have another, another food related chat. It's been an, a solid Oh, okay. Awesome. Um, well it's just that LA obviously it's very exciting at the moment that we can like go out and do things that in Melbourne we're allowed to like kind of coffee shops are open, et cetera.
Anyway, and tube's night we went and got. I Vietnamese iced coffee, you know, when they make it with like condensed milk?
Mason Lauder: [00:48:17] Uh, no, no, no. Seen that before.
Toni Lodge: [00:48:19] Oh my God. So when Thompson, Irene, um, they like serve your coffee in the morning, like at the, in a hotel or like if you get it from the street or whatever, they serve it, like it's really thick and tare coffee and they serve it with condensed milk.
Mason Lauder: [00:48:36] What is condensed milk?
Toni Lodge: [00:48:37] Um, ah, so it's like used in cooking and stuff. So it's like really sweet. Ah, what's the actual definition. Let me Google it. Um, I don't know. Well, I don't know how really to explain it, but it's like, um,
Mason Lauder: [00:48:53] well, because I know what it is, but what's in it. Like what, what have they done to get it?
Like it's,
Toni Lodge: [00:48:57] it's it's um, like can condense
Mason Lauder: [00:49:01] the cow's milk, milk water has been removed from it.
Toni Lodge: [00:49:04] Oh, Yeah, right. So you can get sweetened, condensed milk, or just like normal, condensed gel. But anyway, yeah. So it's like, It's yes. Really bad for you anyway, but they do that and we rocked up to this place. So like, we don't live very far away from this straight.
That's like famous for Vietnamese food and fuck. It's like, it's so fucking good. Anyway, we went down there and we were like, yeah, we'll just get a coffee. And the two and two coffees was like $11 now. Like, Oh, um, we don't, we don't take card unless it's.
Mason Lauder: [00:49:45] I don't know,
Toni Lodge: [00:49:46] 2020
Mason Lauder: [00:49:50] is
Toni Lodge: [00:49:50] $20. So it was like a Sunday morning and I was like, okay, like, yeah, fuck.
We'll just, you know, go and get cash. It was like no ITMs anyway. And, um, we're like chatting to this woman. There was, and it was like a restaurant so that we couldn't even like get. And we were like, well, we don't want a big meal right now. We can't order heaps of food or anything anyway. So he ended up getting four coffees.
So we had two coffees each and then literally I sat on the couch, like my eyes, like pinging open, like this, and then could not sleep because I drank all these coffees.
Mason Lauder: [00:50:27] But
Toni Lodge: [00:50:27] you were, there was a minimum. So I think that, um, actually card minimums, uh, Um, what's the word?
What's the word that I want. I thought about this earlier and I thought that's funny and now I can't think of what it is. Oh, that's annoying. We went from the solid to this. That's not good. Is it, um,
Mason Lauder: [00:51:02] like trying to think of your I'm driving instructors name?
Toni Lodge: [00:51:05] Yeah. Fuck. What is her name? Um,
I, the word that I'm thinking of is kind of like, um, he's kind of like duty of care. Kind of, but it's not that, um, having, having an F pass minimum is not safe, but that's not the word that I want. It's not
Mason Lauder: [00:51:47] just saying, just get rid of them.
Toni Lodge: [00:51:49] Yeah. For health and safety reasons.
Mason Lauder: [00:51:53] Yeah. Oh, um,
Toni Lodge: [00:51:58] uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, the way that I'm thinking it's not having an
Mason Lauder: [00:52:05] health and safety,
Toni Lodge: [00:52:07] having an F pass minimum is not,
no, um, it'll come, it'll come. We've got time. Um,
Responsible.
Mason Lauder: [00:52:27] Was it, the word is that all day. Okay, great.
Toni Lodge: [00:52:31] Did you not, do you not think that responsible is because that is
Mason Lauder: [00:52:34] not right? I think that's good. I just, I just, the buildup to yet to responsible was a little bit.
Toni Lodge: [00:52:39] Okay. Well, You could have helped you didn't do anything. All you said was occupational health and safety.
And that's just not what we were talking about at all. I think, I think that having F POS minimum is not socially responsible because you've got people that are trying to buy a coffee that only cost $5 50 and they got to buy two. And then they're up all night.
Mason Lauder: [00:53:11] Great.
Toni Lodge: [00:53:18] Okay. So we read the reviews from the internet.
Mason Lauder: [00:53:25] Yeah. We can read the reviews for the internet.
Toni Lodge: [00:53:34] The podcast just started on such a high with the Dame hood. Do you know what I mean?
Mason Lauder: [00:53:39] I kept it for the end. I got too excited. I wanted to do it at the start.
Toni Lodge: [00:53:43] Yeah. Yeah. That's okay. That's okay. That's all right. Um, I think people we're 17 episodes and I feel like people know what they're signing up for.
Yeah. Oh, I'm so disappointed in myself for this podcast today. This podcast is not socially irresponsible. Okay. Um, every week on this podcast, we read reviews. That have come through on the internet. Um, and we read them out. And if I read out your review and your inside Australia, send me a message and I can send you something fun.
Um, we did try to send nice things to people from overseas, but it costs $40. So we've, we don't do that anymore. And now I'm a lamp.
Mason Lauder: [00:54:32] I know. Yeah, you'd have your own land.
Toni Lodge: [00:54:35] So, um, people are probably going to be like, wow, you can definitely afford to send that. But I can't. Um, Oh, actually though, but if you're in Scotland, we'll give you, we'll give you the address to the, um, the plot of land.
Mason Lauder: [00:54:50] Yeah. Great.
Toni Lodge: [00:54:51] And you can go and take a photo of it with us. A photo, hang on a photo with it, for us, a photo with, for us so that we can see it because we can't say it. Um, and COVID hashtag travel ban. So we definitely can't go at the moment and the podcast collaborators, there's just no way that they're going to pay for us to go to Scotland.
You know what I mean?
Mason Lauder: [00:55:13] Well, yeah, I mean, before that, it'd be great. If we could update it to a bigger plot size as well.
Toni Lodge: [00:55:19] So we could actually stand on that.
Mason Lauder: [00:55:21] Yeah. Because I mean, it is one chick tiny bit. It'd be nice if we could both stand in there. At the same time.
Toni Lodge: [00:55:29] Okay. I can't even be rude because you bought it for me.
So I can't be mean, but if you hear review, make sure that you message us on Instagram so that you can say basically, and I know that I've said this every week, but I have not sent any mass buyers about eight weeks. So fuck. It's my fault.
Mason Lauder: [00:55:53] The hopefully
Toni Lodge: [00:55:55] yeah, I am. Okay. Great. I am I am I, am I, am I, am I am.
Um, I, I am. No, I am because they are like little screenshots in my phone
Mason Lauder: [00:56:18] to an album.
Toni Lodge: [00:56:19] Oh, that's a good idea. No, I didn't do that. No way in God's green planet that I did that. No. Okay. Uh, Oh,
Mason Lauder: [00:56:28] I can't implement that,
Toni Lodge: [00:56:31] man. Okay. Um, this first review is an international review from Jody. Hi, Jody. Um, Oh, great Britain. Oh, she's in Scotland.
So smart of you. You've done so much smart stuff today. And from everybody will be able to tell that I am not on today because of the solid chat and then the hedgehog chat and also the coffee chat. And it took me like 15 minutes to remember the word responsible. So like I'm incredibly impressed at you today.
I'll send you a Mars bar when I get around. I embarrassingly. Hi, Jody. Um, get edge. No, that's not. Um, top of the morning to honor. It's Irish. Um, um, hello? Hello. We last there. Hello Jordan. That's that's Scottish. That was Scotty shy.
Mason Lauder: [00:57:36] Yeah. Well,
Toni Lodge: [00:57:37] I mean, it's not Billy Connolly.
Mason Lauder: [00:57:40] I actually, I, she got like, um, bore at vibes from the start of it there.
Toni Lodge: [00:57:44] Hello, wee Lassie. That sounds Scottish.
Mason Lauder: [00:57:47] Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:57:48] Hello. We lost it.
Mason Lauder: [00:57:51] Anyway,
Toni Lodge: [00:57:52] it doesn't fucking matter. I can't do it. I embarrassingly only a hello Jordan on I did it again. Fuck it off. Hi Jody. I embarrassingly only started venturing into the world of podcasts at the side of lockdown in Scotland. We own land there in March.
I discovered one trick, Tony Toni, one trick lady, Tony. Um, Oh, we should change the podcast home to one trip. Tony. Uh, I discovered one trick Tony a few months ago and I've been obsessed with it ever since. Oh, jokes. It's full of natural humor. And I love how Tony talks every day about unfiltered life stuff.
Thanks for being so relatable and hilarious. I look forward to the podcast every week. Oh, thank you, Jodi. Oh, okay. The
Mason Lauder: [00:58:34] next,
Toni Lodge: [00:58:34] the next one is from Samantha. Would you like to rate this one?
Mason Lauder: [00:58:40] Yeah. Okay.
Toni Lodge: [00:58:41] Oh, you don't have to, do you have a problem with Samantha?
Mason Lauder: [00:58:44] No, no, no, no. I think it's a lovely review from
Toni Lodge: [00:58:46] Samantha, Samantha
Mason Lauder: [00:58:48] refreshing and positively hilarious
Toni Lodge: [00:58:51] God,
Mason Lauder: [00:58:52] Tony and pace in a truly
Toni Lodge: [00:58:54] riff.
Yeah,
that's
Mason Lauder: [00:58:57] truly refreshingly real and funny, tiny your original and extremely funny, or you are original and extremely funny with your one-liners listening always makes me smile. If you ever do a live show, I will totally be there. Hey, yes. I want to be a friend.
Toni Lodge: [00:59:14] Oh, thanks, Samantha. Sorry. That Payson was so rude to my new friend.
All right. This last one is called. This cold is from L Barnes. Laura I've decided her name is I instantly clicked with, I don't know if that's her name, I'm just deciding that. Um, I instantly clicked with Tony's humor when I heard her review being read out on the, is it just me? Podcasts are our friends, the Mitch's Mitch is it just me?
You can subscribe on Apple podcasts to there. Um, to their podcast and I actually did a crossover episode with them. So make sure you listen to that and check it out. If you have time, I know you fucking got time. Everyone's locked down. Um, heard a review being read out on the, is it just me podcast and knew I had to check out one trick.
Tony. I look forward to Thursdays gracing us with a new podcast of quality content. Oh my God. Thank you, Laura. Loving all the Perth and WIA references that make their way into each episode in the great banter between Tony and paisan. I talked about WWI a lot today. Can definitely also vouch for how good honeycomb gold rush express keys are.
I talked about those like a few weeks ago, because at dome this like really horrible chain, not horrible, this chain cafe in Perth, I talked about that drink from there and they're, they're really fucking good. Thanks, Laura. I don't know if your name is like slower. Um, So if you love the podcast or if you hide it, it's up to you, um, or is it up to me?
Is it my duty of care to make sure people love this
Mason Lauder: [01:00:44] life care? Is that the word that you're looking for?
Toni Lodge: [01:00:46] No, it wasn't. It was our responsibility, I think is fine. Um, If you love it, or if you don't and you would like to leave a review, you can review on Apple podcasts in literally any country and we'll see it.
Um, or, um, on the Facebook page at one, ah, not at 120 there's no at on Facebook. Is there quite a goose, um, or on the Facebook page? Ideally set out again. Uh, one trick Tony, on Facebook, you can review the podcast or man, um, or you can just send us a message, but I won't read that out and you won't get them Asper.
Um, Oh, an email. Oh, that's so long.
Mason Lauder: [01:01:30] It's quite a long email.
Toni Lodge: [01:01:32] Oh, that is really long. I'm not going ride that out. But, um, those shout out to Steph from the UK. Um, that's so, so sweet of you. Oh, that's I will actually fully read that and I will email you backstep cause that's so, so kind, and it's really, really long.
Oh, ah, basically all it boils down to is that I'm very funny. So I just let you, ah, just let you guys know that I'm just so funny was basically what she said. So if you, if you would like to email and say that I'm really funny, you can, um, hi, at one trick, tony.com. Um, I have nothing else just to say, and it is evident by the caliber of content on this week's episode of the podcast.
Um, our podcast is old enough to drive, but I'm not old enough to drive this content. Anyway, just came up with that then. Maybe I'm coming back. Should we do another hour? Just kidding. We're not doing that. Um, but next week on the show, so we're going to have maybe do it this week. And then I was like, Oh, I don't know if when you shot.
Um, but next week we're going to do another Q and a. So like only a couple of episodes into the podcast. I think it was maybe episode. Four or five sites so early, uh, we did like a little Q and a, I put like a question box up on Instagram. Um, so I'll do that again over the weekend, so it can have a think of some questions.
If you've got anything you really want to know. I really want to ask me nothing's too private. Um, And we'll do that next week. Doesn't that sound fun. Okay, cool. Um, all right, well, uh, if you want to message on Instagram at one trick Tony show, and you can find all the information to email and call, we don't have a phone number, um, send gifts, everything.
Um, and Oh, is there anything else I have to say? No that's enough for today, actually I've given you more than enough. Um, and not any of it was great. Sorry. Um, thank you so much for listening to episode 17. Um, love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.
Mason Lauder: [01:03:43] Thanks Sean.
Toni Lodge: [01:03:46] Should we respond?
Thank you so much for listening. See you next week, Lafayette.
Mason Lauder: [01:03:51] See ya.