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- February 10, 2021
Toni chats about feedback on the podcast and her feelings about it, her love for craft, Coke Zero in New Zealand, and the Scattergories game is back!
On today’s show:
- OTT Feedback and reflection
- Coke Zero update from New Zealand
- Scattergories game
- Junior footy
- Toni has been eating bananas
This podcast is produced by BIG MEDIA COMPANY.
Toni Lodge: [00:00:00] Hello, welcome to one-trick Tony, a podcast where you can forget about your own problems and think about mine instead. Um, today we are recording episode 21, so it's technically seasoned too. But it's episode 21. Cause it makes us sound more impressive. If we say there's 21 episodes of season two people like, wow, is it the 21st episode of season two all together.
And I don't know. Um, I'm with Josh again, right? Hello, welcome. Thank you. Uh,
Josh Janssen: [00:00:31] I forgot my laptop
Toni Lodge: [00:00:32] again. I was going to bring that up, like literally right now that you still didn't have something to
Josh Janssen: [00:00:36] go with. Do you have my laptop
Toni Lodge: [00:00:39] now? This is my space. Great. That's
Josh Janssen: [00:00:42] annoying. Do you bring, do you bring a note pad to every meeting you go to.
Toni Lodge: [00:00:46] Yeah, a hundred percent. Sorry. It's got a notebook and my phone and generally a glass of water.
Josh Janssen: [00:00:53] Yes. And you brought your entire, I have a book here and you have a whole
Toni Lodge: [00:00:59] glass water bottle. Yes. Well, so last week I had that soda straight. Oh, that's loud to put back down. Okay. That's better. Last week I had the soda stream water bottle, but that's in my bag of swimming stuff.
How's the swimming going? Um, I have not, as you would know, because we're friends on Apple fitness, I haven't been, well,
Josh Janssen: [00:01:17] maybe you didn't activate,
Toni Lodge: [00:01:20] like, what's the point in working out. If you don't do that. Like you walk to work every day and that's part of your, and didn't you tell me once that you, when you bought a bike that you were friends on that, what what's it called?
Relo Strava. And that you activated it, um, for bike rides down the street and Hamish Blake said, mate, that's really embarrassing. You shouldn't do that for three kilometers. It's probably not necessary. Say, I feel like. Everything should be celebrated. Maybe that speaks more about how I was brought up. Mum and dad were like, celebrate the small wins.
It's all I get
Josh Janssen: [00:01:56] it. Right. Maybe we could start on that. And that's cause Strava, or I guess is a bit of competition to it. But if we started an app called like participation, so it's like everything counts. Well, there, there was the social media app called parlor. W which that was the one that, um, was sort of more open.
They got in a bunch of trouble because of a lot of the, sort of the riots and stuff. We're part of, because people were typing, writing things on there. Anyway. Can you do your baby impersonation?
Toni Lodge: [00:02:26] Yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:02:33] And that's a reminder to leave a review. And if you leave a review, we write it out on the shower.
Toni Lodge: [00:02:38] Yes. Oh, we're making that a thing. Welcome to one trick. Josh, a podcast where Josh is deciding everything
Josh Janssen: [00:02:45] I stone you'll cry. Anytime you cry. I think it's
Toni Lodge: [00:02:49] funny. Save up all your
You're actually a really good singer. Yeah, I know. Um, Oh, and also along with the reviews thing, um, you can watch this on YouTube. Hi. Um, essentially the one, um, note that you gave me, the Caroline, um, is it's like being on like a late show is humming in they're like one, two, three, all the cameras like that's great.
Yeah. Camera one, camera two camera three, camera four, camera five. And I went back to too. You
Josh Janssen: [00:03:29] have the dice?
Toni Lodge: [00:03:31] Yes. Um, so last week, um, I did a movie game that everyone, no one liked him. Um, and then we did a little bit of a survey on our Instagram stories, which you can watch out for, um, every Friday night. Or potentially Sunday night, we haven't really, we're just playing fast and loose.
That's why the way like it. Yeah. Um, they decided they, you, um, decided that we would do the Scattergories game. People liked it. I thought they hated it. Yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:04:04] I mean, so the idea is you roll the dice, it lands on a Lesher, and then we have to say something with that letter. That's on a
Toni Lodge: [00:04:15] thing. Well, not well, so.
Josh Janssen: [00:04:20] I don't have a very
Toni Lodge: [00:04:20] good memory. Well, neither do I, because I can't remember if I did it according to the official Scattergories lists or if we just bought, we could just do it like, Oh, um, countries starting with blah or whatever I thought you did last year,
Josh Janssen: [00:04:38] we could do monopoly.
Toni Lodge: [00:04:39] What's ha how would we do monopoly?
Josh Janssen: [00:04:43] Just play the game.
Toni Lodge: [00:04:47] Look, you're really rushing me through this. This is not normally the pace that I would go too fast. Yeah. Okay. Um, no, but now you've set up the Scattergories game, so it would just do it.
Josh Janssen: [00:05:00] And so should we pick a theme? Yeah,
Toni Lodge: [00:05:03] I do. I can say that.
Josh Janssen: [00:05:05] Sorry. I thought it would have been
Toni Lodge: [00:05:08] sexual or
Josh Janssen: [00:05:09] otherwise? No, I do have an erection, but that's got nothing to do with,
Toni Lodge: [00:05:16] um,
Josh Janssen: [00:05:18] I just thought I would explain the, for the listeners what's going on,
Toni Lodge: [00:05:22] but I can do that.
And also we were just, you know, chatting. Manually backwards and forwards. And then you're like, okay, the Scattergories game. Okay. Review the podcast. I understand that as one of the collaborators, you have a certain personal interest in people reviewing it. So that way money.
Josh Janssen: [00:05:46] Well, the reviews like reviews don't change. The, the, uh,
Toni Lodge: [00:05:50] surely it means something
Josh Janssen: [00:05:52] it's a good
Toni Lodge: [00:05:53] social proof, right? So it's like, um, when you go to buy something and someone said fits perfect, or. Um, Oh, I've used wine for 20 years. You go, Oh, I'm going to invest in that. We're asking people to invest an hour into something that they need to see that other people like it.
Um, you know how sometimes you have those weeks where you just are like, why am I doing this? Not like life in like a really, yeah. Do you know what I mean? I feel like I've really had that the last week. I was like, why am I doing this podcast?
Josh Janssen: [00:06:27] Yeah. I mean, I feel
Toni Lodge: [00:06:29] like we have a contract.
Josh Janssen: [00:06:32] I know, I know. I think everyone's feeling a bit of that.
Even if you don't have a podcast,
Toni Lodge: [00:06:36] I read a thing. Um, well, if you don't have a podcast, suck my boss.
Josh Janssen: [00:06:41] No, it's the mercury retrograde thing.
Toni Lodge: [00:06:46] Sure.
Josh Janssen: [00:06:48] What's what my girlfriend said. She sent me a star on today on which says, it's just about how are we going? And so
Toni Lodge: [00:06:56] tell me one about what,
Josh Janssen: [00:07:01] uh, well, I'm a Virgo because your September Embry is born on May 12th.
Toni Lodge: [00:07:07] Uh, so she's what Taurus, I don't know. I don't really know. I'm a Sagittarius and told my fake producer boyfriend's a Leo. So both fire signs. Yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:07:19] As a Sagittarius also a spider.
Toni Lodge: [00:07:22] No, no, it's a cental. I don't
Josh Janssen: [00:07:25] know anything about, are there spiders? No, I can just imagine. Okay.
Toni Lodge: [00:07:29] I think so the thing that I read is that there's a thing.
Um, well it was like really high brow literary, um, insight from me, but it was a pedestrian article and it was, um, do you really hate your job or do you have the new year's blues? And I didn't really know that that was like a thing that other people experienced, but I guess like, cause you've spent three weeks off for some people that are lucky or like teachers have like eight weeks off, whatever.
And you're either like seeing your family and in Australia, especially, you're like seeing your friends and family it's summer it's Christmas. It's new year. So everyone's deciding that they want to lose weight. They want to put on weight. They want to cuddle a hair off, get fucking whatever. So maybe it is just that, like your body's re your race setting.
You're like, I need to do more.
Josh Janssen: [00:08:21] Yeah. Do you think it's that? Well, and so it's just the podcast or in general.
Toni Lodge: [00:08:29] I guess the podcast mainly because it's purely something that I do because I like good. What about swimming? This swimming I should do. Cause I eat. It's really fun, but then I'm like, it's not more fun than podcasts. This they're so different.
Josh Janssen: [00:08:52] You don't think so? Um, I guess, I mean, I'm not much of a
Toni Lodge: [00:08:55] swimmer. But one's like an artistic hobby and money's a hobby that like gets me out of the house and gets me doing something that I like can't do at home, I guess. But I just, I think that, I guess anybody that is like trying to get somewhere as in, like, I would love to be a podcast live full time or whatever, like not an Instagram influencer or something, but, you know, being.
Like a Canadian or something. Yes. Thank you. Um, And because that's what I would like really loves to do. I'm like really passionate about that. And, um, yes. Thank you. And as a Sagittarius as well, I'm just like, ah, come the fuck on like hurry.
Josh Janssen: [00:09:40] So Sagittarius means that you're impatient.
Toni Lodge: [00:09:42] Well, I don't know if I can blame my terrible personality.
Yeah. All sorry for hitting you with my car Torres. That's funny. We should make that a video. Jay Bay ran it down.
Josh Janssen: [00:09:54] Yeah, it's a real. That's fine.
Toni Lodge: [00:09:57] Yeah. So that's how we know that we've made it. We've got other people that we can be like, Oh, cut this. Oh, do that. And so was having some water, cause I'm sorry.
Can you hear that? I'm parched. No, you know what I noticed on the video pause though, you know, what I noticed on the video last week is that my lips looked so dry and I was so embarrassed, but that's like a real
Josh Janssen: [00:10:18] look.
I think JJ had, did have, has. Dry lips. Like, that's a thing, isn't
Toni Lodge: [00:10:28] it? Oh, God, it just made me look like how's Paul.
Josh Janssen: [00:10:30] I think I'm Hailey Bieber has dry lips. Oh,
Toni Lodge: [00:10:34] good on it. No, I don't know. I'm not really like a celeb gal.
Josh Janssen: [00:10:41] So you haven't watched the doco about Brittany Spears framing, Brittany?
Toni Lodge: [00:10:45] No, I haven't. But, um, On the radio show that I work on.
Jason, PJ, we were, we did talk about it today. Um, yes. Um, it's just on YouTube. Hey, so you could, you could watch it by new, like watching YouTube. So yeah. Yeah, I think it
Josh Janssen: [00:11:00] was, um, it's on Hulu in the U S so I had to find a interesting way to say it, but if it's on YouTube, that's great. That's great. Framing, Brittany, do
Toni Lodge: [00:11:11] you want to Google it?
I don't have a computer.
Josh Janssen: [00:11:15] Okay. And so what's in your hand, Tony.
Toni Lodge: [00:11:18] Oh, wait.
Josh Janssen: [00:11:21] No, I was just asking a question
Toni Lodge: [00:11:23] we're finished with my fucking philosophical. Don't know why we're doing this podcast chat. Oh, no. I thought we
Josh Janssen: [00:11:28] could talk about that waltz. We do this category.
Toni Lodge: [00:11:31] You can't talk while you're doing this categories.
Cause it's, there's like a timer and it's like high stress game.
Josh Janssen: [00:11:36] I was watching a parenting video, like how to parent. Which I'm not planning on having kids, but it's just good to know this stuff. Luckily we're in a couple, it's very, very
Toni Lodge: [00:11:46] lucky. We're on the same page.
Josh Janssen: [00:11:50] Uh, when you're having hard conversations with your kids, take them for a drive.
Toni Lodge: [00:11:55] Oh, luckily Tobes not having kids cause he can't drive.
Josh Janssen: [00:11:59] Oh, that'd be Oh no, you would just do the driving class. Yup. But um, it helps having hard conversations because you don't have to look in the eyes sort of
Toni Lodge: [00:12:09] casual. Oh, yeah, I get it. Like your hands are busy, but your mind is free. Like when you're driving, you know?
Oh, Oh, my God. Did you hear what I just said? No. When your hands are free, your hands are busy, but your mind is free. Like when you're driving,
Josh Janssen: [00:12:23] right? Yeah. And
Toni Lodge: [00:12:26] hands busy. But my mom does free just sitting here with my baby. Yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:12:32] Having a hard chat chat. Dah, dah, dah.
Toni Lodge: [00:12:36] Yeah. That's just the Mexican
Josh Janssen: [00:12:40] chapter conversations.
Yeah. It would, would be good too. Um, I Jack posted that on his podcast, which was coming up with a song at the end of each episode, it's a pain in the ass. And so, um, yeah, the, the idea is you sit next to them, you start talking. So it's like, Oh,
Toni Lodge: [00:13:00] and that's a safe space as well. Cause there's like, when you're in a car, you're like, the doors are shot and you're just like, Oh, it's like your own world.
Josh Janssen: [00:13:08] Do you lock the door when you driving?
Toni Lodge: [00:13:11] As soon as I get in the car, lock the doors.
Josh Janssen: [00:13:13] So Jess who I work with, she doesn't lock the door because her pop said that she won't be able to get out if she's had a car accident.
Toni Lodge: [00:13:22] Why that is probably the truth in like older cars, like
Josh Janssen: [00:13:26] Mercedes and shit, they just fucking shut them.
So they lock themselves.
Toni Lodge: [00:13:30] I think it's probably true for like older cars, but newer cars now with like central looking. Cause as soon as you pull the. The inside door lever on like the driver's side door opens, you know, like how, like, even if the doors are locked, it would just open up, I'd say with older cars where you had the light bolt lock, we had to like slam it down on the side.
I mean, I'm not a fucking mechanic, but that's what I imagined.
Josh Janssen: [00:13:53] Yeah. But I just think you're more likely to get a car jacked than you are. Yeah. Then you are having your car tip over and not being able to get out. And surely that's where the Georgia, why they use the jaws of life.
Toni Lodge: [00:14:06] I actually think the jaws of life are, if the car is crashed, they put the jaws of life in an open them and it actually crushes the car.
Yeah. I don't think it's to open the doors. I mean, maybe they've got a different jaws of life for that. I'm pretty sure it's if the car is crushed. Okay. Um, Well, I'm really happy to be here. Let's play.
Josh Janssen: [00:14:33] You don't want to do the podcast
Toni Lodge: [00:14:34] anymore. It's not that I don't want to do the podcast. I think I just had one of those weeks where I was like, why am I doing it well?
Josh Janssen: [00:14:44] what did you come up with?
Toni Lodge: [00:14:45] Well, I'm here. So, no, I love it. And it's, it was not that I didn't want to do it, but I was like, maybe people don't
Josh Janssen: [00:14:53] what do you want to get out of it?
Toni Lodge: [00:14:55] Mm, I guess I'm hoping what will happen to me is what happened to Abby and Alana who created broad city. And they were just making like online episodes of their show, broad city, like really short ones.
And Amy Poehler found that. And then she funded their whole show. And now,
Josh Janssen: [00:15:11] so yeah, I haven't heard of it. Broad
Toni Lodge: [00:15:13] city. It's like my favorite show,
Josh Janssen: [00:15:15] really? Netflix or
Toni Lodge: [00:15:16] something or no, it's like an independent thing, but it's on Stan. If you're in Australia and you haven't watched broad city it's on Stan.
Josh Janssen: [00:15:25] If you watch the circus.
Toni Lodge: [00:15:27] No. Oh, I'll just Mike, did you hear my throat? Sorry. It like, it goes like Aurora, like a dog that doesn't really know what's going on.
Josh Janssen: [00:15:39] And so it's like a scripted
Toni Lodge: [00:15:40] thing. Yeah. It's like two girls and they're like young feminist. Is that Jewish so hard to
Josh Janssen: [00:15:46] be
Toni Lodge: [00:15:47] found like that though? Yeah, I know.
Josh Janssen: [00:15:49] What's uh, do you enjoy the process?
Like if you just had the podcast and nothing happened, would you still
Toni Lodge: [00:15:55] do it? Yeah. Cause I find it really fun, but I think, you know, when you just have those times when you're like, Oh yeah. Is fun enough.
Josh Janssen: [00:16:04] Do you feel like if you were at work and you weren't feeling good at work, do you think you could say to your work mates?
I think I'm done
Toni Lodge: [00:16:15] with the podcast or with my job with your job? Um, if I had like financial security. Like, because you don't just work for money, you work to like fulfill yourself and stuff. And if I had a job that like, wasn't fulfilling me and I didn't feel good about it, but I had like financial support, like I had saved enough money or whatever, then I would, I would happily walk away from something.
Josh Janssen: [00:16:42] you say, like if you weren't feeling happy at work, would you just randomly sido a work mate or like your boss or it was like, I'm like really hating this. And would you be worried that there'd be consequences? No,
Toni Lodge: [00:16:54] I'd probably say, yeah, I probably wouldn't say I'm really hiding this. I'd be like, Oh, I'm just like, not feeling good about this at the moment.
Or I'm feeling like I'm not feeling very inspired or worded in a more wonky way. Sure. But wouldn't, you. Like, so you own a business. Would you turn to your business partner and say like, fuck, I hate this. Yeah,
Josh Janssen: [00:17:24] no, I think I said, I say, uh, just feeling a bit, uh, but I, like, I wonder, like when you have employees, you don't want to be too sort of, you don't want to be like, I'm fucking done with this, like freak out, but also people like,
Toni Lodge: [00:17:44] am I going to have a job?
Josh Janssen: [00:17:46] Like it's so tempting, just like having your own business, you still have all the same dreams of like, Oh, maybe like how cool would it be to
Toni Lodge: [00:17:54] like travel or to like all of a sudden be rich or to not have to worry about paying the rent on the office to just like work here. Yeah. Being like a full-blown minimalist, I guess.
All hobbies and jobs have those aspects, but I guess it's just really hard to not think about it. And what's that, what's that notification that just came up clubhouse. Oh, what's that? Oh, you know about clubhouse? Yeah. Do the up and coming the next big social media. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want an invite?
Josh Janssen: [00:18:23] Yeah. So follow Tony on clubhouse.
Your username is
Toni Lodge: [00:18:28] hopefully it's Tony lodge. Yeah. Because on Tik TOK, my username it's fucking so frustrating. So on every single thing, my username is tiny launch, but on Tik TOK, it's tiny dot lodge because Tony lodge was taken.
Josh Janssen: [00:18:41] Not Tony tutees.
Toni Lodge: [00:18:42] No, that's, that's a whole different can of worms for another annoying username you have.
Yes, it is. It looks like it
Josh Janssen: [00:18:50] only fence
Toni Lodge: [00:18:52] tiny electric today. Um, the same with the one trick Tony Instagram, obviously it would, we would ideally have one trick Tony, but somebody else has that. So, um, and she wouldn't respond to our death threats, so we had to change it to a hundred Tony show last minute.
Don't follow her. Make sure. Oh, no, of course not. Sorry. That was that attempt at humor.
Josh Janssen: [00:19:15] Have you seen a.
Toni Lodge: [00:19:18] Fuck with cats. Yes, I have my God, I couldn't sleep. And then I had to call, um, Jain from work to pick me up. It's a good
Josh Janssen: [00:19:26] thought
Toni Lodge: [00:19:26] from, for work. Yeah, it is good. It's on Netflix. Chicken. Netflix would sponsor us.
No, I watch a lot of TV. Stan would be great because it's an Australian owned and to prize binge. Benj. Yeah. Yeah. Actually binge Bunge, Bunge. Um, I'm watching. Um,
Josh Janssen: [00:19:53] can, I guess, let's say on the count of three, one, two, three time
Toni Lodge: [00:19:58] tiger
Josh Janssen: [00:19:58] woods has
Toni Lodge: [00:19:59] a documentary. I wouldn't watch that cause he's a fucking camp easy though.
Josh Janssen: [00:20:02] Sorry. Oh, you can't say the C word tigers. All right.
Toni Lodge: [00:20:06] Um, no, I didn't really like cheat on his wife and like, like totally disrespect, heaps of sex workers only
Josh Janssen: [00:20:13] saying the first step,
the first step, it sort of he's dad pressured him a lot to become
Toni Lodge: [00:20:24] a good golfer. Oh, well then don't worry about it. He didn't mean to do it cause his dad forced him to fuck off. He I'm
Josh Janssen: [00:20:32] sorry.
Toni Lodge: [00:20:35] Well, I just remember, Oh, the thing
he's podcast had terrible reviews, getting terrible reviews. Um, the show that I was talking about is called making it it's Nick Offerman and Amy Poehler. Um, no, it's like a, um, competition show and there's like eight people who lost all made up. It's a competition show.
Josh Janssen: [00:21:01] When you say it's a competition. Oh, you
Toni Lodge: [00:21:03] mean like a like master chef?
All eight people love craft. Um, and they just make craft every episode craft as craft, like papier-mache, they work with felt woodwork, everything. And, um, there's a rise of a hundred thousand dollars.
Josh Janssen: [00:21:21] Making craft is an American phrase. Isn't it? Like we don't say, have you ever said making crafts
Toni Lodge: [00:21:28] a lot making crime?
Yeah, like I was making craft, but it doesn't, it doesn't sound right though. He does it cause craft. I was crafting, I was doing arts and crafts. I was I'm so dry.
Josh Janssen: [00:21:41] It's just drinking more water. It's like the word aesthetic people have started saying art that's is that's aesthetic. It's like, um, what sort of aesthetic?
I think that's like the new kids are
Toni Lodge: [00:21:55] saying that. Yeah, I guess the way that, like, for a while people said that's boss. Kind of the same thing at deeds, not a whole sentence, but you understand it. Um, I have been watching this craft show and I really like crafted. You talked about before. Um, and what's your favorite craft shop?
Um, Oh, I really like spotlight, which is probably like a real basic answer. But I do really like spotlight fabrics, but they have a whole range of,
Josh Janssen: [00:22:27] do you have a club card?
Toni Lodge: [00:22:29] Yes. Yes. I'm a VIP spotlight member. That's good. Did they do delivery? They do. Yeah. It's kind of, you've got to buy a lot of stuff to make the delivery worth it.
So it's a bit like cheeky. It's like, Oh, I better buy heaps of shit. Yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:22:45] I feel like it's one of those things that you'd want in store.
Toni Lodge: [00:22:49] If you were like, Making a dress or something thing. Yeah. You'd probably like want to look at the fabric first and make sure it was what you're after and that kind of thing.
Like, I probably wouldn't buy fabric for the first time online if I was making something out of it. But for like other stuff is, is fine. I feel
Josh Janssen: [00:23:09] like a contact tracing. There's been a lot of people that have gone to Bunnings. Did you realize fundings was
Toni Lodge: [00:23:15] that well, Bunnings is one of those things. Bunnings is aesthetic now
Josh Janssen: [00:23:19] isn't it?
Yeah, but you can buy a Bunnings hat like
Toni Lodge: [00:23:23] you work there. Yeah. Well, we have the broad brimmed Bunnings hats, because they're huge. They're massive. So they're really good flats for the beach and stuff. Um, and. For Easter parades. I always buy a Bunning's hat and create it from that
Josh Janssen: [00:23:37] deliver. Like that became a cool thing.
Owning a deliverer jacket. Yeah. So it's like, it's like wearing. It's like wearing brands as if you work at these places. So there's a big sort of black market in like McDonald's uniforms and you sort of wear it like, ha ha. Look at me, I'm all fashioned. And I don't even work there.
Toni Lodge: [00:24:02] It's almost like a big fucking thing.
I actually have a desk job. Yeah. Yeah. I just don't really understand it.
Josh Janssen: [00:24:09] Yeah. Someone that just goes and buys like a, um, uh, is, is your back. Okay.
Toni Lodge: [00:24:14] Yeah, no, I'm fine. Sorry. Scapulas yeah, it's the lumbar support, I think. Cause I have to sit quite far forward. Cause I'm so tiny. The um, Oh, my breast is just knocked out.
Josh Janssen: [00:24:25] I just want to get comfortable the
Toni Lodge: [00:24:27] comfier. I feel like we're not comfy. Um, the ideally I would do, that's
Josh Janssen: [00:24:35] a lot of headroom and you're not in focus.
Toni Lodge: [00:24:38] I wonder if I just start like this,
Josh Janssen: [00:24:40] it's not good. You have to watch a YouTube video guys. Um, Okay. And so the crafts
Toni Lodge: [00:24:49] laughed, wished that I could do more craft, but I don't like doing, is it a pointless?
Josh Janssen: [00:24:54] if you took it, if you did a job
Toni Lodge: [00:24:56] that was around them, what job is that Tobes suggested? Maybe if I made things for Etsy, but I don't have anything to make. That would be any better than anyone else could do. I'm not that good at it. I just really like it. I love turning on me, hot glue gun.
That's why I love Christmas. Cause I make all my own like centerpieces for table stuff. The, um,
Josh Janssen: [00:25:15] the hot glue gun director, and most people are a hot glue gun. I hope
Toni Lodge: [00:25:20] so.
Josh Janssen: [00:25:21] Really? Yeah. Brie and I, my girlfriend and I don't. Yeah,
Toni Lodge: [00:25:25] well, I'm not surprised by that, but I just find that they come in, um, the,
Josh Janssen: [00:25:30] uh, Hey tiger.
Toni Lodge: [00:25:32] Hi, I actually love, hi Todd. I've got a limited Ryan jet with flex. Um, but they also,
Josh Janssen: [00:25:40] for Easter that it comes with craft things. So you can make like baskets and things and they suggest hot. Hot glue gun to use. Oh my God. Which it's like full craft, if you want to. Yeah. I love
Toni Lodge: [00:25:52] to craft. I live to craft
Josh Janssen: [00:25:55] short.
Maybe you could do an influencer, like Instagram post about it using the hug.
Toni Lodge: [00:25:59] Yeah. Cause I would, I would do that. Let's get Brian a chat to her about it. Yeah, I know it was for the audience. Oh, brain. I you'll girlfriend brain with friends, probably close personal friends on set. We do. Yeah. But you and I FaceTime.
Yeah. Close personal friends. Oh, wait. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Um, the other thing that I did want to bring up is that last week we talked quite extensively about Coke, zero. Yes. And I had, uh, uh, and on online friends and use Zealand, New Zealand listener, uh, Kate, Katie, Katie, Katie. Um, no more information on her Instagram, just as Katie.
Um, and she said in New Zealand, they stopped making Coke zero and started making Coke, no sugar, but apparently everybody flipped their load. And now they might both. Yeah, I could not be more serious. So this is she's sent me seven photos. She said, she said, Oh, I'll, um, I'll send you the recipes. I'll let you know what the thing is.
Yeah. And I was like, yes, please send them. She said, should I send them to the PO box? And I was like, babe, no, just Hemi photos done. You don't have no bugs. No. Cause imagine how much that would cost you. I remember when I send that thing to England and it was $30. Yeah. Come on credit cards.
Yeah, God, I spent $30 on sending that and they gave me a Google home mini
Josh Janssen: [00:27:35] fuck. How many, like we did last week, I got a Google home mini.
Toni Lodge: [00:27:45] I got a free Google home mini with my space, gray MacBook pro one terabyte fusion drive. Okay. Anyway, so
Josh Janssen: [00:27:52] you might, how you got to our fish and chips shop and sometimes you get an extra potato.
Okay. I got a fucking extra Google mini. I'm not even joking
Toni Lodge: [00:28:00] or a coffee shop, heaps of times in around they stamp your card and they give you a free copy at the end of my
Josh Janssen: [00:28:09] I,
Toni Lodge: [00:28:09] um, you know, when your Gran makes a plum pudding at Christmas and you look for the penny on these side, beat into mine. That was good.
Josh Janssen: [00:28:21] Good. I'll do one more.
Toni Lodge: [00:28:26] And, you know, when you buy a car and you hope that there's a CD in the Speedway fly off a lot, but he might be good.
Josh Janssen: [00:28:34] Like how quickly? Yeah, just give me 10 seconds just to think of one. I, um,
Toni Lodge: [00:28:44] I, um,
Josh Janssen: [00:28:46] There'll be something about
Toni Lodge: [00:28:48] yeah. And unexpected and
Josh Janssen: [00:28:50] some of them, some of the too obvious. Yeah. Oh no. Why was. I was cleaning out the couch, overdose, Google home mini that's dumb. Isn't it? Yeah. Just in between the Google home mini, where else would you find one? Well,
Toni Lodge: [00:29:03] Katie sent us three bottles of
Okay. Um, so she sent this top photo, which, um, as you'll be able to see is zero. So there's a diet, Coca Cola, Coca Cola, no sugar. And Coca-Cola zero all lined up in the same fridge. So they actively stock all three. Then there is a picture of just Coca Cola, no sugar, which is she's really gone. And that's quite a good deal, actually $3 99.
What's that is that 1.25.
It's a bottle. Okay. So, and then she sent the, um,
The backlog, the nutritional information, et cetera. So for Coke, zero, this is in New Zealand. So it might be different everywhere. I know that you're all gagging to know. Um, what would you like to know? Like the sugar content
Josh Janssen: [00:30:03] quickly or the other day I got nuggets and I wanted a sweet and sour sauce. And instead of the sweet and sour sauce, there was a Google home mini.
Toni Lodge: [00:30:14] The other day I ordered deliver and they said John cutlery. And I was like, nah, like, do you want a Google?
Josh Janssen: [00:30:21] Yeah. Often bought with a chicken supply.
Toni Lodge: [00:30:26] You liked this lodge chips. You'll love the Google mini.
Josh Janssen: [00:30:30] Would you like aioli tomato sauce or Google home?
Toni Lodge: [00:30:34] Do you want sugar? And he called me or did you just want to it to me?
Josh Janssen: [00:30:38] Um, what sort of almond milk do you have? Um, we have the Google home.
Toni Lodge: [00:30:49] no, that is so funny. You know, when you order hello, fresh. And they send free like muesli bars sometimes. Yeah. I can do that a lot. A lot of fucking handbrake to that joke
Josh Janssen: [00:31:06] then, but that was a serious thing where you bring in. I ordered
from Woolworths and
Toni Lodge: [00:31:13] I was like online, like home
Josh Janssen: [00:31:15] Shaw. And I was like, there's all this shit. That's not ours. And then it's like, With compliments. It was like we were at a Hilton hotel or something. It was all like, I got this, um, carpet cleaner. Oh, I got like all these
Toni Lodge: [00:31:26] random time I'm in the now. So that makes sense.
Josh Janssen: [00:31:28] It's just like spraying it everywhere. Um, I don't know. Um,
Toni Lodge: [00:31:31] yeah, podcasting pays well, I'm saying the house do go home and he's everywhere. No, you don't have any
Josh Janssen: [00:31:38] that's actually, anyway. I'm railroading with my Google home. Nice stuff either in the
Toni Lodge: [00:31:45] ingredients. Well, the ingredients obviously is like an incredibly long list.
Um, Oh actually the ingredients say numbers. Yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:31:58] So Tony's just looking at it.
Toni Lodge: [00:32:01] Um, what would you like tonight? So the energy on a Coke, zero in New Zealand, um, 1.4 kilojoules per a hundred meters meals, a hundred minutes. I'll do the a hundred meters sprint to non-legal 1.4 kilojoules of energy and,
um, sugars. Zero sodium 11 milligrams per a hundred. And then the Coke, no sugar, 1.4 kilojoules. So the same and 1.2 milligrams of sodium.
Josh Janssen: [00:32:40] So there's more salt in
Toni Lodge: [00:32:42] my, was that, what did I say? Zero in the other. It's a bit of lot Shane. When you phone John and
Josh Janssen: [00:32:53] Katie, you've done a great job. The reason calorie king.com to you, that practice down all the details on these different.
Toni Lodge: [00:32:59] look exactly the same, to be honest with you, I guess it's just the flavor, but how would the flavor be different? I guess the numbers are different, but, um, anyway, thank you so much, Katie. That's really helped, but it's interesting to know that when you flip your flip your Lud in New Zealand, in New Zealand, Gowda, You fucking get to Kate, both Cokes
Josh Janssen: [00:33:21] in all seriousness. What do we think about. This season of the podcast than June one person who leaves a review, Google home, mini
Toni Lodge: [00:33:30] Google home mini in June. So we've got a couple of months to save up to buy one.
Josh Janssen: [00:33:36] Yeah. If we put a put away $5 or whatever, or I'm just hoping that I found one, find one. Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:33:42] Hopefully it's fucking garbage collection. Pick up there in the box. Like it's still in the plastic and stuff.
Josh Janssen: [00:33:50] That's really funny, the Google home mini stuff, but I feel like people arrive, right.
Toni Lodge: [00:33:54] That's really funny. Um, the
Josh Janssen: [00:33:57] USM, the Amazon Alexa is a lot more popular.
Toni Lodge: [00:34:00] Well, I can imagine that our friends, um, not you and I tubes my fake producer boyfriend and I, um, Jagen lane, uh, very good friends of ours.
They're about to move home to New Zealand. There'll be able to enjoy both types of Coke, zero. Um, they. I have an Alexa and he's a bit of a tech nut. So he, um, he's got his Alexa doing everything. Alexa, turn on the air con
Josh Janssen: [00:34:24] ah, divided.
Toni Lodge: [00:34:26] Yeah, Elena turn on the air con zilina, um, turn up the volume on the TV, but turn down the volume on the bling.
Blong, you know, That's great. I mean, it's not that impressive these days, is it? Cause everyone's got it, but it's still, I still like it.
Josh Janssen: [00:34:42] Yeah. I think I like to ask what the weather is. Probably the most. I use it. I wish Siri was better. I
Toni Lodge: [00:34:51] quite like Siri. Oh, I love, but I
Josh Janssen: [00:34:54] changed it. So we're dude
Toni Lodge: [00:34:58] seems anti-feminist, I'd say Siri,
Josh Janssen: [00:35:02] what's the time in
Toni Lodge: [00:35:03] London.
Josh Janssen: [00:35:07] You can't hear it. Cause I turned the volume down. It's 4:16 AM. Blake was saying it, but how do I know that you would just have to trust me, but you can change the settings?
Toni Lodge: [00:35:18] Well, every time I ask our Google home mini at home that I got for free with our Spotify. I ask it to set a timer and then it's like, I can set an alarm in this room, for example, 7:00 AM tomorrow morning.
Don't offer me to set an alarm. I can figure it out myself.
Josh Janssen: [00:35:37] I mean, the other thing that they do is like the Google home or say are, do you want to learn about the nighttime routine? Oh no. I just did the nighttime routine.
Toni Lodge: [00:35:49] That's why I'm asking you what the weather's going to be tomorrow so that I can. Oh, my gosh, just mow into my face.
I just, they're just sticky.
Josh Janssen: [00:36:02] Um, okay. When are we playing? Scott is because I'm just scared of grades because I'm just worried that well, I also think how long until we get the reviews of that Josh guy is annoying.
Toni Lodge: [00:36:13] Um, I actually didn't get any of those last week. I did get a few asking of your predecessor, but that was it.
Josh Janssen: [00:36:24] Jason's fine. He's doing
Toni Lodge: [00:36:25] well. Um, as far as I know,
mountain of Google, I mean, Oh, I love that. It's not even just a Google home. It's a Google home mini. Okay. Um, so the actual game. Of scattered grace. I've got the 26 sided dice, which has got all of the letters on it. Um, I've got the lists as well, which has like one to 12 of, of what you would write down.
But obviously that's a little bit hard. Cause then we've got to remember what the other person has said, et cetera. Um, so I'm happy to just pick a theme, right. Um, what would you like to do for a theme? I
Josh Janssen: [00:37:08] think we could do,
Toni Lodge: [00:37:10] uh, Songs. I was literally just about to say music artists. We can do music. Yeah, no,
Josh Janssen: [00:37:20] but I assume music artists.
Toni Lodge: [00:37:25] Thank you so much. So good to see. Someone's just walked in there. An intruder, Google home mini, please lock the doors. Um, what did we say? Songs? Songs
Josh Janssen: [00:37:36] music
Toni Lodge: [00:37:37] and music. No, not anything. Music, songs, songs. Ready? Okay. I will do your letter first.
Josh Janssen: [00:37:44] And then I got a D and then what's the, I set a timer.
Toni Lodge: [00:37:46] What do I need to do to name as many songs starting with whatever letter it is and 20 seconds
Josh Janssen: [00:37:52] I've literally can't think of any songs right now.
Not in a single letter, 20 seconds. American
Toni Lodge: [00:37:58] pie. 20 seconds. Yes. Okay. Ready? Yep. You'll let it ears. Oh, that's abrasive. Isn't it? W what
Josh Janssen: [00:38:06] about me? Who let the dogs out? We're in the world is Carmen San Diego. Uh, where
Toni Lodge: [00:38:13] is the love
Josh Janssen: [00:38:16] worldwide web. There's gotta be a song. I
Toni Lodge: [00:38:18] don't think it is. Yep.
Josh Janssen: [00:38:22] Wet dreams. Um, Wednesday.
It's very hard for you to, um, work out which ones
Toni Lodge: [00:38:31] are, um, well, worldwide. Well normally, um, someone else would do this, but world wide web song.
Josh Janssen: [00:38:43] It's definitely a song. That's gotta be a song. That's
Toni Lodge: [00:38:45] Oh yeah. There's like a YouTube song about, about it. What I heard for the first time in my whole life yesterday, which I don't know is such a big thing.
Chocolate rain, the YouTube thing. Yeah. Yeah. I'd never heard that before, but one of my favorite shows is workaholics. I don't know if you've ever watched it. And there's a part where they do like a throwback it's like back in the day of them. And they do this like homage to old, like YouTube stars. But anyone that hasn't heard the song it's like this, um, this guy and he's about to start singing.
And then all of a sudden he sings like so much deeper than you would expect. Literally Google chocolate rain on YouTube. It's
Josh Janssen: [00:39:24] very big in sort of like 2007.
Toni Lodge: [00:39:26] Yeah. It's got like 1.9 million streams on YouTube,
Josh Janssen: [00:39:30] which baby shark. Ah Oh, Jasser with a B on YouTube. I couldn't believe
Toni Lodge: [00:39:38] it. I only know that the base of billion, because this show has.
A number with a B next to it. That's how I know it's billion. Yeah. Ah, we had this conversation last week as well. You really need to remember what you've talked about. Literally. Can't,
Josh Janssen: [00:39:54] that's why I it's funny me watching movies because I can't remember what happens. Okay. That sounds
Toni Lodge: [00:39:59] like a sad story anyway.
And yeah, he goes like chocolate rude and this is part of workaholics where, um, anyway, it doesn't matter. Um, he doesn't and he does it, but it's like different words. They work in a telemarketing thing, uh, like. What would it be called? Telemarketing call center. Yeah. They like sell stuff and he's like, would you like to buy a microwave phones?
Wheel room? Yeah. It's really funny. Anyway. All right. Would you like to do the time of this time? Do you need to do it on my phone? Cause you didn't bring anything with you today except for your giant water wall.
Josh Janssen: [00:40:36] Yeah. Okay.
Toni Lodge: [00:40:37] 20 seconds. Yep. Um,
Josh Janssen: [00:40:39] so when I, once we've rolled it songs, starting with the letter.
Toni Lodge: [00:40:45] Oh, I got w as well.
No, I'm not doing no. We're not doing w as well. No, no, no. It's I, I starting, I don't like that. You did that. Oh, do you want me to not do a, because I've had a couple of seconds, um, um, uh, and a bell Dixon from some high tide. Um,
I literally cannot think of any fucking songs, American pie.
Uh, uh, I literally could not think of anything. Songs is hard. Yeah. What would you have done for songs? Yeah, I did that. Can you stop that? Please?
Josh Janssen: [00:41:33] Stop. Let's do a different thing. Okay.
Toni Lodge: [00:41:37] All right. Um, um, Things you would take to the beach,
Josh Janssen: [00:41:42] Geico, um, uh, what you haven't set a timer? Oh, no. Okay. Uh, hat umbrella, um, uh, heaps of sunscreen have yanas that's a good one.
A beach helmet. Uh,
Toni Lodge: [00:42:09] it's quite hard, isn't it? Yeah. Okay. Things you take to the beach, starting with, um, fruit, um, frosty fruit, the pineapple, um, Aussie pole, um, fridge, little cooler friends, um, Fanny pack so that your hands are free while you're playing with the Hulu. While who thing? Um, uh, are you Tommy? Um, you got three more seconds, um, fantasy Chan and you're
Josh Janssen: [00:42:40] off.
Yeah, it was good.
Toni Lodge: [00:42:47] Let's find some more themes themes for what would I Google things for guessing games? Would you like to buy a microwave? Oh, celebrities are dead people. Hmm,
Josh Janssen: [00:43:06] a bit
Toni Lodge: [00:43:06] dark. It is anyway. Um, like the Scattergories game, I guess it's another one of those things that I thought that people must just hate, so I didn't want to do it.
Josh Janssen: [00:43:17] just, I'm getting into games now in
Toni Lodge: [00:43:21] general games or
Josh Janssen: [00:43:22] like monopoly deal. Um, I would love to, Oh, I
Toni Lodge: [00:43:28] love monopoly deal. Yeah. Do
Josh Janssen: [00:43:31] you want to play
Toni Lodge: [00:43:31] it after this? Yeah, I do actually. Should we video it and then post it on the Instagram? That'd be great. That's a good idea actually,
Josh Janssen: [00:43:39] because, Oh, that is so far, like, it's really good when you find someone like
Toni Lodge: [00:43:42] God I've just live, brainstorm.
Okay. You know how there's podcasts that are better than this one, shocking, but fake false information. Um, fake news. Um, and they have like their main podcast and then they've got like, um, Like other things that they put. So like one episode goes out each week, but then they've got like, like Ray play,
Josh Janssen: [00:44:07] what we used to do,
Toni Lodge: [00:44:08] or like on she's on the money with Victoria divine, they have Friday drinks.
We should do a short episode where we play a board. Oh, that's great. What did we call that? Such a fucking good game board on Wednesdays. Yep. Yes. Looking at me like you've got an erection and I love it.
Josh Janssen: [00:44:32] Tony just made a sound effect. Yeah. Bored on Wednesdays. I guess Wednesdays doesn't mean really anything board on
Toni Lodge: [00:44:38] Tuesdays. This podcast comes out on a Thursday. What about like Monday boredom, boredom, Monday, Monday, boredom. Mundane mundane Monday.
Josh Janssen: [00:44:51] Oh, actually talking about mundane. Yeah. Um, I know, like I know because we, uh, we, we got some nice, um, comments on YouTube actually.
Yeah. Yeah. We, we need to get back to them, but I woke up to a, um, a scathing one. I just got a comment on a video that has made it. I always sit on the right hand side on my podcast. Someone said the guy on the right is the most mundane hosts I've ever watched in my life.
Toni Lodge: [00:45:20] I think Monday is fine. Yeah. Um, Bianca said on the YouTube channel, which you can watch this live, see literally can watch Mignola.
And you won't know what I just did. It was crazy.
Josh Janssen: [00:45:34] Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:45:35] I can't believe I could do that and then not be puffed. Do you know what I mean? Like most people would even allow it. Yeah. That's what I mean. And just that I'm not covered in jelly still. Um, Bianca said hello all the way from Scotland. Love you, Tony.
You are the best. Oh. This is why I do this. And Katie said, and from the looks of studies, from New Zealand, from the looks of the profile cherries, I was about to say, it looks like a different Katie, but it might be the same one. Should I like the comments? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we,
Josh Janssen: [00:46:04] can we call New Zealand, Katie tug zero, Katie?
Yes, we can do
Toni Lodge: [00:46:08] nickname Katie. zero Katie. Hopefully she changed her Instagram handle cope. Really tidy. Yep.
Josh Janssen: [00:46:16] Now let's get the clubhouse username.
Toni Lodge: [00:46:18] Oh yeah. Clubhouse. That's where it's at. If you, um, if you leave a review in June, we will send you a Google home mini and an invite to join clubhouse, which is the new.
Social social media platform. Um, so non Coke, zero, Katie has said now I'm so torn. Torn is my favorite song by nataline. Brilliant. You
Josh Janssen: [00:46:41] know, that's a cover.
Toni Lodge: [00:46:44] Yeah. By like some weird we've actually talked about not on this podcast, just in real life between the two of us. Cause I talk about how torn is my favorite song a lot, and we have the same facts.
Josh Janssen: [00:46:55] Yeah. Do you think like. I feel like there's a bit of Groundhog day with us
Toni Lodge: [00:47:00] because we talk about the same stuff a lot.
Josh Janssen: [00:47:02] Finally got a few stories.
Toni Lodge: [00:47:04] I don't have that many stories. I love home. Yeah. That's funny jokes though. Yeah. Okay. Now I'm so torn. If I run, if I'd rather watch or listen on Spotify, do both fun fact in New Zealand, we have Coke.
Zero and Coke. No sugar. Oh, it must be the same one. They had two different recipes. Originally. Zero was meant to be phased out, but hates people through a Tandy. Tanti saying no sugar was awful. So we've kept both recipes. Okay. Thinking about
Josh Janssen: [00:47:32] Tandy. Do you remember Tandy
Toni Lodge: [00:47:34] the shop? It was bought by Dick Smith, the electronic shop.
So, um, Oh, sorry. That's not muted,
Josh Janssen: [00:47:41] but a megaphone there that I was wanting to buy
Toni Lodge: [00:47:44] walkie-talkies Oh yeah. They did have lots of kitschy shit, like little karaoke machines that were legit. Like lots of that kind of thing that you like when you're younger. I like, God, I wish I was an adult. So I spend money on that.
And then when you're an adult, you're like, Oh, I don't need that. What's new.
Josh Janssen: [00:48:01] What's new. We'll do things like you could put the, your hand into them, the metal things, and it would leave.
Toni Lodge: [00:48:09] Oh, let the nail thing, and you put your hand in there and it like leaves or the
Josh Janssen: [00:48:14] one where you like touch the, the class ball.
Toni Lodge: [00:48:20] Yeah. Do you know what I loved from like, um, so shops like that, you know, that shop like national geographic. Yeah. Um, in there they used to have these bubble blowers and it was basically glue. Um, and, but you got the, like the straw, it was like a plastic straw, and then you stuck a big hunk on the end of it and you blow it up and it would be like a massive red ball and you could like play with it and touch it.
And it would like slowly terrible for carpet. Um, no, I think King, I think you're thinking of stack of bubbles. And I had black PVI glow in them. Yes. You're thinking of that. What about lava lamps? Remember them or say one of those things as a kid, I was like, fuck, when I'm older, I'm going to buy a fucking dope love lamp, but I've never done it.
Um, I really want to why my sister had one. Um, I think she liked let it go hard or something. You know how you like can fuck them. He said,
Josh Janssen: [00:49:13] I know like if we're, if we're thinking about the environment, surely the first thing to go is lava lamps.
Toni Lodge: [00:49:22] What is in a lava lamp.
Josh Janssen: [00:49:24] That's actually quite interesting.
Cause you know, I think about my dad when I was growing up and he was so funny about, you know, turning the lights off when you leave the room,
Toni Lodge: [00:49:32] but you could have a fucking marble lamp. Yeah. Which was hating goo. Yeah. Um, lava lamps are mostly filled with paraffin, wax, water and chemicals on that's fucking sounds good.
Yeah. That's going to be good for you. Um, for a thousand dollars, I would drink whatever's in a lava lamp. Fuck. That's a good deal. That's silly. Silly of you not to take up that deal. Oh no. Okay. One of my sisters had a lava lamp. The other one had a glitter lamp. Do you remember those obviously better for the environment except now glitter is awful.
You can't wash your face with the things with plastic in them and you can't use glitter because it will kill it. Do you know about,
Josh Janssen: [00:50:08] um, you know, tear free shampoo?
Toni Lodge: [00:50:12] Yes. It's actually tear free. Yeah, we haven't talked about this. I think I just know that. Yeah. So like Johnson, Johnson, kids, it says no tears shampoo.
And you thought that it meant that if it went in your eyes, you like wouldn't want to kill yourself because it was so horrible. But, um, yeah, it's actually no tear. Like it doesn't tear at like the roots of your hair, but we've all spent well, I'm 27, right? I've spent 27 years thinking that it said no tears.
Do the people at Johnson and Johnson, just look at us and go what fucking idiots, but just let us do it. Cause I want, well, they buying and they putting it in their eyes. Yeah. Now looking at us thinking, well, fuck it, it
Josh Janssen: [00:50:52] seems, it seems like the same meme that has the arrow on which way your fuel tank is and your car and yeah.
You know, like I love that fact. Yeah. That's literally the job of someone. To every radio station is to
Toni Lodge: [00:51:07] post them, to post the meme and to talk about it and go, Oh, did you know that? That means that. Yeah. Yeah. Um, Oh, you know what I noticed today that I've got a big hole in the armpit of his shirt. That's okay.
Josh Janssen: [00:51:20] you see what sort of deodorant do you wear?
Toni Lodge: [00:51:22] I know it stains
Josh Janssen: [00:51:23] on my shirts. I didn't actually say
Toni Lodge: [00:51:26] that it's a rec sonar clinical one because I get really anxious. I sweat when I'm anxious, but I get anxious about sweating. Yeah. So it's like a hideous. Cool. Yeah, I've got, I've got a natural one. Oh, let's say I just
Josh Janssen: [00:51:43] call them magnesium.
It's actually very, very good
Toni Lodge: [00:51:47] Tobes. Um, exclusively and only uses old spice, which I really like. Cause it makes him smell delicious. It's very sort of, um, grown up. I guess he's 31. He is growing up. I
Josh Janssen: [00:51:59] remember like traveling to the U S and buying old spice and thinking I was very international. Oh yeah. I didn't even think of that old spice was here.
Toni Lodge: [00:52:08] Yeah. So he uses like the roll on like stick deodorant. Does it smell like, it sounds like spicy, delicious cinnamon. Yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:52:16] We've got cinnamon chewing gum here.
Toni Lodge: [00:52:19] Um, Oh, I thought we didn't have that here. I know that that's a thing in the U S where, you know, as
Josh Janssen: [00:52:24] in, so I'm in the office
Toni Lodge: [00:52:25] in this office, is it menthol at all?
Josh Janssen: [00:52:28] No, it's
Toni Lodge: [00:52:29] spicy. Oh two. Is it big red? Yes. That's what it is. Isn't it? Yeah. You can have one later. What about the gum?
Josh Janssen: [00:52:43] The funniest thing. That's why I say
Toni Lodge: [00:52:45] you've never said that to me,
Josh Janssen: [00:52:47] the whole thing is like, um, uh, yeah, just the blogs, like as a bit of a joke. Oh yeah,
Toni Lodge: [00:52:57] yeah. and then Jeff and with the boys.
Josh Janssen: [00:53:03] Yeah. Yeah. We'll fall off that sort
Toni Lodge: [00:53:05] of thing, you know? Yeah. You're a real lot Hawk and tell the footie club. The footie club testify against
Josh Janssen: [00:53:14] them or no, no.
I went to the free club when I was a kid. I played footy for six years.
Toni Lodge: [00:53:18] Yeah. I can say that
Josh Janssen: [00:53:22] I was in the back line.
Toni Lodge: [00:53:23] Yeah, of course. Yeah. We not a bloody full forward.
Josh Janssen: [00:53:27] Nah, nah, I, um, kicked it. There was one time where we played on a smaller field and actually kicked to go, which is very unheard of for someone on the back line and I won best on ground.
Oh, bug endeavor Hills footy club.
Toni Lodge: [00:53:41] Nice. yeah. Um, I played AFL at school. I really liked it. What was the team called? Um, I don't know. Did you have a song? Um, but I broke a girl's arm. Shackled her. Yeah. Woof. Yeah. Um, I tackled her to the ground. Um, she kind of like fell in a bit of a weird way and I just slacked landed on top of her and her like elbow snapped off it.
Wasn't good. And then for the rest of the day of run light was I like a month and I was like, Oh, okay. Now, like, yeah. You're huge. So it wasn't great for my image, obviously. Yeah. But I mean, felt good. I don't like to say that, but it did
Josh Janssen: [00:54:24] feel good. I've actually been watching a lot of, um, active defense videos
Toni Lodge: [00:54:27] lately, active defense, like a seal team, six type scenario, try and get like the fines catch Saddam.
Josh Janssen: [00:54:35] Is that what it is? Yes. You need to, you need to create a defensive fence like this. Yeah, it was, it's actually quite tragic when you get into it. Cause it's all like gun-related. And then before you know it, you're watching videos of neighbors, fucking shooting each other in the head. Fuck me. It's on YouTube.
It's really full-on Oh yeah. They're having a fight about my kids
Toni Lodge: [00:54:58] can access shoveling his tragedies,
Josh Janssen: [00:55:00] shoving, shoveling snow. And I'm like, don't you fucking pussy. Stop putting snow things. That guy comes out, fucking shoots both of the people in the head. Let's
Toni Lodge: [00:55:10] not. It's not, we're not doing that. Yeah. I'll watch something else.
Josh Janssen: [00:55:18] The lesson is don't escalate because the person's going to come on. Yeah,
Toni Lodge: [00:55:22] well, yeah. Cause you feel like your neighbor's not going to fucking shoot me. So of course you like adding them on, you're like, Oh, what's he in today? Yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:55:33] Yeah. Anyway, so full-on, isn't, it, it
Toni Lodge: [00:55:37] is quite full on. I feel like we've lost some people on that one.
Do you think so?
Josh Janssen: [00:55:41] I think that that would think that maybe it was too much though. Too much. And you're just a bit insensitive
Toni Lodge: [00:55:47] to, um, I've been eating a banana every single day for the past, like three weeks. It was like my breakfast. Um, yeah. And for the last three weeks, every day I've had reflux like terrible reflux and I've only just had I put two and two together that it's the bananas.
Have you been
Josh Janssen: [00:56:03] eating them? Lying down?
Toni Lodge: [00:56:05] No. Sitting at my desk at work in my real job. Not this one. How big are they? I mean, they Ryan, from your average to bin banana to. Large banana tips. No, no. They're eco they're more expensive. Yeah. Yeah. You're saying just the cheap ones of what I've been eating. Yes. Do you know what?
I really like those tiny, um, like you get them in Asian countries, like the tiny bananas. Oh, they're so good. They're always so delicious. Like they're such good banana taste. Yeah. I hate flowery bananas on
Josh Janssen: [00:56:40] the nothing worse. Like the overseas eating of fruits. When I was leaving, when I was leaving a country, I was leaving Thailand and we had a driver the whole time on the last day as well, going to the airport, he gave me a whole fruit basket.
Toni Lodge: [00:56:56] What the fuck are you going to do with that? Yeah, so I reckon, I reckon that that's him being smart. Yeah. Because he's like, Oh, he's all these delicious fruit from my land. And you're like, my I'm so sorry. I can't take this on the plane, but let, do you have it? He's like, fuck suck. Like, but
Josh Janssen: [00:57:12] I ended up taking it and giving it to him because he was driving us everywhere except the airport transfer.
And so he drove us to somewhere and then we had an airport transfer and so we just gave it to the next person we saw.
Toni Lodge: [00:57:24] Uh, but then they're dealing with a basket of
Josh Janssen: [00:57:26] fruit. That's probably a big deal.
Toni Lodge: [00:57:29] Yeah. Anyway, I reckon he expected that you were going to say no, no, no,
Josh Janssen: [00:57:34] no, no, no. He also said that the mall was closed at 10:00 AM and took us to a gun range instead.
Toni Lodge: [00:57:41] Is he the one that linked you to all the weird neighbors shooting videos? He's like, Oh, hi, Josh. You'll love this. You know how like when you're watching on YouTube and it's like, share this with your family and friends, that also comes up online. Porn hub and stuff. It's like, God, you know, who'd love watching this, this woman get riled.
My family and friends share to Facebook wall. Like it's just all people thinking of doing thanks for laughing. It was very funny. Thanks. Um, well, as we said, if you would like to leave her a review, that would be, that would be great. And graciously accepted. If you leave her review, anytime between now and June.
We we'll find, pick someone to give away a free, good go home. Mini
Josh Janssen: [00:58:21] you get to pick between the gray and the charcoal. Oh
Toni Lodge: [00:58:23] gosh. You've got to go to the charcoal
Josh Janssen: [00:58:26] sort of, um, bachelor pad. Isn't it.
Toni Lodge: [00:58:30] The gray or the charcoal. We've got the charcoal. Do you think tubes is he ordered that thinking that he would be a bachelor as NA, but given the fact that we've got a pairs five, I know he's not going anywhere.
Yeah. That's funny.
Josh Janssen: [00:58:48] That's very funny because he's not getting up. Is that the joke? Oh,
Toni Lodge: [00:58:51] I was like, who were dating me? He's
Josh Janssen: [00:58:54] like, he's literally just
Toni Lodge: [00:58:58] playing. Uh, I know that he bought cyberpunk that game, that Keanu raves one, that's got all those bugs it's shut.
Josh Janssen: [00:59:08] Yeah. Come out and apologize. Yeah.
Toni Lodge: [00:59:11] Well they offered every single person, a refund.
So every single person that bought it can have a full refund.
If you keep it, you get a Google. How many thank you for hanging on to it. Um, please make sure that you like subscribe and comment on YouTube. If that's what you're watching, make sure that you download all the other episodes, even if you haven't listened to them on Spotify and make sure that your review and leave a rating on iTunes.
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Um, and we're about to go and. Brainstorm a brand new type of podcast. Yeah. Besides that we'll bring out every week. You've just committed,
Josh Janssen: [01:00:09] committed to a monopoly game. Can we play monopoly, monopoly? Are we going to
Toni Lodge: [01:00:17] do, we'll do that. Okay. We'll work and we'll play, you know what I'm saying? And we'll blame it on a plea deal.
Thanks everyone. Bye guys. Bye Josh, everyone. See ya. I'll be the same. Love you. Do you don't look at me like I was going to forget to say, I love you. I'll never forget. I was just like ting, Tang it up, like, ah, ha Oh no, no, I'm gone. Love you. I love you.